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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Savannah

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On the roof of a very tall building, surrounded only by other tall buildings, in the middle of a bright sunny day.
My wife asked me once why we never have exciting sex like they do in porn videos. I grabbed her and bent her over the table, shoving her dress up and ripping her panties off. I shoved it in her as hard as I could and pounded her relentlessly. After a few minutes, I pulled out and slammed it into her asshole with no warning at all. Again, I fucked her just as hard as I possibly could. After several more minutes, I pulled out without worrying about her orgasm, flipped her over, and jacked off, cumming all over her face.

I'm not sure how she felt about it, but I know we've been banned from Red Lobster for life. ..
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How about requiring fingerprints, DNA, an anal probe, an NSA background check, and a letter of authenticity from Interpol? And toss in your credit score.



Does this place always come back to figging?



FWIW: Is there really such a problem with "troublemakers"
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Here's a suggestion. How about creating an "Ask the Guys" poll? See how they feel about wedges versus stilettos. (that would be interesting)

Frankly I believe that a person's confidence attracts, no matter what he or she wears. Wear what makes you feel good. A confident woman can make a $1 flip-flop look sexy and attractive.

(For the record, I said that I receive compliments from men on my shoes. I did not say that my shoe selections or feet attract "all" the guys.)


Confidence. The whole package. That's where it's at. When I see a woman, I look at her overall bearing. I look at the way she moves, the form and lines and sway. I don't notice individual details like shoes or handbag. Heck, I usually don't even notice details about her dress until we've been speaking for a while. I'm more tuned in to her eyes, her facial expressions, her smile, and what they tell me about her personality. I want to know HER. Window dressings can come later. Maybe I'm just odd that way.
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It's a nice tattoo on its own, though it certainly is rather feminine (as most flower designs are). Not necessarily a negative thing, but you have to consider which impact it will have on your personal appearance.

I think it can look great if you already have a rather masculine/tough appearance; then it will show your softer/sweeter side, which most women will find way sexy.

If you already have a rather soft appearance, I'd be careful about it though. It's not a tattoo that I would sport myself personally, considering that I often try to conceal my sensitive nature to girls; I'd definitely opt for something more masculine for myself. I actually often go for a rather masculine appearance generally, that way when girls inevitably witness my affectionate side (argh), it comes off as a cute feature and a pleasant surprise rather than something I want to shove down their throats.

And Liz gave nice advices too: talented artists can suggest different designs and darker shades could be helpful to cover some of your scars.


Liz did give good advice. I'm planning on choosing the artist carefully.

I'm not really worried about people thinking it's too soft, or too feminine. I'm old. My masculinity is set. Set enough, at any rate, that I just found out that I intimidate the hell out of all of my daughter's boyfriends without even trying. One question I have is this: How do you know who's a good artist and who's a hack? I don't know enough about tattoos to know the difference between great work and mediocre.
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do you ignore a sentence that ends in "dude" as well?


ROFL! I didn't even catch that.
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I have great empathy for you. I was a gunship pilot in army and was shot down suffering multiple injuries. After many surgeries and joint replacements I am also left with many scars that are not that noticeable. I have also considered tattoos but they are so permanent. No do overs. I look at designs but can't see just the right one. I have one on my inside thigh that only my girl has seen. I thought of having the design done first in semi permanent ink to try it out. But I just can't pull the trigger.


Damn. God bless, Chuck. My story isn't nearly as interesting as yours. Just a stupid accident. I know what you mean about picking out the design. It's been over 10 years for me and I finally see something I like. I hope things work out for you.
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YES Go for it!!! Want me to do it for you???

Check out mine.... tell me what ya think ;)


Yours are very nice! I especially like the one in the second pic - with the butterflies. I think I might like to have something like that done also. I'm not looking for a full sleeve. Just something artful that will turn a hurtful thing into something to be admired. Thanks!
Some people on here know this about me, most probably don't. Many years ago I was in an accident that shattered my right arm. I've told the full story elsewhere on the world wide webz, but in a nutshell here it is: The surgeons were able to put it back together again, but it took several surgeries over three years. I went through a lot of hardships. I lived in pain the whole time. I wasn't able to do many mundane things that people just take for granted. Simple things like brushing my teeth, taking a shower, eating dinner - these things became a real challenge. I wasn't even able to hold my child in my arms, or pick her up if she fell. I became addicted to painkillers. I was left with scars that aren't huge or even all that noticeable - to anyone but me. I see them every time I look in a mirror. They remind me of a time that means nothing to me but misery. I suppose some of the scars are inside. The ones you can see, though, are on the very top of my deltoid muscle (where most of the reconstruction was done), and down the outside (where the screws went in).

