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NEwaythewindblows
Over 90 days ago
Fluid Male
United States

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Absolutely nothing at all... I am sitting here in total silence lamenting the tragic, and senseless loss of so many dear friends not all that long ago... They will always be in my thoughts, my prayers, and especially in my heart... You will NEVER be forgotten.... We shall all meet again some day... Until that time, May you be at peace my friends...
Hey Everybody,
I'm pre-celebrating some good news... So, THE NEXT ROUND IS IN ME!!!( Come On Now, only the cheap shit, or I'll be spending the rest of my day washing glasses, and cleaning up that nasty mess that Somebody left in the bathroom!)

I'm supposed to be starting night school tonight. Hmmm. In retrospect, Maybe it wasn't such a good idea visiting your bar at 5:30 in the morning?

I would like to thank all of you new friends here for welcoming me on my first go-round. Two in particular, That were the ones who actually responded to my eccentric ramblings... (Wow, Scaarry...)

Seeker4,
To you I'd like to say, I have an extra bottle of Crown Royal hidden out under the seat of my buck-board. I don't drink anymore, so would like to have it? "I think life there in Canada, is Way better than here in the States...Here, we need the Russians to win our elections for us, the Chinese to prop up our economy, and as for our health care system, it cost me over $25.00 for just ONE aspirin when I was in the fudging hospital!"

And especially to you The GREAT RumpleForeskin,

To Rumple the Wise, and the Magnificent, I wish to tell you, * "THAT YOU ARE AS YOUNG AS YOU FEEL!!"* My friend...

My secret to staying young is, I get up every morning, take an oxycodone, a Xanax, and a Cialis 24hr... I wash it down with a strong pot of French roast coffee with a Shovel full of 'Bene-fiber' in it... Than, I head out cruising nursing homes all day, while singing a line from a C&W ditty; "I ain't as good as I Once was, but I'm as good Once, as I ever was!" j/k

As to whether or not, that I score? That depends on what I find in their 'Depends'!!!

To all the rest of you, "CHEERS!" Thanks again for the welcome. Sorry, but I gotta be running...

What's that you say? I forgot to pay my tab??? Who? Me? Ohh Yea, I guess that your right. Here...you... go... (SIGHhhh)…

I hope that nobody feels guilty as seeing that NOW I'm BROKE for the REST of the MONTH... I hope that you ALL have a great day, cause I sure-in-hell won't.

Because, now that I paid this outrageous bar tab, I can only afford to take the subway to make my little nursing home excursions...(Sigh...)

Oh by the way, that's my brand new 2018 GMC Sierra 3500HD Denali limited edition 4WD out in the parking lot... You know, the one with the solid 24ct gold trim, that's as big as a bus, and shines brighter than the sun ???

I'll catch Ya-all later! _D PS. Hey Rumple, I struck out at the old folks homes today. Thank the stars for Bingo-night! Woo-Hoo!!!
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Dave, welcome to the foulest pot hole on the great info highway.

Please PM me with the name and/or link to that story along with any other info you want to include. But, to be honest, negative, personal, hurtful comments are pretty rare at Lush. Far more commen is someone dropping a low score and not bothering to explain why.

If this link works, doubtful, it'll take you to 'The Self-Appointed Grammer Police' site. Be sure to check out how 'NOT' to critique a story, using the opening to 'Pride and Prejudice' as an example.
http://sagp.miketaylor.org.uk/

By tradition, your first drink here is free just so long as it's a small beer. So whadda ya have?



Dear sir, The reason that I never got out of the pond before now, is that I trip over my own feet and land with my feet sticking out of my own mouth!!! If it is at all possible, could you get your friend below you to somehow take down my original post PLEASE!
GREETINGS EVERYONE, I have arrived to your party! ( Sorry, that I'm late.) lol I'll have a cold one, (Bottle of Pop, that is.)

