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Quote by TonyaL
Good afternoon all. Sorry I've been so scarce. I've had a lot going on in my life. My littley was a beautiful flower girl on Saturday and she danced all afternoon and evening. She was so precious. My son also left school and came home. Things are just not so great between all of us at the moment. They will improve eventually. I think I am finished with my comp entry. I have to check it over and sleep on it to be sure. Scott I'm sorry for your families loss. My prayers are with you. Sir I am so happy your cancer is gone. That makes me so very happy. I hope everyone is having a lovely day.


Awww, That's SO adorable. Being as Beautiful, Lovable, and Talented as her Mom is, I'm sure that your Beautiful Little Flower Girl completely Stole Everybody's Heart!

May everyone's Days be filled with Sunshine, and your Nights be filled with Peace.
I pray that you All Find Joy in the most Unexpected Places!
Ciao'_NE
PS. And an old Irish blessing for all of you, May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that your dead...
Quote by Ls63563
I know it's a terrible double standard, but several girls I know look wonderful in jeans and a flannel shirt.... or boxers!


Ahhhh, You have hit the bullseye upon my absolute favorite, most erotically dressed ladies! Casual, Comfortable, and Classy! YUM!!!

PS. Miss Carlyhughes2018, I would feel very fortunate, and proud to be escorting A Lady such as yourself out Any, and Everywhere that pleased you. Always Be Proud Of Who you Are!
GREETING HAPPY CAMPERS ( and all of the rest of us),

How's it going everybody? Long time-no see..I didn't miss any juicy gossip did I? You know the kind that I mean, like who slept with who,behind who's back? Barkeep, A huge cup of joe If you please. Black, strong, and with a shovel full of Bene-fiber if you don't mind too much. ( I gotta keep the old plumbing flowing now days). Just put it on my tab, and add a little something for yourself..
Sorry I'm late. I'm having a bad hair day. You know how it is? It's better to arrive late than ugly! Speaking of having a bad day... If anyone is having one just step into my office (the men's room), and I might be able to help you out with that.( Don't worry Rumple, I haven't forgot about our little "arrangement".) You know, for me getting old hasn't really cracked up to the wonderful life of fun and leisure that A.A.R.P. touts about...Hmmm, Now that I think about it, I gonna to ask em for my money back...
Sorry, But I gotta go. No really, All that fiber just kicked in...Oops.

May All your worlds be filled with nothing but good news! Ciao'_NE

Hey Rumple, would you mind if I squared up with you at the end of the week? By the way, somebody left a present in the men's room and forgot to flush... AGAIN!
Hi Grace,
I know that I often poke at you. I'm truly sorry for ever coming across as pesky, and annoying. I will always love you as a friend. I adore you razor sharp wit, your amazing intellect, and your awesome sense of humor. You are so kind, compassionate, and loving, and are fiercely loyal to EVERYBODY, especially your many friends. You have proven yourself as such time and time again, my friend. Grace, you are a gorgeous person on the outside as well as the inside I hope that you never doubt that about yourself. If I would had only been born a pretty girl, instead of just a horny toad, I would have been camped out on your doorstep eons ago, wooing you and begging to be the love of your life, and to worship you for ever. You are THAT special of a person. What an extremely attractive girl you are! Some one is going to be so lucky when they come into you life. This world is a vastly more beautiful place because you are here with us in it. I hope that can feel comfortable enough to contact me at any time you ever wish to and talk about anything that happens to be on mind. I may not be a genius, but I do have a good heart.
My highest rearguards, deepest respects, and my genuine love, Your friend ,_ David
Hmmm, Tough one, I got So many. So I just pulled one out of a hat... Hopeless Realest! If you don't think of that as much of a problem, than try asking me what I think about something. Oh-Boy!
Unfortunately, My big, fat cock was a real pain in the ass for a lot of people...
Quote by GraceW


Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a groundless lie!!!

