She scratched my back with her long sexy nails that she had painted black. It really hadn’t sunk-in What she wanted to do with that pumpkin. Did I mention my wife’s a witch? Not a bitch, a real-life witch. I cheated on her last year When she found out she said, “You will pay my dear”. A year went by, and I figured, I had nothing to fear, the coast was clear! Never once thought she would shove a pumpkin…in my rear.