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I prefer shaved. I like that look, and I dont want to floss my teeth while downtown.
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buzzbomber52
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
United States
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I grew up as an active, sports playing kid in a small town. The net result is plenty of knee, scalp, hand scars. I have also had disagreements with a door and a table saw that resulted in scars.
Then two years ago, I had a "medical" incident that resulted in something like 10 scars, with one being about 12" long down the center of my stomach starting just below my sternum and ending just below my beltline. It goes right through my belly button. Of course, my belly button is deformed now. My girlfriend calls it Ziggy. So I call that scar Ziggy and the Centipede. Its a pretty ugly scar, about 1/2 " wide and was closed by staples, and it's obvious where the staples were.
Other than that, trachea tube, feed tube, central line, and something like 6 or 8 holes for drain tubes.
Then two years ago, I had a "medical" incident that resulted in something like 10 scars, with one being about 12" long down the center of my stomach starting just below my sternum and ending just below my beltline. It goes right through my belly button. Of course, my belly button is deformed now. My girlfriend calls it Ziggy. So I call that scar Ziggy and the Centipede. Its a pretty ugly scar, about 1/2 " wide and was closed by staples, and it's obvious where the staples were.
Other than that, trachea tube, feed tube, central line, and something like 6 or 8 holes for drain tubes.
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Drove over to my girlfriends house. Picked up food on the way. Ate it with her. Drove to my house in the mountains, put her to work painting (home ownership not art). Had dinner in, watched tv, took a shower together, went to bed, held her left boob all night.
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I know she is taking a lot of flak for it, but I think it is a good analogy for the change in her character.
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Currently, either a 2011 Mazdz cx-9 or an 06 Ford F350 4x4 crew cab diesel. Previous cars were a BMW 335D (diesel), and a lightly modified Honda S2000.
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I used to keep my mouth shut, but about two years ago, I had a very close call medically. It really changed my perspective on putting up with BS.
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I have never been with my girlfriend. She'll act interested, but then when it is time to go, she backs out. That is the only time I think I would find a strip club fun at this point in my life.
I've been to several, and have had great times, (the Crazy Horse at the Goild Coast in Australia comes to mind) but have concluded that they are just doing what it takes to separate you from your money. You can spend hundreds of dollars and not get anything more that some boobs rubbed in your face.
I've been to several, and have had great times, (the Crazy Horse at the Goild Coast in Australia comes to mind) but have concluded that they are just doing what it takes to separate you from your money. You can spend hundreds of dollars and not get anything more that some boobs rubbed in your face.
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My private life is just that - private. If you are important enough - you know all my secrets anyway. If you are important enough, you probably did all those things with me that I want to keep secret.
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future - I want to find out if Disney and Google DO take over the world.
Actually, in seriousness, I do want to go to the future to see how we deal with the myriad social issues. For example, I have read some recent articles about life extension - scientists are saying that we are on the verge of humans living 200 years or so. What are we as a society going to do about corporations shedding people when they are in their 50's? What will 150 years of retirement look like? Will the government retrain those RIF'd by the corporations? How will we deal with rising healthcare costs? What will technology look like - will humans have chips planted in their brains - what will being on facebook 24/7 look like? Will we ever colonize other planets?
Sorry, I can go on and on, but I'll stop here.
Actually, in seriousness, I do want to go to the future to see how we deal with the myriad social issues. For example, I have read some recent articles about life extension - scientists are saying that we are on the verge of humans living 200 years or so. What are we as a society going to do about corporations shedding people when they are in their 50's? What will 150 years of retirement look like? Will the government retrain those RIF'd by the corporations? How will we deal with rising healthcare costs? What will technology look like - will humans have chips planted in their brains - what will being on facebook 24/7 look like? Will we ever colonize other planets?
Sorry, I can go on and on, but I'll stop here.
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It really depends on my mood. I will always listen to popular classical - Beethoven's 9th stops me in my tracks every time. Other than that - some days I listen to classic rock, some days jazz, some days bluegrass, some days blues, some days it is old outlaw country - Willie, Waylon, etc.. Music that gets my feet moving always is afro-Caribbean, salsa, soca, steel drums, etc.
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes along to one of those big "everything under one roof" department stores looking for employment.
The Manager asks him if he has any sales experience... he replies that he used to sell vacuum cleaners in North Dakota. Unsure.. but liking the youngster .. the Manager decides to give him a trial... told him to start tomorrow and at the close of business he'll come down to the floor and see how he went... which he duly does.
"How many customers bought something from u today?" asks the Manager
Young Guy[sheepishly looking at his shoes] "One sir"
"Only ONE... our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day! .. so u will have to improve if u plan to stay in our employ!"
Then the Manager, somewhat sarcastically adds " And how much did this ONE customer of yrs spend?"
