What can I say Rumple? " When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro!"- H.S.T.
Hey Everybody,
I'm pre-celebrating some good news... So, THE NEXT ROUND IS IN ME!!!( Come On Now, only the cheap shit, or I'll be spending the rest of my day washing glasses, and cleaning up that nasty mess that Somebody left in the bathroom!)
I'm supposed to be starting night school tonight. Hmmm. In retrospect, Maybe it wasn't such a good idea visiting your bar at 5:30 in the morning?
I would like to thank all of you new friends here for welcoming me on my first go-round. Two in particular, That were the ones who actually responded to my eccentric ramblings... (Wow, Scaarry...)
Seeker4,
To you I'd like to say, I have an extra bottle of Crown Royal hidden out under the seat of my buck-board. I don't drink anymore, so would like to have it? "I think life there in Canada, is Way better than here in the States...Here, we need the Russians to win our elections for us, the Chinese to prop up our economy, and as for our health care system, it cost me over $25.00 for just ONE aspirin when I was in the fudging hospital!"
And especially to you The GREAT RumpleForeskin,
To Rumple the Wise, and the Magnificent, I wish to tell you, * "THAT YOU ARE AS YOUNG AS YOU FEEL!!"* My friend...
My secret to staying young is, I get up every morning, take an oxycodone, a Xanax, and a Cialis 24hr... I wash it down with a strong pot of French roast coffee with a Shovel full of 'Bene-fiber' in it... Than, I head out cruising nursing homes all day, while singing a line from a C&W ditty; "I ain't as good as I Once was, but I'm as good Once, as I ever was!" j/k
As to whether or not, that I score? That depends on what I find in their 'Depends'!!!
To all the rest of you, "CHEERS!" Thanks again for the welcome. Sorry, but I gotta be running...
What's that you say? I forgot to pay my tab??? Who? Me? Ohh Yea, I guess that your right. Here...you... go... (SIGHhhh)…
I hope that nobody feels guilty as seeing that NOW I'm BROKE for the REST of the MONTH... I hope that you ALL have a great day, cause I sure-in-hell won't.
Because, now that I paid this outrageous bar tab, I can only afford to take the subway to make my little nursing home excursions...(Sigh...)
Oh by the way, that's my brand new 2018 GMC Sierra 3500HD Denali limited edition 4WD out in the parking lot... You know, the one with the solid 24ct gold trim, that's as big as a bus, and shines brighter than the sun ???
I'll catch Ya-all later! _D PS. Hey Rumple, I struck out at the old folks homes today. Thank the stars for Bingo-night! Woo-Hoo!!!
446_ To Heck with you guys, I going to chill with the ladies...They are a 1,000,000 times more fun to hang with!!! Not to mention how hot that they ALL are! HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA!!! Sorry boys, better luck next time...
I've received head more than a few times while driving. Does that count? Thought so... One time, I was getting an rather excellent BJ when I had to go through a toll booth on the Maine State Turnpike. Of course, having a little bit of a public exhibitionist thing ,that I think I may have mentioned a time or two before on these forums.( Ok, MANY times!) As I went through, I looked up at the toll taker handing him my money with a shit-eating grin on my face, and after seeing the head bobbing up and down in my lap, he smiled back and said "drive safely"...( Judging by the amused look on his face, I could tell that this wasn't his first rodeo with clowns like me...) As I was cruising down the pike, several cars, and 2 rigs, drove past me seemingly in no particular hurry, by the looks that I was getting, most were enjoying my little spectacle, although a couple of people gave me this rather disgusting scowl, and them sped away... The 2nd trucker after driving past, let off a huge blast from his air horn, earning me a nice set of teeth marks on my cock because of his efforts. ( That Prick!!!)
Alcohol, is WAY overrated, On the other hand; Sex, can NEVER be to overrated!!! The worst sex that I ever had was TOTALLY AWESOME, when compared to my mildest hangover!!! Take a second and just think about that one... What would be you rather be in life? A sex addict, or an alcoholic? Not that tough a question is it???
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I don't just eat pussy, I worship it! In all honesty, I think that I love eating pussy even more that I love fucking one! Now that's REALLY saying a mouthful. ( pun intended ) If a girl doesn't rip my face away because she can't possibly stand one more moment of the intense pleasure, THAN I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!! After we have made love for hours, I go right back down again to worship her pussy even MORE, and then I make sure that I lick her nice and squeaky clean! ( Who needs towels anyways? )