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Quote by LucaByDesign


Do you mean this kind of thing?




That is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

Yes, exactly that sort of thing. I'm suprised Dickens didn't pull a draft of Great Expectations and ask for a quick critique.
Quote by sprite


people do that? seriously?


OMG yes. 15 pages is a bit of an exaggeration, but only a bit.
I don't leave comments.

I've dealt with enough writers to know that a comment can lead a 15 page questionnaire from the author so they "can improve".

I do vote if I like a story.
Do you wear a mask when you go out because of Covid19?

I do, every time, but it's entirely for other people's comfort. Usually cloth.
I'm taking a week off from work as soon as everyone else is back.
Quote by colin123
For that price it will be a small hand held one


It's miniature but not tiny. Some helpful user posted a picture. The "love canal" is 6 inches long, so if you hit the back, you've bypassed the stomach and are now poking at her lungs.


Why would you NOT try one of these?!?!?! For $30 on Amazon, you can have all of the torso action you've ever dreamed of.



(I could have this fucker on THURSDAY!)
Chris Pratt.

Sarah Jessica Parker

I've given up on Kristen Stewart ever making an expression.
It was personally important, but not for status.

I got sick of the conditions in leases. This many pets. You can/can't flush this. Plus it's never REALLY private if someone can just come in with 48 hours notice.

For me, it made financial sense, too. I wasn't pouring money into something that wasn't mine. It's the same reason why I don't lease a car, even though I could have a nicer one leased.
I think I've probably read about 2/3 of these nuggets. I have no idea how you pick just one.

At this point, I might be able to narrow it down to five....
Quote by WellMadeMale



1) Flirt hard with her, ask her what her sign is then make something up about how it intersects positively with your own. Pour on the smoove.

2) You might be leaving a great fuck out there on the floor of some dentist office for some other Joe to come along and snag if you do not act asap.

3) Thank her for revealing herself to you with her public display of affection.


Report back to us your findings.


Quote by Hasabrain2
Three comments,

1) I have been going to the same clinic for years, my chart as far "how do contact in an emergency" hasn't changed. It seems odd to ask that during a procedure not in the normal "new patient" questions.

2) There were some semi-flirt comments about how my smile would be improved.

3) During the first once over exam, I could see a nipple (just one) through her lab coat. Positioned in the dental chair I was just a foot away.





You're thirsty. Don't, I repeat, don't flirt with her.
Quote by Hasabrain2
My (male) dentist recently retired. My new female dentist is about my age. (Meaning over 50)

I saw her briefly for the first appointment and then had some fairly extensive work scheduled.

When she about fifteen minutes into the procedure, with multiple dental instruments in my mouth, she asked if I was single.

(I am not, but as posted elsewhere it is a sexless marriage).

From conversation, with the hygienist, I believe my new dentist to be divorced.


Ladies,

If a male dentist asked if you were single, would think it alright?

Would an age difference matter?

Also, since I'm not getting any at home, and I have to go back in a couple of weeks, any advice?


Was this the only thing she said that made your ears perk up? Did she compliment you or flirt with you? Did she ask you other personal questions?

If the answer is that this was the only thing that caught your attention, I would say you're thirsty and reading interest into a neutral situation.

Just my opinion, tho.
Quote by clum


Although most will accept bribes.


I have made that my forum signature so more writers are aware. Should that take the form of money or sex toys?
I can't even imagine some of the gak the moderators see.

What I do know is that Editors Picks and Recommended Reads have a lot of moderators' work in it. They know how to fucking write.

Clearly they work with the other writers to help make them better. They edit work if you're a member. They do all of this for free.

That's pretty goddam awesome.
Quote by seeker4
Interesting to see two mention Jaws. It is probably my favorite (or second favorite depending on mood) Spielberg movie. However, I have never really seen it as horror. It's a monster movie thriller more in the vein of King Kong or Godzilla, with the focus squarely on the three men, esp. Sheriff Brody, and their struggle with the "monster" (and, ultimately, nature as man v. nature is the dominant theme in a lot of monster movies). It has its horrific moments and some very well done suspense, but that just gets it to "thriller" in my book. Not sure it really works as horror for me.


Would Alien fall in the same category to you?
Quote by Holden_Green


Is this good?

I keep getting this book suggested on Goodreads and amazon. I love southern Gothic realism, but I was worried this one was more of an Oprah's book club kind of pick.

Fuck it... I'll buy it anyway. Let me know what you think though...


It was worth the read, I think.

Honestly, the prose about the marshland was the best part. There's a kinda contrived murder mystery that I thought was a little hokey. And I thought the main character was a little Mary-Sue-ish. Still, its beautifully written and you like the characters you should. I didn't get hung up anywhere and it drew me to the end.

I'd give it a 7 out of 10.
Quote by nylon_punkie
The tone in this thread has turned nasty and, for unknown reasons, overly defensive.

I suggest we leave it there as it now seems to be less than helpful or friendly.


It seems like a kinda predictable outcome, actually.
If you haven't seen the new Harley Quinn cartoon, you should give it a try. I'm not wildly into superheros, but this gem is hilarious. The voices are probably people you'll recognize and it's irreverent as fuck.

Quote by nicola
Our hosting company had an issue which we were not made aware of in advance.

Apologies for the disruption to our service.

Enjoy your Sunday wherever you may be.

Nicola


It's exactly perfect for this site that there are sometimes access issues.

Putarus interruptus.....
Quote by wicked_jocelyn


Turn head around in 180 degrees. Speak in tongues. Eat a spider... that works too.


Can't do the first.

Did the second one when I was in my teens. Got me a marriage proposal (Pentecostal guys are weird)

Eat a spider? I could see that working, but I'll try swearing first.
Swear a lot and raise your voice.

They'll think you're crazy, but they'll leave you alone.
I would prefer everything stay complimentary until we know each other well enough. If you call me your little cum dump right away? Total turn off.
THIS is the best thread!

You fat stupid fucks! I'm offended by breathing the same air as you morons, so I'd better not see your shirtless pig of a son mowing the lawn. I WILL take pictures and post them on the internet.


Strange damn movie. Good though. If you liked "The Witch" you'll like this (probably).
I cut out pork, and GOD I miss bacon.

However....crispy with the fat on the end juicy. I couldn't always get it that way, but when I did.... *chef's kiss*.