NE, I've never laid a finger on you, despite the fact that you molest every male who gets within 30' of your door.
Hey, that shot was below the belt... At least it was for all of those guys NEways
AM knows all about gummy bears because he's been trying to buy stock in Haribo's for years...
Ps. Gracie I still keep hoping that you will someday!
He only says that because his last name is really Haribo... Oops, I screwed it up again! Thanks, for the save KK.Ce4WkUIACg4ydeoD Grace scares me. She's a real brute when you tic her off... While I was hiding out at your place from Gracie, I took care of that little rodent problem under your bed...
Sorry, Beautiful Ladies. I'm back again... As for asking to receive anal; Yup... several times... What can I say? It's not Easy being Easy...
Quote by Roughgentleman
In a former life Reese was a peanut

In a former life I ate her! OOPS! It was supposed to be about the one above me... Damn! I'm not very good at this forum am I???

OK, so John Juan up there ate Grace! I'm outta here before Grace kills me... No really, she knows where I live!!! BY!
Fair-Is-Fair So,
#1. I have lived on my own since I was 15 years old. (Besides that, my parents basement always had a dirt floor.)
#2. I stopped tapping my cousins, along with the rest of my family, after I turned 11 years old.
#3. 0-zilch-nada... Never had time for kiddy games... My favorite "game" I call "Making Money, than, Raising Hell!"( The object of this game is to end up with a boat-load of money, while still having had the time of your life...If you haven't tried it yet, you should...)
#4. These days it's Sex, enhanced with Prescription Medications... ( My doctors keep prescribing me the damned things, assuring me that they are So much better for me, than all of the other Drugs, Alcohol, and Weed, that I used to do...)
#5. The better question to ask here is, have I ever NOT paid utility bills... That answer is NO!
#6. The closest that I've had to complaint is; " Wooo,That 'thing' is never going to fit into MY ass...Is it?" Does that about cover it?

My last name isn't 'Holmes' , And I'm certainly not "African American". But, that hasn't seemed to have effected the size of MY 'anatomy'....( Beside, the only men that measure their own 'junk' are the ones that probably shouldn't even bother...) pfft
CRABBY!!! I just spent close to 2-hour composing a very thoughtful, and well researched birthday humor on a friends home page... And when I went back to edit my message because I forgot to add a simple word (the) to make it perfect. My useless satellite internet, sent well over 1/2 or my pain staking efforts off into the void! Bu-By!!! See- Ya, I'm done for the night! Ps. This satellite hook-up is going the way of the great white buffalo... It has irked me for the very last time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings to all "Lushies", and "Lushes",

First, I'd like to take this moment to wish the extremely, talented, beautiful, and brilliant, Miss. Sprite a belated "Very Happy Birthday!" May your Hopes and Dreams, and especially all of you wishes come true!!!

To all of you that have entered the most recent contest, Best Of Luck, and Inspiration to you...

I heard a line the other night on of all places, the Nightly News... It stuck in my head so here you go;

"Sometimes the best way to get your prayers answered, is to answer them for someone else"...

Take it as you will... To all of the atheists, I'm sorry if I have offended you...

Peace, and Love my friends... May you find joy in the most unexpected places... Have a great day everybody!
Ciao'_NE.
Does it count if I'm a REPEAT OFFENDER??? Than, ALL Of THEM! No seriously, My 1st time, might have been my most memorable moment, but it certainly weren't my best time. We were both so young, that neither of us really had any clue what we were doing... All trial, and error( if you could actually consider it that)... It took us Lots and Lots of practice...But, one moment that I relish was the times that we spent making a baby with my bestie lesbian buddy "L" ( Hi, Mikie)... And, my outrageous escapades with the love of my life "Bonnie Lass"...Or was it??? I've been extremely fortunate to have had SO damn many memorable encounters in my life Oh! Hell! I'm confused... I'm going back to my original answer; ALL OF THEM!!! Or even better yet; My Next Time?
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACH!!!*

I have 3 secrets for your birthday 1. Forget the past, you can't change it. 2. Forget the future, you can't predict it. 3. Forget the present, I didn't get you one!

No really, My wish for you is; That from this day forward, Every day will be the best one that you ever had! May your world be filled with Peace, Love, Joy, and Happiness, my Friend... Now go make with the happy!!!
Morning Happy Campers,
I have an inspirational thought to help get you through your busy day;

Today I will look out at the morning sun clear, and soft and believe it trying to teach me something...

