Masturbation: When you need something done right, do it yourself.
No, please, twelve in a row is too much! Good kitty!
Firstly, I love anal sex, giving or reciving. Just figured I'd vote XD
Secondly, I think you've just got to talk to her about it, I mean one of the aspects of a relationship is to get to know each other better, so why not anyways? Just be polite about it and I'm sure you'll get an honest answer.
Is there a way to edit a submitted story? I just need to change two words in one of mine. It's relatively urgent.
*Almost falls over like a sleepy puppy, eyes blinking heavily and slowly.*
I submit to the Lush Story public a chapter that has nearly nothing to do with sex! *woman from the crowd gasps in horror*
Fear not good people! Ensconce yourself in innovation!
^ throws away perfectly good Reeses
Monty: "All I had to do was call you and say "Hey, I'm horny." and then fucking POOF, as if by some form of slut magic you would appear at my front door."
Katsumoto: "The way of the samurai is no longer necessary."
Nathan: "Necessary?....... What could be more necessary?"
lies (yes it does work, cake is a lie)
If a girl rubs and/or scratches my head while its in her lap, omg she could make me promise her anything, which is a potentially dangerous tool I've revealed publicly.
The only male tenderness I've ever seen displayed to a female in porn was in a henti. I've never been able to find actual porn where they were having sex rather than just fucking.
Well, now that you've failed that test, lets try another.
First, think of your favorite and/or lucky number.
At the INSTANT you think of that number and WITHOUT looking at anything, what is the first color that comes to mind as a result?
Mine is 13, Yellow.
Well, you may be the established gentleman of these parts, but!... Does you has the Reeses it takes to defeat me?
And, I'm 17, so I still haven't lost all of my natural youthful sweetness, so you got a steep hill to climb, sir.
EDIT: Wait, wait a minute, today is my birthday, so I'm 18... shut up I just woke up.
Even though I may be new to the site, I want to express my appreciation for mothers and future mothers everywhere. Without the honest, but sweet backseat driving of our women, where would us men be but still in caves rubbing sticks together.
The place of emotional refuge that good mothers often provide for their children make our world possible. Just as the physical nutrition we derive from their breast, we derive a mental nutrition from them which truly define both the weak and vivid colors that fill in this floating rock we call home.
Thank you, so much.