Thanks to all of you extremely kind, supporting, nurturing, and very beautiful, and wonderful people here, This shy little turtle has finally poked his head out of his shell, and has worked up the courage to swim out of the deep waters, come up on shore, ( or as in this place the sticky barroom floor) and walk boldly forth on his own (maybe not so little) feet... Bless you all, and YEA ME!!!

Due to my Neolithic writing skills, I'm afraid that I don't do chat. But I do love to correspond, and share opinions...Ya,Ya,Ya, we all know the little ditty about opinions.. ( Speaking of opinions...)

I was hoping that I could entice someone into hosting a forum for me entitled" Professional(?)" Critics? (titled exactly if you please)

My personal definition of them is, " People that get paid Good money, to create and write really Bad Bull-shite!."

I believe that at least a few friends, to put it mildly, will like to leave a little something on that one... Man-o-Man, this could be a very 'spirited' forum... So, if someone gets around to posting it, come and join the fun!!!

Unfortunately I am unable to possibly squeeze another moment in to pester a friend (yet again), into teaching me how to do it… I promise you all that I will learn how to do so in the near future...

I would love to host at least a few forums designed to pique our intellectual curiosities..(Boy, did use that term loosely.)lol

Thank you all so much for your friendships, and your encouragement and considerations, and for the pleasure of your company!( Oh yea, and especially for not 'blocking' me YET!) hehe By the way, I left a couple of quid on the bar. Keep the change...
Ciao' _Dave
Have, A Very Happy Birthday!!!
I am still somewhat of a newbie here, but I'm sure that we are a couple of friends, that just haven't met yet.
My gift for you is this wish. I wish," That from this moment forward, Each new day will be the best one that you ever had!"
Enjoy life my friend!!!
Ok, Ok, Just one more, When you franticly search your house for over a half-an-hour, desperately looking for your glasses, and as you wipe the sweat off your brow you discover that you're wearing them! If that one is a joke, than guess that I'm the butt-end of it...
Quote by GraceW
I'm told this can be a serious problem for men: You pinch your scrotum as you slide to the edge of the bed.




Grace, that is SO true. You know when you're getting old, when playing "pocket pool" turns into a game of soccer!!!
Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz
'Ya know you're old when ya can't even get your dildo hard any more.'




Ivanka_simkiewisz, You posts are so funny their killing me! No, I mean that literally... Uggh, Stop, Drop, Flop ---- 123---ZAP!-- ZAPP!-------ZAAPPP! AH, better now.... hehehe! I know, I know, I know, Absolutely, NO TASTE! I AM getting old, I'm out of shape, and, hypertensive. Does that count for anything???
446_ To Heck with you guys, I going to chill with the ladies...They are a 1,000,000 times more fun to hang with!!! Not to mention how hot that they ALL are! HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA!!! Sorry boys, better luck next time...
Quote by InsatiableLover
I prefer without, it feels so much better. My boyfriend doesn't mind going down after he gets off, so it makes it that much kinkier!




HERE! HERE!! PS. A current "pass" slip from your doctor is priceless these days!
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Does not type get more action than the other?
Absolutely, the "All" type does!!!
Dam, What was it that I was going to say???? Ohh Yeaa,

Now it takes me all night, to do what I used to do all night !!!

My kid says, "Way back when I was young;"!

My 'smart' phone makes me look really stupid.I9xzecrNNrAzvL0H

Than, I'm forced to get my 8yo grandson to explain what I doing wrong with it!

Also, They used a god-dammed flame thrower, to light the candles on my last B'day cake!

