I watched a woman masturbating. I didn’t really mean to, it just kinda happened when I was walking past her house one night. I’d had a terrible day at work, and all I wanted to was to have a wander and clear my head. I stopped to look at my watch, but the light was too dim for me to see it properly. Being too lazy to take out my phone, I walked a little further and stood under a street lamp. I saw the time was 11:30, and...