I got the idea to get a tattoo years ago, but never really took it seriously. I could never come up with a design that I liked enough to wear it for the rest of my life. My friends said, "Dude, get a cool dragon" or "Dude, get a cool tiger". or "Dude, get one of those tribal things... you know what I mean." All that taught me was to ignore any sentence that began with the word "dude".

Surfing the net a few days ago, I found this photo of actress Sarah Shahi.






I don't think the ink is permanent - I think it's just the makeup that she had for her role in the Stallone movie "Bullet To The Head". Stupid movie, but I've always thought she was gorgeous. In this photo, the image on her hip just spoke to me. It has no real meaning to me that I can figure out, it just holds a simple beauty that caught my eye and made me want it.






I wouldn't be getting it on my hip, of course. I picture it on my shoulder, sort of extending down and curled around the scar tissue camouflaging it and making it... pretty.

What do you think?
Something to think about:

The key problem is funding cannibalism. That $3 million in donations doesn’t appear out of a vacuum. Because people on average are limited in how much they’re willing to donate to good causes, if someone donates $100 to the ALS Association, he or she will likely donate less to other charities.

This isn’t just speculation. Research from my own non-profit, which raises money for the most effective global poverty charities, has found that, for every $1 we raise, 50¢ would have been donated anyway. Giving What We Can fundraises for global poverty charities by encouraging people to pledge at least 10% of their income. For everyone who joins, we ask them to estimate what proportion they would have donated otherwise. Averaged among all our members, that amount is greater than 50% (or $150mn out of $300mn). Given our fundraising model, which asks for commitments much larger than the amount people typically donate, we have reason to think that this is a lower proportion than is typical for fundraising drives. So, because of the $3 million that the ALS Association has received, I’d bet that much more than $1.5 million has been lost by other charities.


Link.
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It depends on the skill of the writer to adequately deliver a well written present tense story. In my time here I've found that there are few here that can pen a present tense story well enough for me to enjoy it.


I agree. Past tense is much simpler to write in. All my stories have been written that way.
I always feel a more intense sense of loss when a fellow alcoholic or addict commits suicide. Possibly because I have thought about it obsessively for years, and slit my wrists on multiple occasions until being forced into rehab and getting sober a year later at the age of 18.

No one will ever know exactly what Robin Williams was thinking and feeling when he made the decision to end his pain the way he did. But I do know he wasn’t seeing himself the way the rest of us saw him.

I first met Robin in 1998 when he came to the Comedy Cellar in New York City to do a guest spot. Comedians tend to be impossible to impress and love to stress how they’re impossible to impress when bigger, far more famous comedians perform sets.

But on this particular night, I noticed that none of the regular comedians were leaving when they were done. We were all finding excuses to hang around. None of us wanted to admit it, but Robin Williams was performing, and we were genuinely excited.

Now, any other group of performers would have proudly stood outside with streamers and a welcome banner, but comedians are jaded asses who would rather sit in the back of the room with their hearts pounding while folding their arms and feigning disinterest.

What struck me the most about Robin was how important it was to him that the other comedians liked him. He was always gracious to the performer he had bumped off the lineup. That first night, and during his many returns over the years, he would always come upstairs and sit with us at the “comedy table” (made famous on Louie).

He could have easily dominated the conversation; we all knew the difference between who he was and who we were. Robin was one of the few larger-than-life comedians who could have actually gotten a table full of other comics to shut up and listen. But he didn’t. He joked and laughed with us and went out of his way to not tower above us. He probably never knew how much we loved him for that.

By all accounts, Robin struggled with depression and addiction over the years. So many comics I know seem to struggle with the demons of self-hatred and self-destruction. While my physically self-destructive days ended when I got sober, the thought of suicide was always there, an option behind glass that I could break in case of an emergency. I glamorized the idea of constructing my own exit.

And yet on a day like Monday, that idea seemed terrible and unnecessary. Not triumphant or glamorous but sad and empty and incomplete.

The funniest people I know seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.


Jim Norton, on Robin's death. More at this link.
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Really hoping that your screen name doesn't indicate your actual profession. Just saying.


Prolly a math teacher. I'm just sayin'.