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Ewww skid marks. 
Made me think of a guy in high school. He was really hot all the girls wanted him. We went swimming and he left his boxers at my house. I went to pick them up and they looked like that. I so didn't think he was that hot any more lol
Made me think of a guy in high school. He was really hot all the girls wanted him. We went swimming and he left his boxers at my house. I went to pick them up and they looked like that. I so didn't think he was that hot any more lol
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After I had my son beng a new mom did mess up our sex life. But my husband talked to me about it and started helping me out more. Things got back on track. With her having a 16 year old truthfuly I don't see what her problem is. It should be easy by now. If it is head aches that are the issue go see a doctor . Doctor could help her with meds. If she sys she is tired drink an energy drink or get more sleep. Either she really is having these issues or she is lying about them to get out of sex. I would talk to her try to work something out. I hop it works out for you.
P.S. Her job sounds good hook me up lol
P.S. Her job sounds good hook me up lol
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I think if she said she isn't in love with you any more and thought about getting a divorce then do it. Being in a loveless marriage isn't good. But i wouldn't rush back to your exgirlfriend. You need time to get over it . I hope it all works out for you.
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I love Doggy . But most of the time it is my husband in control when we do doggy.
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You last four did it wrong . You are to use the Last letter in the word to make up the next word.
Start new with
Whip
Start new with
Whip
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The Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Quote by jerseylynn
Being a shaved female I would like to add that I prefer a male that is shaved or at least trimmed nicely. When giving oral and having to stop because of hair you can bet I'm not going back down there...a def. mood killer.
I agree 100% mood killer
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NO WAY!! I think that is stupid. Why would you want that. EWWWWW I will stick with the fresh stuff Thank you.