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Rockwaterundertone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male

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R-r
theres something out there
not sure what
but when I find it
I'm gonna smack their little butt

echoes of screams
possibly some yelling
after its over
scurrying back to their dwelling


Fucking animals I tell ya
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I like the 'Terri' story ping - very much indeed

good job
R/R
have lots of imagination
and plenty of thought
although my punctuation
It’s seems to get caught


But you can trust me
I really do try
but when it comes to,commas
they seem to slip by

My ideas flow freely
And it’s the thought that counts
When I put it on paper
It’s worth less than an ounce

Thanks for the love
You people are gentle
To put up with this guy
Who’s practically mental

There was a picture
Viewed on this thread
Ping posted a beauty
Cums in handy before bed

Lotsa eyes are used
In my poems for now
I’ll break that dann habit
But I gotta run.. ciao
R/R
Wouldn’t it be neat
If there was nobody
For which to compete

This seems to be a ladies thread
There’s a few gentlemen I do respect
So maybe I’ll keep posting
What the heck

The gals here are quite adventurous
Love when ladies mingle
When the posts are read
It makes my peepeee tingle

When it tingles
Its hard to pee
So I’ll whip up a batch
Of saw palmetto tea
Here’s a perfect example: my mom lately has been fixated with my aunts fake tits.

My aunt had implants surgically implanted at the age of 55, with my Mom being about ten years older than her.

She has told me the story time after time and even showed my wife a picture of her before her fake tits,and after.

I really had no idea about this, but had been building inside of her for quite a while.

She told me this story maybe 5-6 times now:

My M//D went for dinner and my Aunt and Uncles house. It was very hot that day so the decided to eat out side. My aunt wore a super tight tank top even showing some side boob. She told me that my Aunt was looking for attention.
“We come in and sit down” she says”your aunt is showing off her boobs. Your Uncle couldn’t take his eyes off the the whole night, I almost went and wiped the drool off his face.”

“And for your father; he didn’t even look at them once. He was drooling about the fucking cheese tray! Yeah that’s right, cheese interests your father more that tits!’

There is no way that my Uncle was drooling over his wife’s tits she got 5 years ago. He plays the trumpet in an orchestra for fucks sake.

“I almost got up and left, I am so sick of these people and their ignorant quirks.”

That’s just one time.

Another time she called me to tell me that her neighbor was dropping junk on her front porch and I need to get there and tell him to quit. Got back to discover it was two fans, that my parents own and lent to the neighbours a few months past. To dry their basement from a flood in the spring.

Why would her thoughts go right to the neighbours dumping garbage? Why wouldn’t she open the door and ask him what was up?

An increased effort will be made totake her places, maybe for a day once a week. Do some activity, exercise, go see a movie, or even go out for lunch. It’s tough with a very busy schedule and young fam of my own. She may need external stimuli and being inside all the time starts to create a type of psychosis.

Love her to death but who knows what’s next.

They did raise us and most of them prolly did a damn good job. You start in diapers and end in diapers.

Everyones contribution to this thread, greatly appreciated.We are not alone in this so I’ll be here to listen as well as post.

Typing on a broken iPhone 7, so sometimes I miss grammatical errors.
Roses r red
My brain isn’t working well tonight
mood hasn’t been the best
But if I want a pick me up
I’ll sigh and look into the ‘Vest’

Now don’t become a stranger
Hope that does not persist
Maybe have a tea sometime
You’re more than welcome, I insist

kidnapped a small caucasian boy for you
But he could not read or write
Tried to teach how how to spell
But all he did was fight


taught him how to steal real well
He stole you a magic bullet
But you declined all my gifts
Now I just sit and pull-it

you buzzed during the deed one day
I should’ve donned a bib
startled me to freaking hell
I slipped and pulled me rib!

Hurt so fucking much real bad
Didn’t know what to do
I couldn’t get to wash it off
So I sat all day in goo

As for real small white lad
Who really liked to fight
I have him in my basement now
But he’s tied up tight

Back to all the horny things
That occupy my mind
You know that one tops the list
That’s reddening ur behind
Rose r red
Tis the cumming season
To be wound and bound
For No apparent reason

With great big huge knots
You’ll be tied up right tight
I was so disappointed
Notta ‘no’ nor a fight

The first will tickle
As I tease your crack
Then my new canoe paddle
Will make that boot WHACK

I hope that’s not a tear
What would ol’santa think
To get back on his good list
You better blow the fellers dink

Now look at you
All dressed in Santa’s cum
Take a slather from your brow
And lube up your bum

We will be in the rodeo
Feel like such a sinner
Hold on for dear life
Ima be the fucking winner

The last naughty girl
found under the tree
was earlier tonight
might be still there
That’s 1, 2, jeez I count 3!

