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TerriMedic
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 65
0 miles · Washington

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Quote by LYFBUZ
Evening all.
Interesting to see the frigid weather in places where its typically much warmer. To add to TerriMedic's excellent advice:
Layer clothing in easy to remove layers, the idea is to be warm not sweating.
If your feet are cold put on a hat.

I'd like a hot chocolate please.


Thank you LYFBUZ Next round of hot chocholate in me.
Folks I don't reach exceelance very often. Please take a look. Its like fine art therel Suitable for framing etc. no royalties collected a glass of the good stuff if you're so moved.
Quote by Gracieanne


Thank you Terri for the survival tips! We are used to hurricane preparedness but this cold is crazy. I put in my hints to DD for getting a generator in the spring.

Kimmi, enjoy your stew and book. sorry to hear about your son's car,but thankful his injury sounds minor.


I didn't connect you to Hurricane Zone. duh Newbie mistake.6Ppumadg8MDOgoTB
If Child Services asks about the movie tell them its just a move nothing personal. LMAO Hope you survive!!! Things'll be a lttle bit better by the weekend
Quote by Gracieanne
Hello friends!

I will have a giant cup of hot chocolate and perhaps a shot of bailey's in it.

Sorry to be MIA, but I think DD has been keeping up on our status.

Sure is cold in Texas this week. We had power until 4 am yesterday and still had running water. Power came back on for about 3 hrs early this morning and I welcomed the heat. Woke up to no power again and nonexistent water pressure
Fortunately we have a gas stove and can boil water and cook.

Made a huge pot of green chilie stew *puts stew pot on the bar" have a bowl if you need something warm in your belly.

Stay safe and warm everyone, enjoy the stew and I will pop in later.

FYI - I am not a camping kind of girl and this is pretty close.


POWER OUTAGE BATHROOM ETIQUTTE:

Don't flush till you have to. Its ok to skip a few times if thre is nothing too nasty.
If power is on and off, fill the bath tub with water. You can use that water for intermittent flus or what ever you need water for. Fill some jugs for brushing teeth etc. Hopefully you have some hand sanitizer.
Save cell phones for emergencies. You can charge in the car.
Don't run generators, or LP Gas heators or kerosene heaters indoors w/o ventalation. Test your smoke and CO Detecors

Meanwhile: Sending Hershey bars, marshmellows, grahm crackers and sticks for smores. Alos a few campfire song books. You will survive.
Oh Big Hint: If you have small /impressionabale kids DO NOT WATCH movies about the Donner Party. NOTE: If you do watch the movie, Don't look at your kids and say "Gosh I'm hungry"
For those unfamilar here is the Donner Story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
Quote by kistinspencil


First had this at a bar in San Francisco during my exile there.

Waterloo Sunset
2 ounces gin
1 ounce elderflower liqueur
1/4 ounce raspberry liqueur
2 ounces Champagne

Stir gin and elderflower with ice. Strain into flute. Add champagne. Slowly pour the raspberry liqueur over the back of a bar spoon, so it sinks to the bottom. Garnish with a fresh raspberry.



Just cause I'm retired doens't mean you can dow what you want with my flower. Good thing this takes a strawberry or you would probably want my cherry too!!!

I shall defend my flowers till I die
Y'all can just kiss my a$$

But other then that, I still luv ya hon
TerriMedic wrote:
wave
Puts on cheap obnoxious red hair wig purchased at the Dollar Store at the amazing price of 2 for $1. Fills a cup snatches a muffin, Admires the latest in leather fashion. What ever this Colleen gave up for Lent surely wasn't looking HOT. Wait until she isn't looking, stuffs a hand full of dollar bills in the tip jar and a white piece of paper with my phone number.
Big Hugs wave


Terri, I think there are a couple of things you should know about Rumples in general, and Michelle (twisted_skald) in particular.

First, you don't need to dress up to get coffee and a muffin here. And wearing such an expensive wig counts as dressing up in this crowd.

Second, Michelle didn't give up anything for Lent as she is a pukka witch, a Priestess of the Wiccan faith.

And third, she's a force to be reckoned with, and has a taste for girls & women. If she decides you're in her target sites, there is (probably) no escaping her grasp. And if not, I doubt a few dollars will make a difference.

