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TheOne666
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Los Angeles

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I got your answer young lad... BTW, that Far Side cracks me up! Anyway, they won't blatantly say it, but I have a cousin who went to school with the guy who would drive the car that one of the producers of the show once owned and he tells me that they are naked because they were hoping for sex on the show. They have to cuddle at night to keep warm and thought that would lead to some sex. So, you heard it here first.

I need to know why...There's this show Naked and Afraid...They get 2 or 3 people and drop them off somewhere terrible and they have to survive. Already an interesting concept for a show. But they take their clothing too? What am I missing? Why take their clothes? How does being naked add or hinder to one's survival chances? It's already a hell environment...bugs will bite you dressed or not dressed? Why naked!! Can't be for ratings from the pre-teen perv crowd cuz you can almost smell their filth through the television. Then, they cover certain body areas anyway? Why are they naked!!!

I'll tell you this..... This site is the most unappreciated, unthankful, censorious, uber-critical sites around. I've written many stories that have been accepted everywhere else but here. And I know they're good because of the feedback I've gotten. The reasons I've been given are those for a reputable piece for The Wall Street Journal or New York Times. I missed a comma? I mixed my past tense and present tense in one paragraph? I don't have enough paragraphs....Ask the pervert jerking off if he missed that comma. Or if this next sentence should have been a new paragraph?

I understand our gripes are a bit different Lurker, and my reply is to let you know that... what doesn't make it here, will be welcomed elsewhere. Actually, everywhere. I know because both the WSJ and the Times have published my gangbang stories many times. <------joke. Good Luck

I was always curious to this. I've had my share .....and I had never seen it. Then when I saw it on screen, I assumed it was a golden shower flick? Then one night, it was getting super hot and we were both fully dressed(kinda)and she abruptly stops and tells me "I'm a squirter" or "I squirt" and I was like....ok? Why was she telling me that. It started to cool down at that point and she never did squirt for me. I mean, is there some sort of protocol I should have known. I guess her tights should probably come off.....I can drive to Home Depot real quick and get some rolls of plastic..... But good information here. I guess its all about knowing your body
All I can say, is its all real. If you shelter yourself from it, you'll be fine. But if you welcome it in......it takes a while to get back out. Spirits are everywhere and you can use them or they can use you. Its best to shelter yourself. So many other things to waste time on.
I went for a long while with Skinny Puppy. The chaos and smashes in perfect balance. I look back and laugh at what these straight laced girls must have been thinking. But to be honest, that Kiss me Kiss me Kiss me album by the Cure takes it to another level. Ha. I just noticed that Skinny Puppy=Fucking and the Cure=Making love
Chemistry is everything! Without it, its done before it really starts. I guess in my teens I wouldn't give a fuck. But as a man, its just a waste of time.
I know I'm funny. I see things differently than most....which always comes off pretty damn funny. As far as jokes.....that's a different kinda funny. I don't even really like jokes. They're written down, rehearsed, played out. The only joke I can recall ever laughing to and actually re-telling it is this one. How many tweakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and One to take apart the stereo. And most wont get it...but that's fucking hysterical!
You have to!! Besides, there's gonna be a time when you cant perform or you're out of town and she needs relief. Its healthy, its fun. You should get her a few!!