One more thing, Shit! I forgot what I was going to say, AGAIN!!!
Myself, being a survivor...I can guarantee you one thing. At the very best, self medicating is a very short term solution to an extremely long and complex problem... What works for you one day, takes a lot more of the next, and so on, and so on, and so on. ( get the picture?) I'm begging you,* PLEASE, DON"T WAIT TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!* The longer that you wait the harder that it gets... Although prescription treatments can sometimes be a bit of a bumpy road at first. Due to the complexities of the human mind,( early treatment is kind of a hit or miss deal)... In the end you will be VERY HAPPY that you followed through with it... I offer all of you two things that in my darkest hours, has kept my from doing something very rash, #1 Is my faith that there is no heaven, and hell. There is only beyond or BACK HERE!!! (Think about that one!) I believe that if I screw this life up, that I'm just going to have to come back and do it ALL OVER AGAIN! That belief has saved my bacon in many desperate, and irrational times... And, #2 The phrase 'Misery Loves Company' is EXTREMELY PROFOUND!!! In my very darkest and most hopeless moments, I force myself to crawl out of whatever hole that I'm in,( no matter how deep,and bottomless that it is) and FIND A FRIEND!!!* Personal Note* Going to a club may seem like the easiest place to find a friend, it also not the best!!! You will NEVER find a REAL friend in the bottom of a bottle( or even a nice sticky 'J' for that matter)... I hope that by compromising myself like this, that I can reach just one soul in need. If I'm able to, than this will all have been so worth it...Peace, Love, and Understanding, to all of you my friends... Always remember, YOU NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE!!! Warmest Wishes! _D
I HAD; Being rather "adventurous", I've more memories than I have fantasies at this point in my life. One such memory is; In the middle of time square, on New Years Eve 1999( Thanks to Y2K, It was supposed to be 'The End Of The World), in a crowd of well over 1,000,000 plus people, all packed together tighter than a can of sardines, totally wacked out of our gourds, and freezing our cookies off. A sleeping bag wrapped around us for not only privacy but for warmth!!! " It was very the coldest of nights, but the very BEST of times!" ( SORRY CHARLIE, That was REALLY bad!) My God!!! I just had a F*cking Epiphany!!!( At my age that's scare-ry…) Even though that I'm NOT a writer, recollection of THAT 'Captain Fantastic' moment from my life, may have just inspired a story out of me!!!! PS. Just incase that there is someone out there that's actually considering borrowing just this ONE little "adventure" of mine, I ask that you please be so kind as to not rain on this one little parade of mine... If anyone should ever need any ideas for a story line, just leave me a message and I will gladly offer you a million ideas!
HOLD ON THERE!!!! There is a lot of VERY BAD ADVISE being slung around here!!! PLEASE, CONSIDER THIS ADVISE BEFORE MAKING ANY RASH DECESSIONS... SHOW A LITTLE PAIENCE!!! If you just go out and jump the first swinging dick that you come across, or suck the first cock poked through a glory hole at you, more than likely, in one way or another, you are going to regret it!!! Though they may be quick, easy, and anonymous. Those places are also VERY NASTY!!! REAL life is rarely like all those stories that you read... SEEK LIKE MIND PEOPLE! There are a lot of web sites have chatrooms filled with people with your exact same interests. Start there. Get to know a few of them first. You will be more likely to find a CLEAN, and like minded partner which will make your first experience much more enjoyable, and far less worry some. Quite often being a little to overzealous can lead to very DIRE consequences. You don't really want to suck a dick that bad do you??? Use your BIG head before you use your LITTLE one . In the long run you'll be glad that you did!!! Give em hell!!!
I've received head more than a few times while driving. Does that count? Thought so... One time, I was getting an rather excellent BJ when I had to go through a toll booth on the Maine State Turnpike. Of course, having a little bit of a public exhibitionist thing ,that I think I may have mentioned a time or two before on these forums.( Ok, MANY times!) As I went through, I looked up at the toll taker handing him my money with a shit-eating grin on my face, and after seeing the head bobbing up and down in my lap, he smiled back and said "drive safely"...( Judging by the amused look on his face, I could tell that this wasn't his first rodeo with clowns like me...) As I was cruising down the pike, several cars, and 2 rigs, drove past me seemingly in no particular hurry, by the looks that I was getting, most were enjoying my little spectacle, although a couple of people gave me this rather disgusting scowl, and them sped away... The 2nd trucker after driving past, let off a huge blast from his air horn, earning me a nice set of teeth marks on my cock because of his efforts. ( That Prick!!!)