3 is the best
In the game of throne
Long as two are girls
And I’m the only bone!
Thank you everyone for the great replies.. I havent had too much time to spend on the forums but that will change shortly.

Time needs to be taken to carefully articulate my response and decide what stories will be shared. It sure does feel good to have a thread where ideas and experiences can bounce off one another.

Again, thanks for your replies and your patience.
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Interesting study but the only ‘PED’ so to speak, would be caffeine...

Maybe let’s do a study to see what really can get us using those fingers now! Where cocaine hydrochloride, dextroamphetamine sulfate or even the largely popular modafinil?

Smoke some joints and have a cold drinks, that really gets me typing fast... (if I did do those even)

Vice is a good website
Any traders here? California is gonna start issuing liscences on Thursday for rec pot... a huge jump this month already I figure this has already been factored int0 the sector pricing for now...

Would like to hear from professional traders...
I like jerking off, so much that I’ve caused myself two hernias and a cracked rib... and named my first born Jack.
For crying out loud, how come there isn’t a PWT here yet??

Let me be the first... possibly the one and only... all y’all will follow suit at some point...

Insight, observations, pics, points or maniacal ramblings feel free to post..

I give the O/U at 63 before anyone joins in.
Thank you... that had to be his best but another comes to mind.. not too many people get it and he got it. Helped to reach millions of people as well. He will be missed.

One of my best friends is bi-polar and he has to be one of the most insightful people I’ve ever known. Has helped me to carry on my quest for knowledge..
Zero, maybe I shouldn’t have posted as not in this camp. No problems with anyone else though.. to each their own eh
I just like to leave it in the wild. Let it be what it is. Maybe touch myself but never the woman. Let her do what she does.
Very angry, fender bender today... it was their fault... always is(cause nothing is my fault ya know, or at least that I’ll admit)
Anyone else have aging parents?

If the people that do.. are you finding evolving, idiosyncrasies, new quirks, stubbornness, inability to adopt new concepts, and even early onset dementia?

Those who have healthy and astute procreators, count your blessings now, as the rest of us are in for an interesting, scary, funny and painful next few years.

My mother was perfectly with it until she broke her patella two years ago, being almost 70 years old and confined indoors for 6 months, really took a toll on her physicality and her mental well-being.

In the next post or two later tonight or tomorrow I will give you some zany examples of what day to day life is like for me dealing with an aging parent..,

Would love to hear from anyone else dealing with anything similar, I’m sure there’s got to be some people here, like myself, just want to bang their heads against the wall.

I will edit for grammar and punctuation when I feel like it, if there are any mistakes please feel free to acknowledge them.

Peace
Hills absinthe with tangerine, pineapple and a hint of almond.. makes for a damn good rink and the visuals, not too shabby
Kinda neat..

65

What does your score mean?

You rate a happy medium on the friendship scale. You are a regular good pal, someone friends can turn to turn to in times of need - whether emotional, financial, or otherwise. You are giving of your time and are generally thoughtful. While your heart is in the right place, however, you might sometimes slip up and forget special occasions or do slightly "selfish" things. This does not mean you are malicious or that you intend to hurt anyone - only that you are human. In fact, your approach to camaraderie is healthy and balanced; you realize that you don't always need to place your friends at the very top of your priority list, especially when it is to your own detriment. You know that true pals will respect, and even appreciate, your ability to say "no" or put yourself first from time to time. The most important thing is that you keep the lines of communication open and build the level of trust and respect necessary for a lasting bond.
5 years, it’s seems kinda lame compared to all the other replys in the thread. But it’s the truth.
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I was just about to post this, more of a futuristic-heavy-erotic but pops right up into the old noggen when ‘erotic’ and ‘song’ are mentioned!

We should have a rating system like a karma or points so when someone has a point you agree with, or doesn’t something fantastic... you can add to their rep
In private and send them a quick private complement.

Shameless flirt +1 >>>> closer! Love it! Great minds think alike -RVVU
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Fuck that is funny(excuse my use of informal language)

Finally just dawned on me, as I scanned down my list of friends, that I quite possibly could be the asshole.

And to think all this time I was mistaken... it’s not just awful, rather downright embarrassing.
I knew a slut
She could cum really quick
Amazing hard butt
Where I stored my prick

She’d howl from the fun
As I slammed’er ‘n’slammed’er
Then I’d withdraw my big gun
And cock the hammer

With the safety on slack
I aimed at her pink
Damn thing kicked back
Shot’er right in the stink

AMEN!