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TerriMedic
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 65
0 miles · Washington

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Quote by sprite


yeah, but we rarely get this much snow in the city, if any. it's at around 8 inches right now, i think? and we have, literally, 1 snow plow. one. that means no one is going anywhere until this storm is over. nice thing about it, it's so rare that it's kind of fun (except for the year Kate got trapped at work and had to spend the night there). snowball fights, snowmen, and pee writing my name in the snow. lol


Have heard of 1 hors town and one stop light town. One snow plow town is a new one. Must be quite exciting to see it. Enjoy the 8 inches

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Evening Curvy, and every one else I will take a on this warm humid summer night. Snow, what is this snow you people keep referring too. Pleased not to have been kicked out of the bar for wearing my bikini, the right fashion choice for a day like this.

Mind you, I did dress more appropriately when visiting the local zoo. And there was one little thing that was so very very gorgeous; born on Australia Day just under three weeks ago and so of course named Matilda:



Salute and buys a round to the lady in the bikini, Did you waltz to welcome the newest Matilda? Its a fine lovely specimen. My 2 cents for today
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I wish it was that simple for me. I hesitate to get mine not because I question its content but because I have zero pain tolerance.

To the point where numbing cream won't work even if they use butterfly needles when I get my blood drawn and the kind of needles they use on newborns if/when I have to get any kind of shot.



you just need a little distraction
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You can call me whatever you like, within reason, Terri!

Evening, Sara, Larry, Kim, Annie, Grace and anyone else I've missed!




Hey Bartener Promise not to call you late for dinner
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Terri, as James said, there's always a bottle of Jameson's tucked behind the bar and I *may* have a stash of Bushmills too. As I've lived in Ireland for half my life, you'll have to tolerate me as stand-in barmaid, Rumps permitting.

Another pint for me, please barkeep!


Can you pour me another Tequila if I call you Shelia

I've never had Jameson or Bushmill. I tend to lean towards Bourbon and Jack Daniels if I dink whiskey.

I quote old county music lyrics (see above)
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Terri, as James said, there's always a bottle of Jameson's tucked behind the bar and I *may* have a stash of Bushmills too. As I've lived in Ireland for half my life, you'll have to tolerate me as stand-in barmaid, Rumps permitting.

Another pint for me, please barkeep!


Can you pour me another Tequila if I call you Shelia

I've never had Jameson or Bushmill. I tend to lean towards Bourbon and Jack Daniels if I dink whiskey.

I quote old county music lyrics (see above)
Quote by delacruzinforjosh
Would anybody be surprised if I said I hate Valentine's Day?

Because I do and I just want to sleep until it's over or until I find a girlfriend - whichever comes first.


A big thanks to James for the warm welcome. I get paid to stay away from ambulances these days. At the moment you couldn't pay me enough to get back in one.

I'm a veteran of snarky wise ass off the cuff comments and bar stools.

Your profile (Avatar Face) reminds me of Marlin Brando.

I have an uncanny ability to piss people off while making smart ass comments. I'm here for the cheer and not judging folks.

To Kimmie: You dodged a bullet. Exhale shake it off. He'll be fine if its just a muscular injury. Happy to hear the good news.

Part Irish so will be taking clues from Ms. Skald. Possibly a bad influence but life is too short

Have a couple of poems out recently if anyone is interested in cheap trashy poetry. Stories are 99.975% fake so quit looking at me that way.

Feel free to ask anything. I'm a strong believer in the 5th amendment
Irish bartender and Irish whiskey missing. Puts on my Dick Tracy watch /radio Ponders the circumstances Buys Xander a round
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Welcome home, TerriMedic. I love your username - very well played.

You can call me Xander or Elyse (I answer to both).


Settles in at the bar, Orders a margarita on the rocks, feeds the tip jar appropriately meets new friends.
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Hello everyone!!?

Huge mug of hot chocolate with mini marshmallows please and ty....☺️☺️☺️

It’s so cold here I’m dreaming of Spring...?????

Kimmi all my prayers to you!!???

Terri medic, I’m not stupid, so please refrain from name calling here. This is not the think tank.


I am so sorry you took that personal. It was not my intent. I have no quarrel with anyone.
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Sheesh the one day I get caught with a work issue Rumps makes a speech Curvy returns and madness happens.
That will teach me for not logging in here before work.

Whoops.

(insert romatnic violin musinc here)


There once was a bartender named Skald
Blond hair flowing, anything but bald

A drink she would pour h
Always make you ask for more

From toes to head an Irish lass
Man could she shine up a glass

At hearts and flowers she always mocks
I'd rather me have a big Shamrock


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
Rumps bar, is the best bar EVER!!!!!

Raises a hot chocolate with mini marshmallows to him!!! Yeaaaaaaaa??????


Ponders the question: Can stupid people even make it to mars
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One rye coming right up


Saunders in eyes adjusting to the dark, a number of tunes / lyrics going thorugh my head as I try to take in this place: Good old folks drinking whisky and rye'''''

"I'll have a shot of that red head ovef ther looking at me"

Tries to settle in nonchalant

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WARNING: She's an intelligent, independent BITCH


Approach with caution. She demands respect.
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In that mossy old cabin with the cast iron stove, tucked beneath the old growth pines at full moon, listening to the wolves howl


Was that wolves howliing? I thought it was her having a 3rd orgasm
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I have an inherent talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time -- it's a gift.
Snarky women are inherintly sexy. Maybe I just like making up
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ABSOLUTELY! ABSOLUTELY! ABSOLUTELY!

ummmmm .. that's a YES! .. right?

Just so u know


Sweet memories