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big hot dog; small bun

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pricklypear
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when a guy that is larger than normal asks about trying anal, do you say no way or are you a trooper and give it a try?




pic somewhat relevant:
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still laughing over the title of this..lmao
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That gif is really scaring me. Oh god.
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Quote by licquid
That gif is really scaring me. Oh god.


Yep, given the post it IS graphic; so the fear is understandable! (But who ever heard of lubing one of those? OR a mountainside? Let alone preemptive LOOSENING.)
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That gif is really scaring me. Oh god.


Hahahahaha! It is a bit scary, but also very funny!
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Yep, given the post it IS graphic; so the fear is understandable! (But who ever heard of lubing one of those? OR a mountainside? Let alone preemptive LOOSENING.)


Graphic is an understatement. It looks fucking terrifying.
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Hahahahaha! It is a bit scary, but also very funny!


The title of the forum is funny, But what's scary is that I think I recognize the gif from a disney cartoon.
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The title of the forum is funny, But what's scary is that I think I recognize the gif from a disney cartoon.


OOOOOO...that is scary!
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The title of the forum is funny, But what's scary is that I think I recognize the gif from a disney cartoon.


Better THERE than as a memory from your bedroom darlin'! YYEEEEOOOUUCCHH!
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Better THERE than as a memory from your bedroom darlin'! YYEEEEOOOUUCCHH!


That's not funny. It is actually mentally scarring. CHILDHOOD RUINED
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OOOOOO...that is scary!

Ya think.
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Actually no it's from drawn together but it looks like something that Phineas and Ferb would do.
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That's not funny. It is actually mentally scarring. CHILDHOOD RUINED


Some scars heal more easily than others. If a cartoon is the source, it's easier to "fix" than other things that can leave "lasting memories".
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Find a comparably sized dildo to your, 'hot dog'.
Add plenty of lube, 'sauce'.
Use your but, 'bun'.
Show you dinner guest how if you can enjoy, they will!

Bon Appétit!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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OOOOOO...that is scary!

Ya think.


On occasion...lol
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Quote by Frank

Find a comparably sized dildo to your, 'hot dog'.
Add plenty of lube, 'sauce'.
Use your but, 'bun'.
Show you dinner guest how if you can enjoy, they will!

Bon Appétit!



I don't know about finding one that is too thick....I have never had that problem before...but I do believe that you are right, the thicker the sausage, the more sauce you will need.

Now, when the hot dog is too long for the bun, I usually just bite the end off and it fits just fine.

...and also, one should remember to not bite off more than you can chew at any one time...
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I wouldn't know...
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Quote by Mrs_Rabbit
I wouldn't know...


There are MANY of us here; myself for example; who will be only TOO happy to assist you with this little problem! If you got da buns, I got da filler!
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That would be a no from me but I've had guys want my biggest strap on that almost couldn't take it but my fav beef cake takes it with ease.
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Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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I wouldn't know...

sad i will ask Santa to bring you a hot dog for Christmas.
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also, i love the replies in this thread.