Someone breaks into my house and cleans it.....
There isn't a bad sex category is there?
Like for stories about ED, no orgasm, dry chaffing, BO killing the mood, first time lasting 30 seconds, intimate burn from stubble, or when she calls her ex's name?
(I would have suggested Steampunk, but it's already there)
Aliens:
I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. ~Ripley
They mostly come out at night... mostly. ~Newt
Game over, man! Game over. ~Hudson
You always were an asshole, Gorman. ~Vasquez
I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddam percentage. ~Ripley
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. ~Bishop
And, OF COURSE:
Get away from her, you BITCH! ~Ripley
That's why I haven't filled out my profile.
Less disappointment.
Daa-aam.
55 categories and one of them "novel" for an Ominum badge? That badge needs to come with a stripper and bottle of scotch.
Thank you, Seeker!
There's another ad I'm rather fond of too, so I guess I'll have to weigh the benefits. *wink*
I forgot to take a screen shot.
I'm kind of close to center but on the left side, which wasn't that surprising.
What WAS surprising was that I was almost to the midway on authoritarianism. I think it's because I admitted that authoritarians can get things done. It doesn't really let you say if you agree with the methods, though.
My lesbian friends range from ambivalent to repulsed, when penises were discussed under the influence of Cosmopolitans.
Good Saturday morning everyone. Though who the hell knows what day of the week it is any more.
I brought pandowdy for breakfast. My first round nearly killed me...2nd degree burns because a cast iron skillet full of pears is heartier than I thought. But I healed, tried again, and brought you the results!
Is this still going on. Because I'm really good a drinking. Like Marion Ravenwood good.
If you could get into your car and drive straight up, it would only take you an hour to get into space at 60 MPH.
I'm a big ol' pecker
Short and stout.
Here is my foreskin.
There spunk comes out.
When I get all steamed up
I don't shout
I give it to the widow,
and that's what it's all about.
If I've gone through all the trouble of gagging and having my eyes water to please a guy, I'm not going to kill the mood by spitting at the end of it all.
I mean, unless he's into spitting.
