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MidnightStrikesUsAll
Over 90 days ago
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Yes. And boy was it good. A former partner was relentless in making me try, so I did, and my word, the orgasms were explosive. Tried a few positions, I even allowed her to use a strap on on me, but the best was her smallest vibrator, sat up slightly, legs spread wide, inside me vibrating and masterbating slowly. I did do that once or twice by myself, even putting a show on for her as she liked seeing my ejaculate come out my penis. I had a fantasy where Icould be sat like that with the vibrator inside me, while she bounced up and down on top, as that position gives me the most intense orgasm through intercourse, but I never got to fulfill it.Intense wouldn't be the word!
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I feel it is more of a state of mind over anything else. As they say, mind over matter. I've received oral sex maybe a dozen times in my 10 years of sexual activity, two long term girlfriends that just didn't like to give it so it was never pressured, expected, or desired, and I never once reached orgasm. It's not something that bothers me, I enjoy it, but for me, making love is the pinnacle, and making my partner feel good is what is important to me.
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Cowgirl by far, I want her lips on mine, breasts in my face or pressed against my chest. Then there is the bouncing...oh the bouncing....
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Genuinely nothing better then cunnilingus! Not even recieving blowjobs is better then licking pussy to me!
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Never had or never will had a one night stand, purely because I don't have the primal urge to have sex with any woman I deem attractive enough. Sure, I see women and think, God, I'd love to make love to her, but to do it with a practical stranger, drunk and potentially in a foreign environment just doesn't do it for me. Sex for me, is about the connection and bond between two people, not a primal lustful urge to empty my balls. Women, aen't sex objects.
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Yes, and it was an amazing day. My ex allowed me to have sex with the girl I fancied, so I screwed her for around 5 hours before going back and fucking my girlfriend. I guess it was payback.for all the cheating she'd done on me and the shit she was yet to put me through hence why we are no longer.
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Yes they can be too big. It's all about proportion, I'd also rather my girls boobs be natural, it's when women enhance them to disgusting proportions when I have a total dislike. I'm also strongly against breast enhancements, I love natural boobs, but even for me there'd be a size too big.
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I'm not exactly in stings league, but yeah, us Geordies rule the roost!!
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I like his collection of published stories, they're well written.
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I said this to my ex cause it genuinly did turn me on, she couldn't get another guy in bed fast enough.
I was just honest with her, said it'd look so good to watch another man slide his cock in her, plus it would give her some variety, another intensity.
It was also a fantasy of mine to shoot in her then have another guy add to that!
It was an amazing threesome but I couldn't do it again, I don't want to share and my girlfriend said she couldn't share me without getting jealous so all is good.
It was amazing though, watching all that cum drip out of her pussy!
I was just honest with her, said it'd look so good to watch another man slide his cock in her, plus it would give her some variety, another intensity.
It was also a fantasy of mine to shoot in her then have another guy add to that!
It was an amazing threesome but I couldn't do it again, I don't want to share and my girlfriend said she couldn't share me without getting jealous so all is good.
It was amazing though, watching all that cum drip out of her pussy!
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You were doing so well until you put Billy Joe Armstrong into the pantheon of guitaring legends!
IMO he isn't fit to even be in the same thread as the likes of Zakk Wylde, Rhodes, Hendrix. But each to their own!
My favourites aside some already mentioned are :-
Frank Zappa
Devin Townsend
Joe Satriani
Steve Vai
Tom Morello
Jim Heath (incredibly underrated)
There are so many worthy to mention that I can't think of them all off the top of my head and it's a crying shame.
IMO he isn't fit to even be in the same thread as the likes of Zakk Wylde, Rhodes, Hendrix. But each to their own!
My favourites aside some already mentioned are :-
Frank Zappa
Devin Townsend
Joe Satriani
Steve Vai
Tom Morello
Jim Heath (incredibly underrated)
There are so many worthy to mention that I can't think of them all off the top of my head and it's a crying shame.
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This isn't up there with the big riskers, but in my own living room.
The reason being, my ex hated - HATED the thought of me wanking, believed her pussy was the place for my cum and when she actually caught me one night, she was crying and practically breaking up with me!!
I told her I wasn't waking her up after she'd gone to bed so I took it in my own hands (literally)
The reason being, my ex hated - HATED the thought of me wanking, believed her pussy was the place for my cum and when she actually caught me one night, she was crying and practically breaking up with me!!
I told her I wasn't waking her up after she'd gone to bed so I took it in my own hands (literally)
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Yes. I've met her but just can't be with her.
She literally is my soulmate, if I got to be with her then she'd be my one for an absolute definate.
It sucks, but at least I managed to find her!
She literally is my soulmate, if I got to be with her then she'd be my one for an absolute definate.
It sucks, but at least I managed to find her!
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I'm on lush does that men I have to answer that
She has a point haha!
Mine was about 4 hours ago, before I wrote my first story
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Everything is based on trust. If you do then believe her. If you don't then don't believe her.
This is something you have to decide yourself. You know her very well. Think about this very hard. Talk to her about it and be very honest with her. If she lies you will most likely see it if you pay attention to her mannerisms. No one can tell you exactly what to look for, just something not usual when certain questions get asked.
