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buzzbomber52
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
United States

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It started out like this.



And now looks like this




I'm also turning a bar area into a pantry, and putting new cabinets in the utility room.

This is a 30 year old manufactured home that is used as a second home in the mountains to get out of the hot Phoenix summer.

The remaining cabinets will be gone next week and the rest of the floor will be taken up.
The project in progress


And it became



And the fun yet to be experienced



200+ boxes from Ikea.
Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Got rejected so many times, I quit trying.
No one has mentioned "The Red Rooster" or "The Green Door" or "The Studio". The first two are swingers clubs, and the latter is a store dedicated to electro-stimulation. My girlfriend and I went there one time and there was a naked woman trying out a chair they build that has a fucking machine attached. Very interesting.
I'm having cabinets delivered tomorrow for a complete kitchen remodel I'm going to do. Ill hire out the plumbing and electrical. I can do that stuff, but I want it done to code.

I am not a tradesman, just handy. I'm an engineer by training and education.
I have certain types of stories I like. If its about exhibitionism, its a definite read for me. Also nude beaches, spying on your neighbor, being spied on, photo shoots, and a host of others. I also have some authors that I read, and wait with 'bated breath for their next chapter/story.

With that said, Naughty Annie wrote a story about exhibitionism on a train - I almost orgasmed just seeing the title and author.
I have. We had a FWB relationship originally. Decided that it was turning into something more and we are still together 13 years later.
The BEST movie of all time - Plan 9 from Outer Space - just kidding. Hey stop throwing things.

This is a tough category. No. 1 would have to be 2001 - A Space Odyssey - it started my love of film

No. 2 - The Day the Earth Stood Still (the original) - Gort, Klaatu Borada Nichtu

No. 3a - The Thing - the original (with James Arness)

No. 3b - Star Trek - The Wrath of Khan - they actually quoted from Moby Dick.
I'm not just going to give a list of 25 best movies. To me, movies have, in a way, opened my view of the world and my own life. Over the years, there are movies that have closed chapters in my life.

There are directors whose movies have expanded my view of the world - Stanley Kubrick for one, Robert Downey, Sr. for another

I'll start with a Kubrick movie. 2001, A Space Odyssey. I grew up in in the 50's in a small town in the bible belt of central TX. I am the son of a Baptist deacon, and had a "Leave it to Beaver"-like childhood. My parents didn't drink or abuse my brothers or me in any way. My mom was a homemaker most of my childhood, and when I would come home from school, there was always fresh baked dessert of some sort. My dad would coach my little league baseball team. You get the picture. I say all this because I led a very sheltered life as a child and teenager. Movies were a way of broadening my world. Anyway, I digress.

In the 50's and 60's, movies were shown in large movie theaters with minimal technology, and mostly consisted of westerns and 1950's Sci-fi (Them, The Thing from Outer Space, etc). I was always enamored with planes, astronauts, space travel, etc. One day on television, they mentioned the movie 2001, A Space Odyssey. In a town about 30 minutes away was one of the new (for 1968) movie theaters with a wide curved screen and stereo sound. I asked to go there for my birthday and see 2001. It was an experience I will never forget - the quality of the special effects, the use of music, the overall quality of the movie - the way it looked - the way it made me feel - I was hooked. My mind had been blown. It was love at first sight.

In the transition from small town boy to big college, "A Clockwork Orange" came out. Again, Kubrick blew my mind. The stylized violence, the use of music - to this day, Beethoven's 9th is one of my favorite pieces of classical music. The use of music played by a synthesizer - Wendy Carlos nee Walter Carlos - the intermixing of show tunes with classical - "Singin' in the rain", "I want to marry a Lighthouse Keeper","Pomp and Circumstance", "The William Tell Overture" and Beethoven's 9th all in the same movie. It made my head explode.

Then one year in college, I had a roommate who was kind of an "out there" intellectual type. He was a zoology grad student working on his PhD and was into jazz and movies. He introduced me to some of the movies of Robert Downey, Sr. - specifically "Greaser's Palace" and "Putney Swope". Greaser's Palace is still one of my favorite movies. It is based on the bible if the characters were set in the old west. It's too hard to explain, but it is one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen where the story line still made sense.

