1 and 3.
I have fucked a woman's ass, but I ended up finishing in her pussy. Much more comfortable. But sure, let's add 2 to my bucket list.
No interest in 4-7. I've licked a couple of chicks' asses though. Does that get me an 8?
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Wilful
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 48
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Devil's Advocate
They will curse their names that they were not there on this day. There was nary a flacid penis or dry vagina to be seen. Holy buckets, this was a bloodbath! There were a lot of excellent stories in this one. The standard of writing around here is definitely fierce.
Congratulations to all who won, placed and entered.
While the judges regroup, let the rest of us lick our wounds and prepare for the next challenge. Victory!
Congratulations to all who won, placed and entered.
While the judges regroup, let the rest of us lick our wounds and prepare for the next challenge. Victory!
Devil's Advocate
Easy for me to say from the cheep seats, but I think you should make a move. Life's too short, regret the things you do rather than the things you don't, or whatever other cliché you like.
As for how, treat her with respect and just be honest with her about how you feel. At 41, she's got enough miles on the clock to take it in stride and respond appropriately.
I know it's not the best time of year for you up there, but if you can go for a walk or a drive or some other activity where you're side by side, rather than face to face. That open body language positioning will put less pressure on her, as too the mild distraction of being somewhere doing something.
In your own words, tell her how much your friendship means to you, how much you like her, and that you're interested in taking things further. Be direct, don't play games or beat around the bush.
Be very careful about touch. Don't touch her beyond anything you would already do in your current relationship in that same situation, i.e. going for a walk. One exception, if you pick your moment right, a light touch on her forearm with your fingers can be grounding for her and add some sincere, non-threatening emphasis to what you're saying.
Then pay close attention to her reaction. Of course, right? But the number of men who don't would blow your mind.
If it doesn't go how you want, dig deep and be gracious. At least you tried, and at least you know. Tell her you understand, you hope you haven't made her feel uncomfortable and you truly want to continue being her friend. Then most importantly, get over it and move on. If there's any lingering tension, you risk eroding your relationship.
But here's the kicker, the absolute best thing that could happen is she'll reciprocate and you're off at the races. I wish you all the very best, old mate. Good luck and godspeed.
As for how, treat her with respect and just be honest with her about how you feel. At 41, she's got enough miles on the clock to take it in stride and respond appropriately.
I know it's not the best time of year for you up there, but if you can go for a walk or a drive or some other activity where you're side by side, rather than face to face. That open body language positioning will put less pressure on her, as too the mild distraction of being somewhere doing something.
In your own words, tell her how much your friendship means to you, how much you like her, and that you're interested in taking things further. Be direct, don't play games or beat around the bush.
Be very careful about touch. Don't touch her beyond anything you would already do in your current relationship in that same situation, i.e. going for a walk. One exception, if you pick your moment right, a light touch on her forearm with your fingers can be grounding for her and add some sincere, non-threatening emphasis to what you're saying.
Then pay close attention to her reaction. Of course, right? But the number of men who don't would blow your mind.
If it doesn't go how you want, dig deep and be gracious. At least you tried, and at least you know. Tell her you understand, you hope you haven't made her feel uncomfortable and you truly want to continue being her friend. Then most importantly, get over it and move on. If there's any lingering tension, you risk eroding your relationship.
But here's the kicker, the absolute best thing that could happen is she'll reciprocate and you're off at the races. I wish you all the very best, old mate. Good luck and godspeed.
Devil's Advocate
I ghost wrote an erotic warewolf short for a publisher in the US a few years back and my characters could change fully or in part at will. They could communicate telepathically through eye contact or touch, with fated pairs not limited by such proximity. Otherwise super strength and senses in both forms were also on the table. Wolfsbain and silver daggers were key to limiting their powers and killing them.
There was also a whole heap of cultural stuff in the world building, which made for a bit of fun to write.
That, and they love to fuck. Doggy style...
There was also a whole heap of cultural stuff in the world building, which made for a bit of fun to write.
That, and they love to fuck. Doggy style...
Devil's Advocate
Interesting observation. I don't know that I've ever seen a forum discussion about disability, apart from this one of course. I certainly don't think it's deliberate, rather just something that's slipped from focus.
