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Sabines
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Interesting name, you wouldn't happen to be Roman would you ?




No, but I m a peacemaker, and blessed be us, right?
I heard there might be coffee here. And that possibly its strong enough to lift me up and throw me?

May I have some of that please, black?
Quote by sprite


get to know me and then break my leaf blower?


Sounds like date night!
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*gets out the leaf blower and stands outside your bedroom window*


I don't know you, yet. Don't make me break your leaf blower and make a bad first impression.
I need everyone else to go to work or on vacation. They're driving me insane with incessant yard work.
I lived in an apartment where I heard my neighbor all the time.

His name was Scott. She yelled it very loudly.
I was going to but she wanted me to make an appointment.

I mean, WTF.
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welcome to the worlds friendliest dump... i mean bar... no, never mind. i really did mean dump. smile


That's why I wasn't sure what to order..... beer, , wine, spirits, moonshine, hooch, sink traps....
I feel like mentioning it will get this post removed. However...


I Spit on Your Grave. (Whatever the original one was).

Don't watch it. Every trigger warning under the sun.
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Welcome, Sabines! I'll catch up with story asap, Reese.

Hi Hannah, hi Verbs!



Meh to noisy neighbours. Have another!

Another beer, here, please Rumps!


Hi!
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Hey All....I tried my hand at the new Microfiction category and my story just got posted. A wild detour for me, as my stories tend to be longer with more plot and character development. However, if you read my last story, you will certainly understand the tie-in. Hope you like it.


I loved what you did in 100 words!
My garden. A cloudy day and a little breeze with every neighbor within earshot on vacation.
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Dear All,

As a newbie to this site, I hope you don't mind my notifying you of a new series I am writing entitled "Alison Goes to London" - a satirical romantic comedy set in a dystopian future with (in case you were worried) lots of very hardcore sex - lots of anal, lots of cum, lots of dirty talk. I can't post a link here - but chapter 1, entitled "A Sexy Talking Asshole on the Whiteshit Express" is on the front page, and you're bound to find it with a quick search.

Briefly: It is 2050, and Alison Bates travels to London (on the Whiteshit Express, of course) to begin her course of studies at the Royal Academy of Fucking. If you want to know about the "sexy talking asshole" part, please read the story! And please comment. And please vote.

Thank you so much for your support!

Grusha


I'm endorsing this story. It's funny, sexy, and actually has a talking asshole.
There's been a lot of cooking.

I have injuries from a pear pandowdy.
I'm here for the stories. I've been reading my way through the Masturbation Contest and maybe I'll read the entries to another contest when I'm done. I just love the range of ideas.
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