Around July 4th every year, my wife’s rural high school hosts an alumni banquet. Unlike my high school, with nearly 500 students in every class, the classes at her high school generally numbered around fifty students, making an open banquet for all alumni a little more reasonable. My wife, Jen, is a 5’8” blonde beauty. Even at forty-two she can easily pass for thirty, and with only 120lbs on her slender frame, she is the...