I know there are quite a few members online who have disabilities of their own, some more willing to share than others. The thing about an online community, anonymity and all, is that people get to reinvent themselves however they want. The internet is a fantastic equaliser. You don't have to have a disability here if you don't want to. Here you can see, hear, walk, run, speak, and fly. Let go of the struggle and just be.
As for stories, I've read a few. I've even written one myself. They're there. Keep looking, you'll find them. Enjoy the search.
I know there are quite a few members online who have disabilities of their own, some more willing to share than others. The thing about an online community, anonymity and all, is that people get to reinvent themselves however they want. The internet is a fantastic equaliser. You don't have to have a disability here if you don't want to. Here you can see, hear, walk, run, speak, and fly. Let go of the struggle and just be.
As for stories, I've read a few. I've even written one myself. They're there. Keep looking, you'll find them. Enjoy the search.
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Quote by Stormdog
Funny, I didn't have my first story rejected but my third, I think, by a mod who basically told me that my dialogue formatting was all fucked up - and I tend to use a lot of dialogue. I took offense and argued the point - after all, I'd been writing elsewhere for quite some time - but then went and checked some novels and other professionally written and edited things I had on hand and damned if he wasn't right about every point!
I hope I groveled sufficiently in my apology, but yes, Wilful and the other mods definitely made me a much better writer.
I remember that! Man, you went off like a frog in a sock. I actually asked Sprite if we could send goons after you.
I can't recall any grovelling, but I did see a hell of an improvement in your writing. So much so that it was me who nominated you to become a mod yourself.
I had a couple of rejections back in the day. I didn't take it well, but thankfully I mostly kept my tantrums offline. It's funny how little we're open to criticism on creative work that's so personal to us.
At the end of the day, it all comes down to honing our craft and helping each other become better writers. Thank you to the mods that have given, and continue to give of your time. And thank you, Fuzzy, for reminding us all of what we're here for.
That, and a whole bunch of jackin' it, you dirty freaks! Uh-huh, I know why you're here...
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Yeah, I'm definitely on a Google watch list somewhere.
Some of my recent research included where Australia's poppy industry is located, countless definitions and synonyms, shades of pink, the psychology of hotwifing, balance beam routines, San Francisco high school sporting uniforms, Chupa Chup wrappers, the Gin Palace decor in Melbourne, the toiletries at The Westin, claw-foot baths, genocide in Rwanda, The Casbah in Algiers, the Opium Wars, Australia's nursing commitment during the First World War, prostitution in the late eighteen hundreds, and California condom laws in the porn industry.
That and a shitload of Halsey videos on Youtube. But that's just for me...
Some of my recent research included where Australia's poppy industry is located, countless definitions and synonyms, shades of pink, the psychology of hotwifing, balance beam routines, San Francisco high school sporting uniforms, Chupa Chup wrappers, the Gin Palace decor in Melbourne, the toiletries at The Westin, claw-foot baths, genocide in Rwanda, The Casbah in Algiers, the Opium Wars, Australia's nursing commitment during the First World War, prostitution in the late eighteen hundreds, and California condom laws in the porn industry.
That and a shitload of Halsey videos on Youtube. But that's just for me...
Devil's Advocate
Thank you, judges. Thank you ball boys. That was a hell of a contest. Thank Christ I was on this side of it!
A huge congratulations to the winners, runners up and everyone else brave enough to enter. The heavy hitters in this one were truly frightening.
Can we now finally have a conversation about banning Hannah from anymore competitions? That Luca fella could do with a sit down for a while too. Just sayin'...
I'm really so thrilled with the result. I can't believe I made the top ten in amongst this crowd and landed my first Editor's Pick!
Ahem... I mean, splendid.
A huge congratulations to the winners, runners up and everyone else brave enough to enter. The heavy hitters in this one were truly frightening.
Can we now finally have a conversation about banning Hannah from anymore competitions? That Luca fella could do with a sit down for a while too. Just sayin'...
I'm really so thrilled with the result. I can't believe I made the top ten in amongst this crowd and landed my first Editor's Pick!
Ahem... I mean, splendid.
Devil's Advocate
I'm trying to get out for a half hour walk each day with the dog, for him just as much as me. Not tremendously successful though.
That and I'm masturbating a hell of a lot more than usual. Real honest-to-God two-hour-long sessions humping the mattress at least five times a week. I don't know what's gotten into me. Coming up with some pretty good story ideas though.
