Roses are red
I live in a cave
It’s far from the sea
Ye has to be brave
Old socks linger free
The stench it’s so funny
Upstairs and down
On my toast goes honey
On whole wheat or brown
If I ever get lost
May trip on my feet
What it could cost
If I fell on my teet
Cost so much
I’d be broke as heck
Be no choice
But to see Alex Trebek
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I’m bushed, gonna do a crossword then edge for twenty minutes... call it a night
Roses are red
No room for bed
Times going so fast
Well soon be dead
Not a minute to waste
Or even one to ponder
So make plans with haste
And meet me down yonder
Practice our wrestling
I’ll go for the belt
Ouch! Don’t look now
That’s one nasty WELT
Welts I will make
All over your ass
You’re not a baby
You’ll take it with class
It is very addictive for women. I only know of two that have used it and they both went 5 times on a row on their second run. First run was a breakin.
OH WOW! Hardly wait to try this!
L-Dub - well she doesn’t exactly know and I don’t really want to tell her. Looks aren’t everything. Well, to a certain point. Truly think all evolutions creatures are beautiful in their own individual way.
This particular creature has a spell on me and has absolutely has nothing to do with physical attributes. She is my fav cause I really like her humour, intellect, class and sass. That and the fact she really does have a spell on me! If anybody knows anything about spells and/or curses would you please pm me. Any and all information is welcome
Unfortunately, being hyper-sexual.. this happens quite often. Unless I take myDoctor prescribed medication
What is the proper measuring protocol? Tailbone to tip is what I always use! Results have been rather fantastic!
I let the smell tell me through her jeans.. I can usually smell a woman but only at certain times of the month. Women that have that certain smell that is compatible with my own body chemistry.... man I lose hours down there... then almost get t-boned at 4ways for the next 3days.
Did it for years and now, sadly, it has lost its luster.
Wife - honestly.
Stranger - of course
Guy - if it had monetary value attached to it <if anyone is interested I’ll take best offer and man do I put on a show>
“I insist” is short and to the point
Although if I’m in a hurry I will often say: “after me” and take the lead. “Beep! Beep!” Works well too.
Not very often do I behave that way tho. I can only see myself saying that is the building I was in, caught fire and wanted to pass by the women/children swiftly.
Envious of PPP... (Danica??)