DO NOT start this with the preconceived notion that she MAY be lying. That sets you up for that to be true. Go in feeling that she's telling the truth and you'll get better results.
We went through something similar about 35 years ago and after I did what I explained I decided she was telling the truth. We're still together and I absolutely trust her.
I hope it works for both of you.
Bingo. This is fantastic advice.
You know your wife better then anyone else, you should just take the time and effort to work out if she's lying or not.
Now for my own twist from my experience.
I'd literally be here for hours typing the full story for context reasons but a super short version is this...
I lost my V to my first love, but she cheated on her then boyfriend to have sex with me. First and biggest mistake.
I was so blinded by my feelings that I ignored the fact they could still be sleeping together after we got together, then we had a threesome together.
We broke contact from him and made a life together. I found out she'd cheated on me with various women, then she had the audacity to lie about cheating to me, she lied that she'd cheated. She done the whole crying 'I don't want to hurt you' crap but I found out the truth.
We broke up 2am christmas morning 2011 after nearly 5 years together and she lied to me about where she was, she moved in with another guy on christmas morning!
Anyway they got engaged, she came back to me when he was cheating on her and cheated on him with me. She moved back in for two months after 11 months apart and I found her in bed with another guy on new years day, 1/1/13.
Needless to say, anyone who breaks my trust again is history, I allowed myself to be a doormat because of just how truely madly in love I was with this woman, she just couldn't grab the concept of love, she's like a magpie, always after the shiney new things.
But I couldn't be happier to have a girl I can truely trust now, so...silver lining!
Good luck my friend, just don't become a doormat to a compulsive liar, it's not fun!
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Wow from two pages no-one has picked up Of Mice And Men...shocking!!
Read the book and saw the film while in school, so what, 12 years ago and it was phenominal.
Gary Sinese is a massively underrated actor, I think he is phenominal!
The Crow used to be a comic, and that turned out fantastic despite it costing Brandon Lee his life.
Also the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles used to be a comic and the first one was and still is amazing.
The list can go on and on...
Read the book and saw the film while in school, so what, 12 years ago and it was phenominal.
Gary Sinese is a massively underrated actor, I think he is phenominal!
The Crow used to be a comic, and that turned out fantastic despite it costing Brandon Lee his life.
Also the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles used to be a comic and the first one was and still is amazing.
The list can go on and on...
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Mine was meant to be MidnightStrikesTheBeast but it was too long by 3 letters...i wasn't impressed.
It was originally intended to relate to Werewolves because when midnight strikes they become the beast. . . I love Vampires and Werewolf stuff and it was a different kind of twist for a username for here because you get the same old crap 'bigdick' 'bigtits' blah blah and I don't like the mundane, I'm no predictable sheep.
So I changed it to MidnightStrikesUsAll because it does...everyday, in 40minutes time GMT haha. And we can all become beasts too...we all have a dark side! Anyone that says otherwise obviously don't know themselves as well as they really should do...
It was originally intended to relate to Werewolves because when midnight strikes they become the beast. . . I love Vampires and Werewolf stuff and it was a different kind of twist for a username for here because you get the same old crap 'bigdick' 'bigtits' blah blah and I don't like the mundane, I'm no predictable sheep.
So I changed it to MidnightStrikesUsAll because it does...everyday, in 40minutes time GMT haha. And we can all become beasts too...we all have a dark side! Anyone that says otherwise obviously don't know themselves as well as they really should do...
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Wow Dirtyblue you have priorities that needed to be in check, glad you got them in check in time.
It's a sorry state of affairs if that was your main complaint, lack of sexting/pictures, there are so many things more important then sex.
I myself have a girlfriend who lives over 200 miles away, it takes me exactly 6 hours to go from my door to her door and I get to do that every 3/4/5 weeks. I do that because I love her, not to get laid.
In all honesty, I end up playing with her more then she plays with me but that's because she's had some health issues that she is nearing the end of, and we have had sex 3 times in the past 9 months, the last time being in July! But to me, pleasuring her is the most amazing thing in the world to me, call me all the crap in the world but my gratification isn't a priority.
We don't sext, we don't send dirty pictures and we don't cam, even though she's done that with another guy some time ago, she knows it's not something she HAS to do with me, because sex is not one of the building blocks of our relationship.
I've had the relationship built on sex and it was the worst 5 years of my life and I'm still paying for my mistake.
Your time apart should make you really cherish the time you get with her, sex filled or not, but be thankful you have someone who can understand you in your situation and actually wants to stay with you despite the distance.
It's honestly not easy having a long distance relationship, it honestly breaks my heart so much to leave her and come back to my life away from her, but I know in the end we will be together because we can trust each other to not cheat, and trust is the fundamental building block of a relationship.
I wish you luck in your exams etc just don't let sex and crap like that cloud your vision for a happy future.
It's a sorry state of affairs if that was your main complaint, lack of sexting/pictures, there are so many things more important then sex.