Yea, that I really need to start going home before the sun comes up!!!
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings and a happy 'Titty Tuesday' to all who enter.

Just for the record, speaking on behalf of the management and staff of Rumplations, absolutely no objections have ever been or will be raised about counter-culture activity within these hollow walls...if the place gets its own cut of the action. ;)

To our Tanya-unit, approximately one million thanks (give or take a few thousand here and/or there) for her yoe-woman labor getting this joint and Big Bertha squared away...sorta.

For the benefit of any newbies among us, on 'Titty Tuesday' posting images of bare bosoms is considered a goodness to be rewarded by a free beer.

Now the famous rumplations honor code applies to this event. Don't tell the old blind barkeep that you've earned your reward but only posted a photo of a Blue-footed Boobie.

So whadda ya wanna drink? Thanks to Tanya the coffee's downright drinkable today.

Greetings Rumple, You got yourself a DEAL!!! Mind if I set my office up in the mens room? AAaaaaa Oops, I'm showing my damned age again... For a free drink, I'll show you my tittys??? Really, I don't drink anymore, I just like exposing myself! Shoot, is it Friday already...
1st it was the rock group "The Runaways" that featured both Joan Jet, and Lita Ford!!! Than it was the 80s all girls rock group "Vixen" Hmmm, I think that I see a pattern here... Hot ALL girl GROUPs, Smothered In LEATHER!!! YUM! Ps. Sorry no pics, or vids... I'm technically challenged...
Quote by GraceW


There's the problem. Your idea is in your head, but if you sit down too hard it gets jarred loose and falls to your arse. Eventually, it claws its way back to from whence it came, but by then you've moved on.

A virgin bloody mary please, barkeep.



Hi Beautiful, You Always Kill Me!!!

Barkeep, I'll have what she's having, except hold the bloody please!
Quote by seeker4


OMG, Tonya, that is amazing. My son is too hard-headed and rational to indulge in something like that. Only reads non-fiction if you can believe that of a 19 year-old. Yes, you are cool, else you wouldn't have such a cool son.

I'm feeling like shit warmed over tonight. Didn't get much sleep last night (bit of insomnia) and then had to mow the lawn after dinner. I'm stiff, I'm achy, I'm tired. So I'll just have an unsweet iced tea, thank you.


Pssss, Seeker4, Over here... I can help you out with that little insomnia, and pain thing of yours... But, we'll have to take out in the parking lot.. Rumple frowns on my "counter cultural" activities here in the bar... I'm Only Kidding Rumple !!! Shhh, (no, I'm not...)
Quote by elizabethblack
Verbal,

I too just love Mr. Mercedes! Marvelous Irish actor. And I believe it is an Englishman that plays - what can we call him? - the monster.
I am thrilled too with Tonya's son's developing such a delicious character for upcoming Horror Hotel and Halloween. I won't give him my address as I don't want him looking in the windows.
Oh, and here in Washington,D.C. our sport teams continue to do there best to make us all depressed.

I would love a Drambuie over one ice cube please. So good to see what everyone is doing.


To The Very Lovely Miss elizabethblack,
The Irish actor that play the detective Bill Hodges, In Mr. Mercedes Is none other than Brendan Gleeson. He was born in Dublin Ireland Mar.29,1955... He is an excellent actor... I like him also!
As for the "monster," played by the Englishman, Harry Treadwell... Ewwww

Enjoy the next round on me. " Better Make it a double" Nationals are 7.5 games out...It's going to be a short season, And a very Long winter for them I think...
Cheer up, you still have the Caps.!!!
Quote by naughtyannie
Hey, Rump, my friends and I would like one of your afternoon tea specials. You know, the one with the "extra utensils".
Coffee? Tea? or Me??? Grrrr! I know,-I know,-I know..." Get Outta Here, You Naughty Little Perv!!!"
Quote by GraceW
And speaking of wishes, what are the chances of employing a couple of sultry Irish barmaids? Okay, they don't need to be Irish, but well built and with loose morals would be nice. Anything to relieve the tedium of your (I did NOT say ugly) mug' day after day, Mr Foreskin.
AHHEM! I'm Irish and looking for some work to pay off my outrageous bar tab???(Ps. And I do happen to have VERY loose morals???)
Quote by GraceW


I have never figured out what you gentlemen do in the lavie. Sometimes I think you just stand in the doorway and hose the place down, but that does not explain the bowl full of TP or the piles of paper towels by the basin. I won't go near the facilities in here. I squat beside my car in the parking lot. People assume I'm sitting on someone's face.