That and I'm masturbating a hell of a lot more than usual. Real honest-to-God two-hour-long sessions humping the mattress at least five times a week. I don't know what's gotten into me. Coming up with some pretty good story ideas though.
Devil's Advocate
I'm a purist. I prefer a story about sex.
Everything in good writing should be either developing the characters or propelling the plot. Erotica in particular should have sex as an essential component, even if it's just the intention of the story.
Boy meets girl. Boy wants to fuck girl. Boy overcomes obstacles to achieve said objective.
If the sex can come out without hurting the overall integrity of the story, then the writing - and to some degree my enjoyment - is the lesser for it. One of my earlier stories, Confidence Within, falls into this category. The real story is in their interaction up until the sex. The sex itself doesn't add anything...to the story.
Everything in good writing should be either developing the characters or propelling the plot. Erotica in particular should have sex as an essential component, even if it's just the intention of the story.
Boy meets girl. Boy wants to fuck girl. Boy overcomes obstacles to achieve said objective.
If the sex can come out without hurting the overall integrity of the story, then the writing - and to some degree my enjoyment - is the lesser for it. One of my earlier stories, Confidence Within, falls into this category. The real story is in their interaction up until the sex. The sex itself doesn't add anything...to the story.
Devil's Advocate
Whatever, you tentacle freaks. The main point here is that Sprite just saved me a hundred bucks on a Fleshlight.
...Although I got the timing wrong with my finger, so when I came, the suction shot my junk clear across the room with such force it cracked a window. So with the glazier, I'm now down about $350.
...Although I got the timing wrong with my finger, so when I came, the suction shot my junk clear across the room with such force it cracked a window. So with the glazier, I'm now down about $350.
Devil's Advocate
There's no one I love more on here. She's perfect. Smart, funny, sexy, sweet and so wwonderfully flawed. A truly beautiful person.
Side note: She's the one that got me into BDSM. I never really got it until I read her stories and forum posts. Let me tell you, I bloody well do now! Her Mrs V series is front and centre in the favourites of my profile page.
As for the amount of time I've dedicated to thinking about sticking my tongue up her asshole...well, this isn't about me...
Side note: She's the one that got me into BDSM. I never really got it until I read her stories and forum posts. Let me tell you, I bloody well do now! Her Mrs V series is front and centre in the favourites of my profile page.
As for the amount of time I've dedicated to thinking about sticking my tongue up her asshole...well, this isn't about me...
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I am, and I thought nothing of it my entire life.
Then I saw a documentary called American Circumcision on Netflix a few months back. I actually went to bed that night and cried for the things I've missed out on. I'm so very thankful we didn't get our son circumcised, I can't even tell you. Must see viewing for anyone having a baby boy, but probably best not to watch if you've already done it.
Then I saw a documentary called American Circumcision on Netflix a few months back. I actually went to bed that night and cried for the things I've missed out on. I'm so very thankful we didn't get our son circumcised, I can't even tell you. Must see viewing for anyone having a baby boy, but probably best not to watch if you've already done it.
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Nah, you're full of shit, Man!
Will shoots. Will scores. Will does a dance. Will shakes his ass. Will looks over his shoulder as he slaps his ass. Will feels hungry. Will eats leftover baked cheesecake. Will feels sick. Will regrets his life choices. Will sits down and thinks about where he went wrong. Will eats more cheesecake. Will masturbates. Will comes on his chest. Will cries. Will goes to bed.
Will shoots. Will scores. Will does a dance. Will shakes his ass. Will looks over his shoulder as he slaps his ass. Will feels hungry. Will eats leftover baked cheesecake. Will feels sick. Will regrets his life choices. Will sits down and thinks about where he went wrong. Will eats more cheesecake. Will masturbates. Will comes on his chest. Will cries. Will goes to bed.
Devil's Advocate
Bradley Cooper, for obvious reasons.
And Jim Parsons for less obvious ones. He just has a quality that I oddly find comforting. If I was gay...
Okay, cracking open the spank bank and withdrawing the mental imagery of Sprite and Emma Stone. See you guys in fifteen or so...
And Jim Parsons for less obvious ones. He just has a quality that I oddly find comforting. If I was gay...
Okay, cracking open the spank bank and withdrawing the mental imagery of Sprite and Emma Stone. See you guys in fifteen or so...
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