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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Savannah
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
Where to start...
SMH
Naw, I better leave this one alone and blow bubbles.
Is it too late to change my name to "Bubbles"?
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I bought a pressure-washer down at the Home Depot, and I use that on my junk. Sure, it stung the first couple of times, but once the calluses built up, I found that I could handle it just fine. One upside to it is that my Johnson is so tough now, I actually CAN hammer nails with it.
If any ladies want to borrow the pressure washer to clean their bits, I'll be happy to loan it out.
If any ladies want to borrow the pressure washer to clean their bits, I'll be happy to loan it out.
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Personally, I think there are two huge barriers to remaking classic movies. First, there was so much blatant political in-correctness in most of them that scripts would have to go through serious scrutiny to pass muster. Second, modern directors and producers just have to insert a car chase into every scene. Look at what they did to The Hobbit. I can't even imagine the dreadful antics they'd try to shoehorn into a film like The African Queen, or Gone With The Wind.
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Your words of advice are spot on. I'm sorry for your loss.
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the amazing chick fight scene with the Bride and Elle Driver in Kill Bill volume 2
best fight ever
scenes from the first Kill Bill-where the Bride fights Vernita Green. love it
I love a great chick fight.
scenes from Immortals
I see a theme going here. lmao
Not the fight between Uma Thurman and the Crazy 88's? Not to mention the follow up fight with Lucy Liu?
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Nearly every scene with Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner, but especially this one...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5b69ZXiGyY
One of my all time favorites. Also, the snippet when Harrison Ford is back at his apartment after getting the snot knocked out of him by Lenny - he takes a sip from the glass and blood leaks from his lip into the drink. Three seconds that are completely unforgettable.
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I think gray hair is sexy, specifically in a goatee.
Note to self: grow goatee. Fast!
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I have four dogs - two very large German shepherds, and two little yappy fucks. I also have kids in the house ranging in age from 1 to 13. The GSDs have proven to me that they'll literally lay down their lives for any one of us. They allow the babies to hit them, pull their fur, even climb all over them. I still don't trust them alone with each other. Dog, as loyal as they are to their pack, are NOT people. They operate from different motives and instincts than we do, and will hurt a baby, or toddler without warning. To a dog, such behavior is normal pack life.