That being said, I'll be back shortly. Orange juice please barkeep.

PS: Did I hear there were to be bouncing boobies? I hope I didn't miss them. I don't want to get mine out right now.
Sorry Grace, Sometimes it tough to get that damn knot untied!!!!(oops)
"The Happy Time Murders"

It was absolutely the Funniest movie that all my friends, including myself, have seen since I can't even remember when!!!

It was PURE MUPPET MAYHEM! From the very beginning to the closing credits,(which I highly recommend that you stay for...)
Although it's 'muppets', this is NOT a movie for children... 18+yo. only, recommended...

We all hurt the next day from laughing SO hard!!! The critics all hated it. They took it WAY to seriously!

The plot was a little shallow, but it was meant to be... The one-liners, and the outrageous muppets, and their situations that they put them in, stole the whole show! It was an all laughs, and no think type of movie!!! YOU WILL ALL LOVE IT!!!!
To Everyone of you Rare, Gorgeous, and most Gifted, and Beautiful, Flowers,

I have truly, been blessed by all the confidence, courage, and strength, that I have derived by joining your community...

Never before have I received such an outpouring of kindness, caring, compassion, wisdom, and understanding, from such an exceptionally magnificent gathering of loving people, in my entire life!!!

I am so fortunate to have discovered your wonderful garden...

I'm overwhelmed by the selfless sharing of generosity acceptance compassion, wisdom, understanding, and yes, candor... It helps me to realize that this world isn't such a cold and lonely place after all...

I am eternally grateful for the pleasure of becoming a member of your society...

Bless You All! May you all find the Peace, Love and Happiness that you rightly deserve!
My Friends,
I'm back again. This time for me... I don't wish to be self-deprecating, so I'm just going to put forth What I feel is the major obstacle in me achieving personal fulfillment:

Words! Questions to be exact.

The 1st, I think is the most brutal one in the English language. "Why?" And the words that follow it such as;' Me', 'They do it','Did it have to happen', 'Didn't it happen', 'Did I', 'Didn't I', 'They have to leave', and so on...

This one question alone claws a hole into my heart and taints so many wonderful memories that I have...

The 2nd is, "What if?" Followed by the terrible triplets, "Could of?, Should of?, and, Would of?"

All of these questions, and many more seem to keep me stagnant at times, transfixed, staring backwards, rather than moving forward ahead into a brighter, and much happier future.

Am I the only one like this? If there are more people like me, Please leave your comments, and questions that haunt YOUR dreams...

Maybe as a group, we can be able to hash a few of these questions out, and thus let some of these things go that have been plaguing all of our hopes and dreams?

Peace-of-mind, Love, and Contentment, My Friends _NE.
Quote by GraceW


You are right, we tarts always get the blame. She would ask him and he would say "That dumb fucking broad is lying honey, she came on to me. I think she wants to break us up. You know I love you." Or something equally preposterous. In my case, the "widower's" wife tried to stab me for my troubles.

So yes, stay away from the lying sack if at all possible, and maybe keep a cricket bat handy. Practice that rising swing. Go for the nuts. Always go for the nuts.


Most Beautiful and troubled Ladies,

I pray daily for the opportunity to sacrifice my own life in the service of at least a few of the many desperate, innocent, abused souls in this world. Especially, when it comes to Women, and Children!!!

I am a dedicated peace loving Buddhist except for this one fatalistic flaw. I am more than willing to accept my fate for doing so in my next life.

Unfortunately, at least for the time being, all that I am able to offer you is my support and prayers and my promise that if your need be great, I will do everything in my power to give you my aid!

I'm very sorry for my p*ss-poor advice about trying to inform his wife. I humbly apologise…

But I can offer a couple of ideas on fending off your Casanova- want-to-be.

