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bigdog
Over 90 days ago
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Very nice boobies. And yes, I could stare into her eyes for quite some time - but she'd probably find that creepy after a while
Not so keen on a totally shaved puss, I prefer a little bit left on her paws:



As long as there isn't a plate of hair down below, I don't mind quite hairy.
Tricky question. Norwegian Wood, Ticket to ride stick in my mind, but Eleanor Rigby probably takes it for me. "Imagine" was John Lennon only I think
He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his penis out at parties, and painting with it.


how come i never get invited to these parties
At least playing around with other dolls never has never had these consequences



Ken, you have some explaining to do!
In the beginning god created.......ohhhh.....ahhhh.....yessssss......
Hi bigdog,

I just read your story 'How my Wife became Adulterous' and I would like to
offer to publish your stories.

We are a small publishing company in Montreal, Group MVP. We publish
(paperback) adult hardcore magazines, digests and erotic novels.

We publish digests with a word count of 2000 to 6000 per story; hetero,
group, bi (female), MILF, cheating/swinging, first timers, anal, (age
of majority) and gay (male), I think you get the picture. We offer $20 per
story and we currently have 4 types of digests: Gay (man on man only),
, Straight (some girl on girl is ok) and our new category; Cheating.

We are also publishing erotic novels (25,000 to MAX 40,000 words) and are
offering $150 per story. At this time, we only publish straight novels (some
girl on girl is ok) with NO or ped. and all characters must be 18+.
There should also be a good amount of hot sex as it is an erotic novel.

We pay by check which is mailed to you in a plain brown envelope along with
a complimentary copy of the novel or digest that your stories are in. You
will need to fill out an authorization form which gives us the rights to
publish your story but you always maintain the copyright to the story and
can republish it with whomever you want.

Feel free to go to our website www.groupspammers.com to look at some samples of
our of our digests and other publications. If you are interested in
publishing with us, let me know ( ) and I'll send the necessary forms along by
email.

Thank you for your time,
Kat

--
Group MVP
Excellent - and winner of the Mark Twain award to boot. His delivery is superb - very dry, yet warm and full of character.
"The Da Vinci Code" only for me. The movie wasn't a bad attempt at making it accessible to the masses.
The Shining - Jack talking to Wendy Torrance.

Here's an easy one:

"You can't handle the truth"
Surprised there were this many responses and Ben Affleck hasn't been mentioned yet
I'm a bigdog so I don't mind who looks.

Yeah, those are wasted on us guys, pretty as they are.
Sounds like something Al Pacino would say? Godfather?