But you should absolutely try. I think we'd all like to see how this turns out, so: Good luck! Whistle
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Thank you James
I made a vow when I retired not to dress up unless absolutley necessary. That said I was privy to a rumor that Michelle likes Red Heads of any persuasion. They say you have to dress the part to geet the part. Dolly Pardon Wigs were sold out and I would need extra help to fill that part.

I leave the final word with Madam Skald if the wig was too much, too little or just right. Bar Tenders after all set the rules/
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Wanders into the bar, giggling to herself at the state of the place. Channelling her forest home in dark green leather trousers, bottle green DM boots, and dark green leather fingerless gloves. The solid tread of the boots crunches debris under her feet as she makes her way to the bar.
Empties BB and keeps the sludge. Refills with a new Ethopian blend she's trying, and lots of clean mountain water.
The big kettle is refilled and the hot drinks properly laid out.
Places a tray of apple muffins on the counter and smiles.
The carved wooden sign with The Witch is OUT. Slips on the white bartenders jacket, flicks the sign to Witch is IN.


Good morning my fellow Lushies, such a lovely dawn today the skies were pink with cotton wool clouds.
For a moment I half expected the sky to change to the Dreamworks logo.

I see we've been having a lot of discussion about classic rock, always fun to exchange memories of the greats.



Puts on cheap obnoxious red hair wig purchased at the Dollar Store at the amazing price of 2 for $1. Fills a cup snatches a muffin, Admires the latest in leather fashion. What ever this Colleen gave up for lenst surley wasn't looking HOT. Wait until she is looking, suffs a hand full of doallra bills in the tip jar and a white piece of paper with my phone number.
Quote by Twisted_Skald


Take care Carl, and give the animals a little scratch for all of us.


One final bead tosss to my Kewe Queen. May all your Mardis be Gras


Quote by techgoddess
Quietly sneaks in for a cup of tea. Looking at all the pictures of snow has made me cold! I will never regret leaving that kind of weather behind. Stay safe and warm all y'all from the colder climates!



Hi TG: read your story. Love how you went for etrenal love. Good luck.

Terri

Quote by kistinspencil


My dad had a brief thing with Baldry during his 1971 US tour. He loved this album. Thanks for putting it up.


Since this appeared undermy name first does it mean we have some sort of connection? I mean we already are sisters of the lens, so perhaps this brings us one stap closer.

Couldn;t ask for a better Sister

Noted that I shamelessly self promoted my poems (See below) Only to realize I left our the story you helpoed with. So many apologies for that:



SHAMLESS SELF PROMOTION

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-promise-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-i-propose-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-behind-closed-eyes-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-dani-marks-her-territory-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-get-over-it-.aspx

Last but not least .......

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/yard-girl-candi-cuts-my-grass.aspx

Thanks for the help with Dani Makes Her Mark a tip of the hat to someone else here that shows up now and then and was my reason for joining
Quote by fuzzy1954


Howdy Terri Nice to meet you
My last post was Fort Riley way back in 1974
Company A 2nd/63rd Armor
Rank was E-4 when I left due to a misunderstanding at separation.

This here tune is for you Terri
Long John Baldry ... Don't Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie On The King Of Rock and Roll
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Hi lovely Rumples

Kimmi had 8 inches laid upon her ... don't be jealous


May I have a hot chocolate, please? I have been reading the latest poems from the barflies ... Michelle, Xander, Sprite, and Annie hit the mark. =d> everyone should feel good about entering!

Ooo, King Cake! Yes, please...


2nd try at shameless self promotion of Love and Poetry:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-promise-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-i-propose-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-behind-closed-eyes-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-get-over-it-.aspx

And last but not least, an oldie but goodie ;
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/yard-girl-candi-cuts-my-grass.aspx
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Hello you lovely rabble. .
Teri, How are you finding your time in the wild world of Rumps. It can take a bit of getting used to.

Since Curvy is minding the washing up, what can I get the rest of you lovely people?

The Witch is IN!



Since I am retired I'll help bus the table and make them ready for the 2nd group.

Slowly finding my way. Apologies for al lthe double and triple posts.
Quote by TonyaL


Today is the first day of Mardi Gras. As things have been canceled in New Orleans I am sure some rumpies will have some fun going on today. For that I left a bunch of beads along the bar for everyone to start out with some.