1st is a high db. ' Whistle'.
2nd is 'Pepper Spray'.
And lastly is a 'Taser'... If you wish I would be happy to send one of those items to a 'drop box' some where for you...( Although I don't have any idea how the laws where you live pertain to such items.)

In the mean time my thoughts, hopes and prayers go with ALL of you.
Peace, and Love, NE.
Quote by GraceW


Hi Sweetie.

You've got this all arranged in your mind, don't you? First chance you get you're on it, right?


Hi Beautiful, It's not a pretty job, but somebody has gotta do it!

Luv-Ya-All !!!

Peace, and Love, NE.
Quote by kiera
How is everyone? Sorry I haven't been about much but remember I'm always able to see my inbox if you need to talk.

I've been a bit down in the dumps. A friend of mines husband hit on me a while back. It upset me; I spoke to Rach about it at the time, I thought I'd made it pretty clear that I wasn't interested. I gave him the benefit of the doubt because it hadn't happened before and well because any form of confrontation with men is something I avoid.

Just over a week ago he did it again but didn't beat around the bush; he outright asked me to fuck him. You know, there's just something about me, his wife doesn't understand him like I do because they have nothing in common like we do (he means that we both take our sons to football) he's never considered cheating on his wife before and blah. I refused obviously, but he wouldn't drop it. Somehow I ended up apologising because I wouldn't have this affair with him he wanted to have.

I mean WTF? Now I feel so shit. Firstly he insulted me by asking, didn't give a fuck about what would happen if I had and we got caught because you always do and he would be just fine, I would be blamed for it all. The widow with no man, so she steals someone elses. I didn't fucking stand up for myself because it's ingrained in me to keep the peace and not rock the boat lest I be beaten the shit out of or worse.

I really thought I'd come so far. I haven't had a drink in well over two years, and everyone knows that was my coping mechanism before Paul died. I haven't had a panic attack in just as long, and now, I feel anxious a lot of the time. He talked about popping over, even after I absolutely said no, and sorry he said he'd call me in the morning. I feel stupid and weak tbh. I'd like to think that if/when he starts up again I will stand my ground but the evidence of me not being able to is overwhelming.

I'll be ok; Rach has been there for me, keeping up my spirits with movie nights and telling me I'm beautiful inside and out and that I still would be even if I were green. Shit like that is what helps; not many people would accept me if I were green. She also said she wants to strip him naked, smother him in honey and tie him to an anthill. She's a true friend.

Anyway, I'll be fine. I have to be my kids need me.

On a better note, I haven't been around much this year because my son was taking his SAT's so we were really busy with that. He aced them and got into the school we wanted so most things really are ok. I just didn't need this shit with the married bloke is all.


Beautiful, and troubled one, I'm extremely sorry for your loss and for your current situation. I'm still new here and I don't really know you yet. But, I pray for life to give you strength to keep moving forward, and shield you from temptation, and all evil...
I can tell you that the ONLY one that should be feeling guilty is that selfish poor excuse to the male gender...( In other words PIG!!)

Any REAL man knows that NO means NO!!! Besides a gentleman would NEVER prey on a persons vulnerabilities.
In my opinion, this jerk is nothing more that a walking, breathing, cheating, piece of garbage!, That should be taken out behind the barn, and shown some proper manors...
And then, he should be tied over that anthill (fire ants preferably ) and doused in honey!!!

Don't EVER feel guilty with yourself, instead be angry at that worthless cheating Casanova want to be!

Although it may seems impossible at this moment, Try your very best to Stand strong, and be proud yourself, Because you're SO worth it!

How that we deal with adversity in our lives DOES make us stronger...

Perhaps someone should even consider mentioning this problem to his wife, because he sure-in-hell doesn't deserve her either...

Friend, please take my next words to heart," There is Absolutely NO ONE on this earth that IS any BETTER than YOU are!" Say it, and Believe it!

Try to remain confident in the knowledge that you have MANY friend that care about you, and we'll try our very best to always be there for you when you need us to be... Lean on your friends because they are all there for you...
" Highest Regards, and Best Wishes"_NE
PS Green is a gorgeous colour!