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I'm very sorry to hear that he passed away. He was a great guy.
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Truemalduke
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While I am a firm believer in speaking the truth, even if it is an unpleasant, sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut lest you make a bad situation worse. Its difficult to judge, though.
Of course, if someone can't handle the truth, that's their problem.
Of course, if someone can't handle the truth, that's their problem.
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As soon as I learned to read!
Seriously though, I started when I*edited by moderator* lucked into finding some penthouse magazines. Those letters were hot, real or not.
Seriously though, I started when I*edited by moderator* lucked into finding some penthouse magazines. Those letters were hot, real or not.
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I was perusing literotica downloading audio clips and I saw one linking here. You had to be a member to download, so I registered and decided to stick around on a whim.
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Hawkeye, definitely. He's just so badass, capable, well portrayed..... ahahaha
I'm sorry, I can't keep a straight face. Probably Iron Man. Intelligence > all. Being a cocky asshole and still likable is a plus too.
I'm sorry, I can't keep a straight face. Probably Iron Man. Intelligence > all. Being a cocky asshole and still likable is a plus too.
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Generic "new wave" cola. THIS IS THE NEW COKE, MOTHERFUCKER! Love that line.
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Each type of threesome has its pros and cons, depending on the kinks of the participants and their sexual boundaries.
For myself, I would lean towards FFM. There is something incredibly sensual about seeing two women have sex.
For myself, I would lean towards FFM. There is something incredibly sensual about seeing two women have sex.
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Antidisestablishmentarianism. You get a cookie if you know what that means without looking it up.
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Of the two, I lean more towards Pepsi. Either is fine though.
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I don't know if a woman can, but a man definitely can. Just ask Chuck Negron.
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I just remember what Edmund Blackadder said about the subject: "Its not what you got, its where you stick it."
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Holy fuck, the warrior IS dead. Wow.... I figured Hogan would croak first. Oh well. Apart from his general insanity and spouting homophobic slurs, he wasn't a bad guy. Shame to see him go so young. RIP Jim Warrior.
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....... are you fuckin' with me? If you are, you get a three hour lecture about the pros and cons of destrucity.
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Beyond the obvious legal reasons, substantial age differences can have issues. A generational gap of interests, as well as physical incompatibilities in later years can be potentially problematic.
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Many, many times. Some are forever out of reach, some are gone forever... but all are remembered longingly.
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Quote by Milik_Redman
Until someone belts you for being witty and sarcastic.
I learned a long time ago that often it is enough to growl, but if you bite, bite deep.
Very true. If it escalates into a physical thing, all bets are off.
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I would go with Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, but death by icepick is a baaaaaaaad way to go.
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I prefer education over laws in dealing with the problem.
Such as educate people that wearing a hemet on a fast moving open vehicle will help prevent serious injuries.
Wearing a seatbelt the same. But yet we pass these laws and fine/jail people who don't obey.
It should be the person's choice to wear the appropriate device to prevent harm not the law.
If they get killed because they refused to protect themselves then that's their problem not the law.
It's like suicide is against most laws - why? We'll kill a sick animal, and call it a merciful thing to do.
But for a human it's murder - go f'ing figure that one out.
Laws to protect people from other people makes sense - protecting someone against themselves through a conscious action
make no sense.
The idiot who gets themselves killed by doing reckless and stupid things doesn't go on to have stupid kids of their own. An interesting movie about this subject is Idiocracy.
As for laws to protect people from their own stupid behavior, it has devolved into a governmental cash grab above saving lives. Kind of sad, really.
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Passive eugenics. It would solve so many problems.
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FRESH, hand-made california rolls. Its like an orgy in my mouth.
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A trick that works to get her off is to recite the alphabet... on her clit, with my tongue.
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My eyes are hazel but can look green or grey, depending on the light and the angle. Go figure.
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If even a portion of the things I've heard about them over the years are true, such an organization would qualify as being a cult. But don't say that out loud, you'll make baby Xenu cry.
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If you have sufficient wit and sagacity, a well-placed verbal jab can cut pretty deep. Physical violence is unnecessary.
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Ass man. No contest.
I suppose the number two position would be leg man. Boobs are nice but overrated in my opinion.
I suppose the number two position would be leg man. Boobs are nice but overrated in my opinion.
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Does anyone remember the comedian Richard Jeni? He had a bit about wearing a condom that was brilliant.
It starts when a girl who is a friend of his asks if guys mind wearing a condom. This was his reply.
"Mind? HAHAHAHA. I prefer them. Sometimes I wear six, seven condoms at a time. There's no difference in the sensations, unless you count the total LACK OF ANY. In fact, I wish I had one on right at this very moment... If only I had a piece of really disgusting greasy rubber, just STRRRRRRRRANGLING the base of my dick, with enough force to cause my eyes to pop out on springs like someone in a fucking roadrunner cartoon, and ripping out pubic hair in eight different locals... WHOA! WHOA! Could I have an evening there... mind, what the hell is there to mind? I love it!"
It starts when a girl who is a friend of his asks if guys mind wearing a condom. This was his reply.
"Mind? HAHAHAHA. I prefer them. Sometimes I wear six, seven condoms at a time. There's no difference in the sensations, unless you count the total LACK OF ANY. In fact, I wish I had one on right at this very moment... If only I had a piece of really disgusting greasy rubber, just STRRRRRRRRANGLING the base of my dick, with enough force to cause my eyes to pop out on springs like someone in a fucking roadrunner cartoon, and ripping out pubic hair in eight different locals... WHOA! WHOA! Could I have an evening there... mind, what the hell is there to mind? I love it!"
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"Warning: Will tell truth when asked to. Proceed at your own risk."
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