"$101,674.65" replies the youngster
"$101,674.65 !!!" stammers the Manager. " What the hell did u sell him??"
"Well first I sold him some fish hooks" replied the youngster, "then I sold him a new rod.. then I asked him where he was going fishing... he told me 'down the coast' ... so I told him he was going to need a boat, took him down to the boat department and sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.... but he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it ... so I took him up to the automobile department and sold him a 4x4 Expedition"...
The Manager said " A guy came in her to buy fish hooks and u sold him a boat and a TRUCK!!!!"
"No Sir" said the youngster .. " the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife... and I said "Dude.. yr weekends shot.. u should go fishing!""
I'm sitting at a car dealer's service department waiting for my car to be done. I burst out laughing, and everyone in the waiting room looked at me like I am crazy. Very funny
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Years ago, a woman named Phyllis Schlafly wrote a book on the roles of men and women. One of the suggestions for spicing up the marriage was for the wife to meet her husband at the door wrapped only in cling wrap. I worked with a woman that tried it. She said her husband walked in looked at her and said "dont tell me - we're having leftovers again".
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Oral sex is the best. Feeling a woman cum on your tongue is absolutely amazing. For me, I love to tease her getting her right on the edge and backing off. Do that 3 or 4 times and then make her cum and then try to hang on.
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Smoking. I once dated a woman who smokes and her pussy tasted like cigarette smoke. Yuk. I told her if she ever wanted me to go downtown again, she would have to quit smoking. She didnt, so that was the end of that.
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When you say "the Top 5", I think what 5 movies would I want to watch on a desert island.
1. The Princess Bride
2. I'm going to cheat and count the Lord of the Rings trilogy as one movie
3. The 13th Warrior
4. Greaser's Palace (directed by Robert Downey Sr. - if you think Robert Downey Jr's thirties were a drug disaster - you don't know his father)
5. The BBC version of "Pride and Prejudice" (the one with Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy)
Others too good to not mention:
The Godfather Trilogy
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Casablanca
African Queen
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Blazing Saddlles
Andromeda Strain - the original one
1. The Princess Bride
2. I'm going to cheat and count the Lord of the Rings trilogy as one movie
3. The 13th Warrior
4. Greaser's Palace (directed by Robert Downey Sr. - if you think Robert Downey Jr's thirties were a drug disaster - you don't know his father)
5. The BBC version of "Pride and Prejudice" (the one with Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy)
Others too good to not mention:
The Godfather Trilogy
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Casablanca
African Queen
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Blazing Saddlles
Andromeda Strain - the original one
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If by favorite you mean "what do I listen to most", then the answer would be classical - Beethoven's 9th, 5th and 6th. Bach's Organ Works (Michael Murray's version of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor - absolutely mind blowing) , The Four Seasons and I'll toss in Eine Kleine Nachtmusick and the Overture from Carmen.
As far as "somewhat" popular music -
Butt Rockin' - The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Johnny Clegg and Savuka - African Shadow Man
Hugh Masakela - I am Not Afraid
Stan Getz/Joao Gilberto - Jazz Samba
Supernatural - Santana (Corazon Espinado - Wow!!!)
For me, most popular albums don't hold up to repeated listening. Some notable exceptions, The Who - Who's Next, Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon, James Gang - Yer' Album, Queen - Greatest Hits
I know - I'm old, but I do listen to popular radio when I am out driving around, I just don't hear much that tickles my cojones musically.
As far as "somewhat" popular music -
Butt Rockin' - The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Johnny Clegg and Savuka - African Shadow Man
Hugh Masakela - I am Not Afraid
Stan Getz/Joao Gilberto - Jazz Samba
Supernatural - Santana (Corazon Espinado - Wow!!!)
For me, most popular albums don't hold up to repeated listening. Some notable exceptions, The Who - Who's Next, Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon, James Gang - Yer' Album, Queen - Greatest Hits
I know - I'm old, but I do listen to popular radio when I am out driving around, I just don't hear much that tickles my cojones musically.
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PS3. The only game I play seriously is Gran Turismo 6. I have a steering wheel and pedal set and stand. I can play for hours.
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PS3. The only game I play seriously is Gran Turismo 6. I have a steering wheel and pedal set and stand. I can play for hours.
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To me, it feels like a power trip. It's like look what I can do to degrade this person and get away with it. Very disrespectful.
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I do not like it when someone's pet pees on me... oh wait... I read this wrong I think
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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I hate to hear a woman refer to the best part of a guy's body junk!!
Very disrespectful!
Just had to get that off my cheast
and quite a nice chest it is.
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If I even hinted I wanted a bj, my ex would go to town sucking my cock. She loved to swallow my cum. Also, she loved anal. Other than that she was psycho. My current SO has never let me cum in her mouth. I rarely get a bj, and wont do anal. BUT shes not a psycho.
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