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I'd sponsor a NASCAR stock car for a race, wrap it in the list of my enemies and a picture of me flipping the bird on the hood. That or get a cool dog.
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captainkirkland
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 30
0 miles · Missouri
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Quote by DamonX
House of Cards is probably one of the most overrated shows on TV (After Homeland.)
I agree. I enjoyed (House of Cards) for the first two seasons but cannot get through season 3. Homeland should have ended after the third season, but I will say the second season of that show was the most entertaining/intense TV watching I have ever had.
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No particular order:
1. O' Brother Where Art Thou
2. Young Frankenstein
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Kingsman: The Secret Service
5. National Treasure
6. The Patriot
7. My Cousin Vinny
8. Joe Dirt
9. Dazed and Confused
10. Wayne's World
1. O' Brother Where Art Thou
2. Young Frankenstein
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Kingsman: The Secret Service
5. National Treasure
6. The Patriot
7. My Cousin Vinny
8. Joe Dirt
9. Dazed and Confused
10. Wayne's World
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Good Afternoon All,
I just posted my first story Dance of the Year. It is based on different experiences I've had in gentlemen's clubs. I'd be happy if you all checked it out.
On another note, I gained great initial feedback in the comment section but I also found a new member to the site promoting their random story on most of the comments of my story. I've seen this same member doing the same to other's stories as well. The same self-promoting comment copied and pasted.
I was just wondering if this is acceptable behavior on the site and a common occurrence. I have no intention of doing this myself because I do not appreciate it happening to me. Just wondering.
I just posted my first story Dance of the Year. It is based on different experiences I've had in gentlemen's clubs. I'd be happy if you all checked it out.
On another note, I gained great initial feedback in the comment section but I also found a new member to the site promoting their random story on most of the comments of my story. I've seen this same member doing the same to other's stories as well. The same self-promoting comment copied and pasted.
I was just wondering if this is acceptable behavior on the site and a common occurrence. I have no intention of doing this myself because I do not appreciate it happening to me. Just wondering.
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I'm aware of 2 methods.
1.) Tie a stone on one end of a piece of string and the other end attach to the penis, wear for 5 years or until penis reaches desired length.
This reminds me of the trust exercise scene from Old School, the old Will Ferrell movie, with the concrete blocks tied to the pledge's penis.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I usually tan nude, but I had a stupid Bandaid on once, so it left one silly rectangle that was paler than the rest of me.
I was tanning nude when I obtained this unusual tan line. I've learned a lesson never to use spray on sunscreen.
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Never before have I done this. Thinking about it, this would be risky. There is a chance the citrus juices could enter the urethra and that could sting.
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Has anyone had a weirdly shaped sun burn or tan line caused by a shadow or poorly applied sun screen? I had just noticed a unusual tan line on my back that looks like a seagull stood in my sun. Though it is a result of poorly applied sunscreen on my back. Just wondering.
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Yes it does matter to some extent. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder and everyone has there own opinions. As for my opinion, I hold myself to certain daily standards. I make sure I maintain good personal hygiene: shower at least once a day, teeth brushed, and groomed. I dress appropriately for every situation. Though I don't have the ideal body type, I make an effort to eat right more often than not and exercise on a daily basis to make sure I stay healthy. To sum things up, I try to take good care of myself.
Though I don't expect people to live to the standards I hold for myself, it is a turn off when I see them lacking which is quite common from my millennial generation.
Though I don't expect people to live to the standards I hold for myself, it is a turn off when I see them lacking which is quite common from my millennial generation.
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Quote by Pretzel
I like to use my hand in a rapid up and down motion
Always work on the fundamentals.
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Yes. Coming from a millennial educated in a public school health class. They very well established everything that could happen if you didn't.
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Yes, but it is on a person by person case. If the tits match the frame and/or the personality. I'm a fan.
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My career is pretty much anti 9 to 5. Most of my days end around 11pm and I am always on-call if someone cannot make it. So my schedule is odd and I can easily be thrown out of my normal sleep cycle. So naps are important. It's always been difficult for me to fall asleep quickly even if I am completely tired. I feel like I'm not getting the most out of my naps.
So I've been offered a few tips from:
-making the room dark but not completely pitch black
-no alcohol beforehand
-no naps longer that 90 minutes
I'm just wondering what helps other people.
So I've been offered a few tips from:
-making the room dark but not completely pitch black
-no alcohol beforehand
-no naps longer that 90 minutes
I'm just wondering what helps other people.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Captain, like you, I'm more into college than pro football. But among the pros, I'm a long-suffering Saints fan. With each passing year, Super Bowl 44 is looking more and more like a distant, diminishing mirage.
That was a great Super Bowl and I will never forget "The Greatest Show on Turf", but it is nice not to keep telling myself maybe the Rams will be good this year.
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I used to be a St. Louis Rams fan but...
I tried to get into the Kansas City Chiefs but these new relationships take time. For me now I enjoy college football Saturdays.
I tried to get into the Kansas City Chiefs but these new relationships take time. For me now I enjoy college football Saturdays.
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I'm fine with both, but there has never been a time where I had an absolute craving for a Pepsi. So I guess Coke.
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I always try to keep a routine where I get enough sleep so I don't need a pick me up for the workday. However, if I have a rough night's sleep, I'll step out for a cup of coffee.
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I don't mind doing the laundry but I hate folding it and putting it away.
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As part of a dare in college, around 2 AM a group of us ran naked from our dorm, jumped into one of the fountains, and ran back. Probably a half mile run.
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It's usually a daily thing for me. On some days where I have plenty of free time it happens a few more times.
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I once had a cheap 10 dollar one. It got me off the first time, but it never could get me off after that. Plus I wasn't the biggest fan of the prep and cleanup. When I first got it I forgot the lube and was not in the mood to go out again so I did a Google search for lube alternatives. Long story short, yogurt. It wasn't terrible. 