Now,, before I have my tea can I get anyone anything? Coffee, tea, bleers, fine lickers? Have a great day everyone.


Pardon the newbie insertion here:

Shorve Tuesday is the last day of Mardi Gras. We must party hardy for tomorrow we repent.

Who am I to turn down a fine licker grabs two dances around the rooms tossing beads and trinkets. Is there aparade tonight or do we flash all day?

Throw me some beads Mr.!!!

Happy Pamcake Day y'all
Quote by curvygalore
Good morning Rumplators new and old on this glorious Moan-day! Happy President's Day to our Murrican patrons.

BB has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) and there's a fresh pot of tea on the bar for Kat, Scott and any other tea drinkers.

The brownies are plated and the mugs are even washed!

Tea, coffee, fine lickers, anyone?

I'm enjoying reading everyone's recommendations in Rumps' Valentine's Love Story/Poem challenge! Must get round to reading CarltonStJames' story too.


______

Fine Lickers?

Is it fine to lick or is ther a fine if you lick? I'm so confused here?
Hello Tonya AKA Snake Charmer"

Just a newbie making the rounds trying to figure out who's who's etc. Nice to meet you. Been to Pre Mari Gras in New Orleans. No way I would do Tuesday. Sent homew 17lbs of beads. Next year if we are all still here I will buy a King Kake.
Tomorrow is Mardi Gras
Suggest w replace the coffee with Cafe Du Mond Chickory Coffee and pleanty of hot milk.
A special platter of bingets close by
hand out blue, yellow and purple beads and trnkets
Lucky can be the Queen of our Krewe seeing as she is dressed or the occasion
I will try and get caught up today and going forward and to introduce myself to the newbies that have found the blinking neon sign BAR OPEN

Cheers! Nice to meet you. Even nicer if your buying.



Do I need to post my resume?

=d>
Quote by seeker4


* Whips out clarinet and plays ... well, something that might sort of resemble New Orleans jazz *

(FYI, you read that right. I whipped out my long, stiff instrument in the bar and played with it )

Yeah, I just got it out for the first time in years the other day so I'm a bit rusty. Back in the day when I was more active I tended to have more to class .



Its hard not to have more class then playing with your instrument in a bar.

Congratulations on getting it out again.UCvxMLfJpYSGr1TD
Quote by fuzzy1954
Morning Curvy

Doughnut's



A song as I allow the truck to warm have a busy morning 1st stop after Rumps is the VA and then the animals

Hello Fuzzy Than you for your service.
Name of Unit
Rank
Serial #

I owe you a round. Hope the VA is good to you.
Quote by delacruzinforjosh


I can't make any promises but I do intend to try. I guess I'm lucky to have Jane as my muse.



Jane says "You got this"




Quote by curvygalore


Is that a hint, Terri?

I really liked this:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-get-over-it-.aspx

Beer here please Rumps and whatever Terri would like.


Curvey thanks for reading and leaving a comment. It was a marketing attempt to raise a little curiosity and garner comments. I have no expectations of winning any prizes other then perhaps a few comments such as you made. I thank you and will gladly buy you a beer for each story / poem of mine you read and comment on.



Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!!!

Thanks Licky I will print and share

Happy Valentines Day
Quote by sprite


how much? everyone has a price. i might be interested. ;)


Shaping up to be a good old fashioned pissing contest. Bonus point for cursive. Hand or no hands? Contestants prime yourselves.
sprite wrote:


and pee writing my name in the snow. lol


Quote by JackStay


Now THAT would be interesting to watch!


Hooks up the old Streamline trailer. Stock the cooler with booze. Drains Bertha
Jumps up on the bar announcing:

Ladies and Gentleman it appears we have a genuine pissing contest. Pile in and make your bets We're out of here!
Quote by sprite



8 inches is hard not to enjoy. ;) lol i have actually never seen it in action. it's just something we talk about and assume it actually exists.


Is it real or is it Memorex?
Happy Valentines Day
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


Gosh, Rumps, tell us: Will you be here all week, and do we need to tip our waitresses?

Or merely tip them over?

Say good-night, Dick…


Don't forget to pay the lady1