He also introduced me to older movies - Sabrina, North by Northwest, Casablanca, African Queen, Treasure of Sierra Madre, etc. Of that group, if I am flipping through the channels on my TV and see North by Northwest, I'm stuck. It is great movie making. He also got me interested in knowing the directors - looking for certain directors - Alfred Hitchcock, John Huston, Frank Capra, Billy Wilder, etc.

He also got me interested in foreign films - French, Czech, British, etc. I think of the original Tall Blond Man movie. I remember it was hilarious. The "Pink Panther" movies with Peter Sellers are incredibly funny. I got interested in Italian directors - Fellini (8-1/2, Amarcord), Lena Wertmuller (The Seduction of Mimi, Swept Away), Paolo Pasolino (Decameron). There were some very sexy French movies from that time as well - Betty Blue comes to mind. I also think several of the Simon Pegg, Nick Frost movies are good - Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz. I really like "Paul" as well. Speaking of Nick Frost - if you haven't seen "Kinky Boots" you are missing a very entertaining movie. I also like "Cuban Fever", but mainly for the music.

Then things got serious in America - "The Godfather","Star Wars","The French Connection", "The Conversation", "Jaws", "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", "Alien". New directors were popping up, with new ways of making movies - Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, Ridley Scott all appeared about this time.

I even enjoy the teen movies from that era - the John Hughes movies (Sixteen candles, Pretty in Pink, etc) Ivan Reitman is another director that I was interested in. I think he directed "Ghostbusters". I was also interested in other comedic directors - Woody Allen (Sleeper, Love and Death, Take the Money and Run, etc), Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein), and one of my all time favorites - Monty Python movies (I think Terry Gilliam directed them) - The Holy Grail (She's a witch), Life of Brian.

I haven't even touched on war movies - The Longest Day, 633 Squadron (used as the basis for the death star scene in Star Wars), 12 O'clock High, The Bridge over the River Kwai, The Guns of Navarone, The Green Berets, They were Soldiers, Run Silent, Run Deep, The Great Escape, Stalag 13.

Now we get to more modern movies - ones where the technology is well-developed. Iron Man (the original one), Captain America (the original), the new Star Wars franchise (JJ Abrams - whew!!!), Guardians of the Galaxy, Avatar (James Cameron is kind of hit or miss with me - Titanic blew chunks, but Avatar and the Terminator were groundbreaking), The LOTR and Hobbit movies (Smaug is the best dragon I have seen in any movie). I think Peter Jackson's movies are about as close to perfect movie-making as I've ever seen. I think he is Stanley Kubrick reincarnated. (they actually kind of look alike). There are smaller movies as well, such as "The 100 foot Journey" and "The Grand Budapest Hotel" that I think are excellent.

Geez, I just realized I haven't even touched on Rob Reiner. One of my all time favorite movies - one that I would take to a desert island - is "The Princess Bride" I also really like "Stand by Me", and "This is Spinal Tap" has to be one of the funniest movies of all time.

I also think Ron Howard is a very talented film maker - Apollo 13 is a real tight asshole movie even though you know the ending. I love auto racing and F1, so I thought "Rush" was really good as well.

Sorry for being so verbose, but, for me, films are more than just entertainment. I am fascinated by the process. Essentially starting from a blank piece of paper (film) and producing a visual and auditory story that entertains, moves, and challenges the audience is real magic.
Yes, one time. Sometimes I get in a mood where I want it again, but so far she has not obliged.

It was in a hotel room in Las Vegas. We had a very sexy day - lots of touching, going to porn shops, etc. It had long been one of her fantiasies.
I like a lot of different types, depending on my mood, but I always like oral creampies, interracial, and sex on a boat. The ones I can't stand are ass-to-mouth. That grosses me out.
why lie? If your life is not interesting enough that you have to lie, go out and do something about it Walter Mitty.
We don't do a traditional turkey. We have started getting BBQ from a local place, but order our favorite BBQ sauce online. We'll fix potato salad, sweet potato pie, and one or two other dishes. Then typically, we'll go see a movie.
I am older than my girlfriends father. The first time we met, he was somewhat standoffish, but now (several years later) we get along fine.
When married, I lost count. There was never an overt no, but it was I'm tired, or I've got a headache, or we have to get up in the morning, or just turning over/away. Then there was the total turn on "are you done yet?"

