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buttercup2u
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
United States

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Please define having sex...Oral sex didn't count as sex when Clinton was in office...(I'm just sayin'...) so does it count in this instance? What about fingering? Or maybe if I didn't have an orgasm, I can say it wasn't sex. Maybe masturbation is sex if you cum, but if you just edge, it doesn't count...oh and is each orgasm counted as a different time you have sex?

Not that I ever thought of keeping count, but I'm not sure I can count that high!
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Quote by Wildcat


Same here. None of them get my vote. A friend said recently.... men are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


LOL!

I don't find any of them appealing enough to spend the rest of my life with.
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Quote by Buz
Writing erotica will not send you to hell. Forgiveness of sins is a free gift and cannot be earned. Christ came to fullfill the law. You live by the love in your heart, not the law. Legalism is not true Christianity, but a lie spread by false Christians who want to control you for their own selfish power & greedy purposes. I am a born again Christian and I write erotica.


Excellent! I agree with you completely. We should all live by our own conscience and what is in our hearts rather than what someone tells us we should think or do.
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I would first address the sexual issue

you look fairly young??

could it be you have young kids at home? she has a demanding job?

perhaps she too is slightly unhappy in the bedroom

to have great sex one must communicate

and that is the number one problem in a marriage

I would go to a sex therapist before I would cheat

you made vows to her..and this includes fidelity

however on HER part too

to love means to have sex

so if you are not getting any sex..then yes it is a HUGE issue

if you are getting it couple times a week that is sometimes marriage

but if you do cheat

remember what you may lose

her and YOUR life you have built together

I pray you don't..i pray you both get help and you find your way back together



Perfectly stated!
A couple of other thoughts...

How would you feel if the shoe were on the other foot?

If you aren't happy in your marriage, try to fix it before you jump into something else. If it can't be fixed, then get a divorce before you jump into a new relationship. Its only fair to both of you.
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Happily married but bored senseless....think you need a pen pal to chat and be a little sexy with....

I have kind of a novel idea...

Why not make your wife your pen pal...write her sexy little notes, tuck them in places she will find them...like the pocket on her robe, or attached to a little "mad money" in her wallet...(that way, she will know that it was intentional and not a little love note to some imaginary lover or an office fling!)

Remember the things that you did while you were courting? Do them again, especially the little things. Open the door for her, pull out her chair, compliment her (honestly though!) hold her hand, buy her flowers just because....make it your mission to make her happy. That should keep you busy and un-bored.
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Quote by Frank

Find a comparably sized dildo to your, 'hot dog'.
Add plenty of lube, 'sauce'.
Use your but, 'bun'.
Show you dinner guest how if you can enjoy, they will!

Bon Appétit!



I don't know about finding one that is too thick....I have never had that problem before...but I do believe that you are right, the thicker the sausage, the more sauce you will need.

Now, when the hot dog is too long for the bun, I usually just bite the end off and it fits just fine.

...and also, one should remember to not bite off more than you can chew at any one time...
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OOOOOO...that is scary!


Ya think.


On occasion...lol
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I might watch, but have no desire to participate as part of the entertainment. Though more than likely, I would "need to head home" once it gets that far gone.
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While I enjoy the control/submission aspect of it, I enjoy it because it is one of the few ways I can focus on my lover's pleasure alone. I want to concern myself with his feelings, what feels good to him, what he wants, more out of love for him than as an act of submission.
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The title of the forum is funny, But what's scary is that I think I recognize the gif from a disney cartoon.


OOOOOO...that is scary!
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Much sexier than bruised knees or lumps on the forehead! (Too me, a sexy woman is a sexy woman, glasses or no glasses.)


I agree completely! Falling down a flight of stairs because you didn't realize they were there....not so sexy...
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Quote by licquid
That gif is really scaring me. Oh god.


Hahahahaha! It is a bit scary, but also very funny!
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Shaman, you wouldn't really kill the man who saves me, would you? If you would, please don't tell him until after he saves me...
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I agree....seems like even a cheater blow job is better than no blow job....but that is just my humble opinion!
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Thank you to the mods who take the time to read each of our stories. I appreciate the hard work all of you put in to Lush and the flack you take from us.

Mahalo Nui Loa,
Butter
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Oh, and bigger buttons/links to browse through someone's image gallery (prev/next). Those black triangles are way too small.


I just use my arrow key to go forward or back.
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Can we also get a notification when someone deletes us? It would be right handy.


I like this idea! sometimes I discover that I have been deleted only by chance. Not that I mind having been deleted, obviously I didn't pay enough attention to them, but just that curiosity drives me a bit nuts....
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Your result for The Dom or Sub Test ...
Threshold - sub
Your final tally: ###
During sex, you like to be the one who does the pleasuring or takes the brunt of your partner's desire. You can be domineering, but you prefer the submissive life because, hey, it's just fun. Now get to bed!

This was kind of a fun little test