Quote by coops89
Are you male or female?
How old are you?
How many times a week do you masturbate?
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?

Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
In the shower?
In the bath?
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house?
In a car while traveling... ?

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover?

What position do you play in:
On your back?
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Lying on tummy?

How do you play:
With left hand?
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath?
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
When was the last time you masturbated?
Are you wet or hard now?
Are you going to masturbate now?
Are you a masturbation addict?
What is the most you have played in one day?

Quote by Shylass


Oi! Whatever your past and experience, you don't know me or how I treat people who are kind and respectful. So labelling me with your bitterness can only serve to make me think that the kinder, gentler people steer well clear of that kind of stinky attitude. And you deserve what you get.

Menarealwaysignorged, eh? Presuming that's a spelling mistake and not some weird play on something or other, then I say, is it any wonder, with posts like that? Every post I see of yours is like that of a desperate child playing up and misbehaving for any kind of attention they can get. Well, I have news for you: if you remove your head from your bottom and stop being such a troll, there are some beautiful women who would love to pay you some positive attention.

Now do try to grow up, lad, you'll look more like somebody a woman would love to get shagged by.