You texted me and asked if I wanted to come over for lunch. I was surprised but said sure, I would love to. When I arrived, there were two settings at the table. After saying hi and a quick hello hug, you went in the kitchen, so I sat in one of the chairs. You called out and asked what I was doing. I said just sitting and you called me into the kitchen and said, "You must have misunderstood me. I invited you over to serve...