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Quote by Buz
How about we leave it as it is? Changing it seems like a big hairy fucking mess. And l don't think there is anything wrong with the current system.
If it were changed, a mass of writing members will be screaming bloody murder about how their dozens to hundreds of stories' scores adjust to the new system.
I agree.
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Thoroughly deserved. Well done Rach. 
As a matter of interest though what flavour is the blancmange?
As a matter of interest though what flavour is the blancmange?
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All I can say Stevie is that when they made you they made a bit of a cock-up!
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I love the Glaswegian accent.
I was up there last week and in a bar enjoying a quiet pint while doing the crossword in the Daily Record.
The guy standing next to me was looking over my shoulder at the sports page so I said to him, "Seven down, 'Stranded on a desert island,' eight letters beginning with M."
"Marooned," he shouted proudly.
"Thanks pal," I replied. "I'll have a pint of Heavy and a whisky chaser."
I was up there last week and in a bar enjoying a quiet pint while doing the crossword in the Daily Record.
The guy standing next to me was looking over my shoulder at the sports page so I said to him, "Seven down, 'Stranded on a desert island,' eight letters beginning with M."
"Marooned," he shouted proudly.
"Thanks pal," I replied. "I'll have a pint of Heavy and a whisky chaser."
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
None taken I can’t get away using a hot blond as an avatar. My wife is a hot blond so it works for her.
I was using Jim Morrison here for years and wanted to go back. I always felt a kinship with him, like I was the scream of his butterfly
I bet it opens a few doors for you Milik....
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If you're suffering from insomnia, look on the bright side...
Only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
Only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
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Quote by sweet_as_candy
Being treated like a dirty slut and having the bruises and marks all over your body as a sign of a good time.
You've been to the IKEA Boxing Day sales as well then....
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Quote by nicola
Just a heads up (thanks Jen!) that the so called UK "Porn Block" has been delayed.
It's been ill-thought-out and mis-managed from the off.
For now, we'll be leaving the site as is for our UK visitors.
Is that 'Porn Block' as in 'Brexit means Brexit'?
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Most certainly. With age we tend to lose our inhibitions and perhaps the fear of other people's opinions too.
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Some Tarantula keepers don't like to use the word 'Pets' to describe them but I consider mine as pets.
1st pic is a Grammostola Rosea or Chilean Rose - Pretty docile creatures. Ideal for beginners
2nd pic is a Lasiodora Parahybana or Salmon Pink Birdeater - Quite manageable.
3rd pic is a Brachypelma Hamorii or Mexican Red Knee - Another quite docile creature and ideal for beginners.
4th pic is a Pterinochilus Murinus or Orange Baboon - Nicknamed an Orange Bity Thing by the 'T' community because they can be aggressive and will bite. A bite will almost certainly mean a trip to A & E
for an antibiotic injection and the pain and swelling will last for many days afterwards. I can testify to that!
Very easy to keep -Terrariums in warm room; regularly topped up water dish and a diet of crickets and mealworms.
Also very good for getting rid of unwanted guests. Putting a terrarium in the lounge if you know the mother-in-law is paying a visit ensures she doesn't outstay her welcome!
1st pic is a Grammostola Rosea or Chilean Rose - Pretty docile creatures. Ideal for beginners
2nd pic is a Lasiodora Parahybana or Salmon Pink Birdeater - Quite manageable.
3rd pic is a Brachypelma Hamorii or Mexican Red Knee - Another quite docile creature and ideal for beginners.
4th pic is a Pterinochilus Murinus or Orange Baboon - Nicknamed an Orange Bity Thing by the 'T' community because they can be aggressive and will bite. A bite will almost certainly mean a trip to A & E
for an antibiotic injection and the pain and swelling will last for many days afterwards. I can testify to that!
Very easy to keep -Terrariums in warm room; regularly topped up water dish and a diet of crickets and mealworms.
Also very good for getting rid of unwanted guests. Putting a terrarium in the lounge if you know the mother-in-law is paying a visit ensures she doesn't outstay her welcome!
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Quote by Liz
It's a bit of a niche fetish.
For a moment there I thought I had spotted a typo
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Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
And I'll know about yours
when the upskirt pic comes through.
Violet's are blue
And I'll know about yours
when the upskirt pic comes through.
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Quote by apptobebad
The part of UK I live in;
Fuel (petrol/diesel) - Approx £1.36 per litre
Cigarettes - £8.00 per 20 pack.
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey - £32.50 for 1L bottle
Absolutely shocking! Jack Daniels for £32.50 - you can buy a 1L bottle of Glenmorangie Malt whisky for £25.00 in Tesco.
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Quote by jollyjack
Germany.......very lucky tonight.
They usually are. I've lost count of the number of games they have won over the years because of a silly mistake by the opposition. But it was a well taken free kick and with their renown psyche they will probably go all the way.
However... 'arry's boys did well didn't they!
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Quote by nicola
I've never been into one of their stores. Isn't everything frozen? That can't be good for the nutritional content of the "food".
It would be nice to see a random team like Iceland win it. Germany, Argentina, Brazil, all pretty much fails at this stage.
Yes, most of their food is questionable as far as nutrition is concerned but if you like lobster and langoustine and can't get it fresh then it's not bad there.
But yes, would be nice to see some new names on the trophy. Belgium looked impressive the other night and they're a good outside bet. Unfortunately we will probably see Germany or Brazil there at the end. Not unless 'arry's boys pull off a surprise.
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I quite like Iceland too.
They are much improved since June 2016. They have a top of the range specialist seafood range now.
They are much improved since June 2016. They have a top of the range specialist seafood range now.
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Quote by Magical_felix
And I’m glad Argentina got spanked today too.
:HATE:HATE:HATE:
Holy Maradona!
What a Messi they are in
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Quote by nicola
That would be great. Only 8 countries have ever won it apparently.
Interesting that the England captain for this World Cup team plays for a team from London - Harry Kane... the last time this happened - Bobby Moore!
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One life lesson I have learned about arguments and opposing opinions is that I have two choices. I can either be right or be happy. Most times it is far better to keep my mouth shut and be happy.