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Here, with pictures of my awesome mantis eating her first green fly.
Here's to memories of her "First time." May they always be merry 
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TGIF greetings and HUGS to both the washed and the unwashed, though sans the HUGS for the latter aromatic crowd.
Terri, your tribute to Sunny was moving. However, may I be so bold as to add that for an anthem to include all Rumplators, a salute to their 'Elegance' might be in order.
and toast 
to Free Speech Friday and elegant folks at the bar. Quote by fuzzy1954
Everyone have a great day and be NICE to each other
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Blows a kiss to ... and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...
Can I get one of those. I;ve been good.mZtBWQ1HyF6yWKzW Quote by Soleil_Rouge
Good Morning Everyone!!!!!!?
Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
I thought I would stop in before I go bury my head in my books again. My week overall has been challenging besides studying and trying to cope with the weather...being in the lockdown don't bother me as I'm mostly at home anyway, but also dealing with some health issues which is frustrating on so many levels. Thankfully the baking and the neverending music have been keeping me occupied for the moment lol
Actually, I am somewhat a regular here, when real life don't keep me away.
As for the accent...Newfoundlanders have our own, with a hint of Irish and not part of the Maritime which only consists of the 3 provinces but is part of the Atlantic provinces
I better get going and back to studying however, keep the pot of coffee going...I might need that just to stay awake lol I hope that everyone have a good day today ?
Strike up the ban miestro: Quote by techgoddess
Happy Hump Day all y'all!
I've read/voted on/commented on all of the poems in the comp and there are some talented poets here on Lush! As always, I am glad I don't have to be a judge. Too many great ones to choose from! Well worth the time to read!
Thank you TG for the read, comments, and vote, Does Lush endorese voting Chicagoe style (vote early / vote often)? 
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Pretty much the only thought in my mind right now is 'what if I was caught by somebody while making out with (and feeling up) Jane in the corner?'
...yeah, I'm still incredibly Janefogged.
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After several misfires (stories that just went nowhere) I am writing something that I am cautiously optimistic about!
The unknown wirter/ poet Quote by Soleil_Rouge
Hi Everyone!!!!!!!! ?
Anyway I better get going and back to studying. I hope that everyone is having a good day.
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Hi Curvy, hi Rumps
Kimmi's good! Kistin took good care of my bday-spanked booty last night with her supply of soothing ointments
Kimmie: The woman had the touch of a Godess and the way she applies strawberry salve, should be illegal. It your birthday I got the tip.N0wW1AA2StbsAfSL Quote by Denim_Daisy10hi peeps
A large iced coffee sounds yummy
*sneaking to my hiding spot and retrieving my sports page and sprinkle donuts*
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Either way, Terri, an empty bottle signals tragedy, wouldn't you agree?
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Empty Jameson lays on the beach
tried to lift it but out of reach
Is this litter or disaster at sea
Was it full when lost or just empty
Dear Jameson we wish you well
Bar tender one more what the hell
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Morning everyone and Happy Happy Birthday
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And could the next one in bring me a breakfast beer? Taking care of Terri's tennis elbow is thirsty work
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Thank you for your serice Kis
Not that I mind but that/s not my elbow
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Squeeeeaaaalling!
Was it good for you kimmiee 
Happy Birthday 
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Oh my goodness ... maybe a cumulative 53 + 1
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Oh my goodness ... maybe a cumulative 53 + 1
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It is now against my nature to engage in any sort of corporal play (it was that thing whole with the choir mistress and the councilman's daughter), but I am quite skilled at the application of soothing salves and ointments. Just saying.
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Woohoo! Looking forward to tomorrow!
Daddy_D, Terri, James take your pick from my paddle, flogger, crop selection. I will be ready!!! Maybe we can turn Rumps into a spanking free-for-all tomorrow! All who enter pick a side... spank or be spanked!Or just eat cake and watch
Paddles
29 again?
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*Quietly tiptoes in setting an assortment of paddles, floggers, and crops on bar.*
I missed my birthday spankings last year and we all know how last year turned out.So ... I will be here at 8:00 am (EST) tmrw bent over table in corner, knickers down, and hoping ...
And now, a hot cocoa to go please... a rough day ahead... I will leave you with this joke for us old folks ... (Kimmi be 53 tmrw)
puts up a chair wanting to be the first to bless Kimmie on her cycle around the sun Quote by Twisted_Skald
Have another hug and a hot chocolate.
Whistles at the bartneder Quote by delacruzinforjosh
I keep thinking about a scenario where I snuggle up to Jane and bury my face into her chest like, 'God, you smell so good...'
Janefog. So much Janefog.
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Evening all, a warm balmy Friday evening here, though sadly my summer holiday is drawing to an end.
I will return to Sydney, tanned, refreshed, and relaxed which should last until about midday on Monday. Hope all is well and those in the north are keeping warm as well as safe.
Have only managed to read competition poems the last few days, and am so enjoying them, especially those from the Rump Regulars. I do appreciate those who have commented on my poly with tentacles love poem which I am quietly confident will be the most unusual poem in the competition, though Violet and Cumgirl do give it a run for its money. For the first time I have quite a few more comments than votes, not sure what that means.
I will take ato end my day and then head off to bed.
Well since it is summer holiday time perhaps another
your vacation has come to an end. I hope people cut you some slack as you radjust to the real world. Tell those tht insist on your full atenton to just 
. Welcome home.M5HMFkJrteEHiCKK Quote by Twisted_Skald
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Places a tray of hazelnut and chocolate croissants on the bar.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before dumping it in a skip round the back.
Good morning my lovelies, hope your day is going wonderfully well. I'm having a long weekend here, I have Monday off and I may be getting stuck into the garden to get it all ready for spring.
What can I get you fine folk to drink today?
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Howdy
Sun is out and I knw the animals will be ready to race about as I finish the last bit of snow removal.
Dear Fuzzy: Entertainer need tips too. Don't forgt t opay the lady
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Morning, all! Nice to see a good crowd and a bit of banter going on today! Cheers for the setup, Michelle.
Damp and drizzly day here, so I could do with a semi-clean mug If Bertha's best brew to get me going!
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In the heart of every Lover is a spark of Hope. Sometimes it's a Hope that comes true, sometimes it's just a Hope for could be.
Don't be ashamed of that big heart, or that you feel that way about Jane. A life without Love isn't being alive at all.
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I will be in the corner warming up with yummy stew and some hot chocolate and reading a new book a kind Lusher sent me.
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Good afternoon all, hope you having a great day
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Brrr! Baby, its cold outside. Turns out 8 inches is nothing to brag about ...
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