I just gave up, and quit trying. When I would try to talk to her about it, we'd have a big fight. No makeup sex either. The breaking point was when I asked her to shave and her response was to ask me if I was a child molester.
I have had two Asian (filipino) girlfriends - my current girlfriend and the previous one. I guess you could say I have an Asian preference. I love their coloring. I prefer smaller breasted women with dark nipples. Both of them were/are very good in bed as well as highly orgasmic.

In both cases, I am older than they are. In the case of my current girlfriend, I am significantly older (more than 25 years). Because of their culture, I don't think the age difference bothers them as it does most women of my race that i have met.
I've travelled for business most of my adult life, so I don't really have wanderlust. However, with that said, I would love to go to Australia and New Zealand and live in each one for 6 months or a year. That's about it for the travel. I do however like the idea of buying an RV and traveling around the US. I would love to hit all the major air and space museums. The other thing I would do is spend a whole season following the F1 races.

I all ready have a house kind of in the mountains. I have one horse, but would like to have several more (and a mule). I'd also like to have a bunch of pure bred border collies to raise and train.

I'd also have a track car (Ariel Atom) or a race car (an old Honda or BMW) that I could tear up and wouldn't mind too much if I put it into a wall.

Other than that, I would do volunteer work - build homes for Habitat for Humanity, work with special needs people, volunteer at the animal shelter - that kind of stuff

Primarily, I would relax, take classes, watch a lot of movies, listen to lots of music, take up playing music again - that sort of thing.
Its me. If you blow it up and look way over on the right side, I'm facing away from the camera. Haha made you look at a horses ass.

Anyway, I'm the guy in the picture, grooming my horse. He is definitely the more handsome of the two of us, and he's hung ...... well - like a horse. When we go out, he gets attention from all the ladies. Just my luck, wingman to a horse.
I am reminded of two particular on-going battles:

1. The receptionist at my best customer was rather chesty and loved to wear low cut tops. She sat behind a desk, but you had to stand in front of her desk to announce that you were there for an appointment. She would invariably lean over to check the calendar and look up at you while she was leaning over. I think I strained my eye muscles one time try not to look down her top. I didn't want her complaining to my customer that I was a perv - it would have severely affected my income.

2. There was a Filipino woman that I worked with. She was quite pulchritudinous. She constantly wore low cut form fitting tops. She would sit knee to knee with me to discuss some information and she would constantly lean over to show me what she was talking about. It was a constant struggle to not look at her cleavage, as that could be construed to be sexual harassment and in the corporate world that is the kiss of death. I definitely strained an eye muscle working with her.
Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara
Rosario Dawson
Salma Hayek
I used to have the hots for Jamie Presley, but the last picture I saw of her, she had lost a bunch of weight and gotten too hard and angular.
When they were younger, Susan Sarandon and Blythe Danner.
Robert Downey, Sr (yes, Ironman's father) made movies. One was called Greaser's Palace. It was a bible parody set in the old west. Jesus (Jesse) was an actor, singer, dancer working his way to Jerusalem. This movie is filled with scenes that stick in my head, but my favorite is when Jesse comes upon an old crippled man. He heals him, the man throws down his crutch, drops to his knees, and crawls off singing out "I can crawl again"

I got to use that line several years ago when my girlfriend hurt her back. She had to crawl to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I woke up and imitated the voice of the old man. I found out her back was not hurt that bad.
I go in and help her pick them out. Have done that many times. Fredericks of Hollywood- same thing. Hell, ive helped her pick out dildos and vibes, you think panties and bras are going to run me off?
On a hill overlooking I-17 between Flagstaff and Phoenix in the middle of the afternoon. It was FUN.