To the very lovely, and exceptionally talented Ms. _ Candy,
I wish to be but one of the many multitudes to offer you my heartfelt " Congratulations" on your very first Famous Story, that you have well earned here on "Lush".
You possess an extra-ordinary talent that you so beautifully impart into your words in all of your work. Truly, you have a rare and amazing gift!!!
I'm confident that not very long from now this will become a common occurrence for you.
But, I sincerely hope that this first time will always be your most memorable one...
Best wishes, in all of your future endeavors..
May peace, love and joy forever be your shadow in life, and blanket all whom you care for!
Your humble, and devoted fan _Dave
Alcohol, is WAY overrated, On the other hand; Sex, can NEVER be to overrated!!! The worst sex that I ever had was TOTALLY AWESOME, when compared to my mildest hangover!!! Take a second and just think about that one... What would be you rather be in life? A sex addict, or an alcoholic? Not that tough a question is it???
I could tell right from the get-go, that this forum has to be just for all of you very lovely ladies...Because it would be a silly question to ask any man. They would all answer "YES"!!! ( That is of course, to be the giver ,and NOT the receiver . As for receiving it, If there is someone out there that likes that, PLEASE CALL ME!)
My dear Grandmother always told me, " It doesn't matter where you wet your appetite, IT'S WHERE YOU COME HOME TO EAT!!!"
As to what my illness is; It's kind of like me, not all that important... But, what I did come here to say is, that I'm lucky enough to have a doctor that believes that EVERY person is unique... When I go to see him the first question that he ask me is," What can I do to help YOU today?" Thank the cosmos for this extraordinary blessing!!! Unfortunately for me, When it comes to pets, I only wish that I was able to show them the love that they would so freely give to me...
*It's Been Awhile*, " It's been a while, since I said that I'm sorry. It's been a while, since the I seen the way the candles light your face. It's been awhile, and I can still remember just the way you taste." Off from; Break the Cycle by Staind GREAT LYRICS, through the WHOLE album!: Aaron Lewis Rocks!!!
Greeting beautiful little Kitty, Welcome to the pool. Don't be afraid to dive right in... We will all be here to catch you!!!
DO I LIKE TO MASTURBATE? Does the sun like to shine? Does the rain make you wet? Are you getting the picture yet??? I have to keep switching hands just so that I can let the other one cool off for a bit!!! ( Out somewhere where I might get caught is my very favorite!) OOPS, TMI again...
I was a drummer in the school band in the ( VERY CENSORED) grade, We were on the away portion of an exchange concert( they come here to play, than you go there to play, with sleep overs at each stop.) The band director at that time was a very old guy. So I help him in organizing every thing because it got me out of classes a lot. So when it came to making out the list for who slept at what house, there ended up with a lot more girl than boys in the other band. So you know who got to make out the list of which guys had to sleep at a girls houses. Long story short. Me and by best buddy Jimmy, ended us in a house with 5 nice looking and very inquisitive girls, and their single young very hot MILF mom. I wish I could go into details ( EXTREMELY CENSORED once again!) I think that am able to say, that by the time that we left after the 2nd night, there wasn't a cherry left in the entire house, and even mom had a satisfied shit eating grin on her face...If you think that I'm Bullshitting you, my buddy Jim is still around and he will give you even MORE details … Sorry that I can't post all the best parts. ( CENSORED ONCE AGAIN!) Let me just say that it was a long, long time ago. (CENSORED AGAIN) Dam...
PS. That wasn't really my first time. It was b- CENCORED!_ CENCORED! CENCORED!_CENCORED! _ YOU- ARE- SO- OUT- TA- HERE!!! Aw, Shit!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I don't just eat pussy, I worship it! In all honesty, I think that I love eating pussy even more that I love fucking one! Now that's REALLY saying a mouthful. ( pun intended ) If a girl doesn't rip my face away because she can't possibly stand one more moment of the intense pleasure, THAN I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!! After we have made love for hours, I go right back down again to worship her pussy even MORE, and then I make sure that I lick her nice and squeaky clean! ( Who needs towels anyways? )