I myself have a girlfriend who lives over 200 miles away, it takes me exactly 6 hours to go from my door to her door and I get to do that every 3/4/5 weeks. I do that because I love her, not to get laid.
In all honesty, I end up playing with her more then she plays with me but that's because she's had some health issues that she is nearing the end of, and we have had sex 3 times in the past 9 months, the last time being in July! But to me, pleasuring her is the most amazing thing in the world to me, call me all the crap in the world but my gratification isn't a priority.
We don't sext, we don't send dirty pictures and we don't cam, even though she's done that with another guy some time ago, she knows it's not something she HAS to do with me, because sex is not one of the building blocks of our relationship.
I've had the relationship built on sex and it was the worst 5 years of my life and I'm still paying for my mistake.
Your time apart should make you really cherish the time you get with her, sex filled or not, but be thankful you have someone who can understand you in your situation and actually wants to stay with you despite the distance.
It's honestly not easy having a long distance relationship, it honestly breaks my heart so much to leave her and come back to my life away from her, but I know in the end we will be together because we can trust each other to not cheat, and trust is the fundamental building block of a relationship.
I wish you luck in your exams etc just don't let sex and crap like that cloud your vision for a happy future.
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Water. Alcohol dehydrates you.
Don't believe the fallacy that bread soaks up alcohol too blah blah blah. All those kinds of fallacies are, are just placebo effects. You believe it helps so it does. Mind over matter.
Don't believe the fallacy that bread soaks up alcohol too blah blah blah. All those kinds of fallacies are, are just placebo effects. You believe it helps so it does. Mind over matter.
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It depends on the person, everyone's would taste different. My ex's tasted wierd, my current girlfriend tastes quite nice, and my own...well I'll say I never expect to have mine tasted or swallowed, when my girlfriend said she'd tasted mine after we played (i had a feeling she had) she said it was nice, yet when I tried my own a few years ago it tasted wierd.
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Yep, head over heels for a woman I can't have as much as she's in love with me. If we could make it happen it would be the bringing together of two people tailor-made for each other. But unfortunately, after 3 and a quarter years, I'm kind of resigned to it never happening and I'm stuck with the fantasy of the perfect world that is just beyond my reach. It sucks, but I love her and she knows it and knows I'll always be there for her no matter what. Her happiness is paramount to me and I'll sacrifice what I have to just to see her smile.
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I haven't been able to cum from head. So much so that I've said I'll marry the woman that can make me cum.
For me, the problem is speed and rhythm, and the fact that I dislike that my partner may suffer from an aching jaw or something from prolonged sucking, or even Repetetive Strain Syndrome, it should be enjoyable and painfree for everyone.
Also, the pressure to actually cum is a blocker, I think it'd take 30 minutes to an hour to get me off and I'm not sure of any woman that could endure that.
For me, the problem is speed and rhythm, and the fact that I dislike that my partner may suffer from an aching jaw or something from prolonged sucking, or even Repetetive Strain Syndrome, it should be enjoyable and painfree for everyone.
Also, the pressure to actually cum is a blocker, I think it'd take 30 minutes to an hour to get me off and I'm not sure of any woman that could endure that.
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I love curvy and chubby, just not the extremely big or extremely thin that it's repulsive.
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It depends.
I've never had a one night stand, always resisted the temptation and it's never appealed to me to have sex with an inebriated woman or ever take advantage of a woman.
However, there is the rare time I may see a woman in passing and with pure lust I'd fantasize about spontaneous sex with her without as much as knowing her name.
I've never had a one night stand, always resisted the temptation and it's never appealed to me to have sex with an inebriated woman or ever take advantage of a woman.
However, there is the rare time I may see a woman in passing and with pure lust I'd fantasize about spontaneous sex with her without as much as knowing her name.
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I love short girls, taking them into my arms with their head under my chin, totally enveloped in my arms is the most amazing thing, I get to make them feel safe, secure and protected.
Also spooning is a delight, again perfect fit...
5'4" is the perfect height for me, though I had the serious hots for a friend that was the same height as me, and that was part of the appeal. Aside from that lust, every woman I have been with have been between 5'3" and 5'7"
Also spooning is a delight, again perfect fit...
5'4" is the perfect height for me, though I had the serious hots for a friend that was the same height as me, and that was part of the appeal. Aside from that lust, every woman I have been with have been between 5'3" and 5'7"
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If I got offered a blowjob or to lick pussy, I'd lick all day long. For me, I have an intense desire to pleasure my lover, it is not alright if she doesn't orgasm at some point, but I can happily not orgasm.
Hell, there are certain Monday's that I just can't get off no matter what happens.
But as a general thing for me, I also prefer cunnilingus before intercourse because I couldn't ingest my own semen, that is a fantasy of mine for another woman to extract my semen out of my girl's pussy.
Hell, there are certain Monday's that I just can't get off no matter what happens.
But as a general thing for me, I also prefer cunnilingus before intercourse because I couldn't ingest my own semen, that is a fantasy of mine for another woman to extract my semen out of my girl's pussy.
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I've taken a break with an ex of mine before, insanely long story short we were together 4 and a half years and things were tough so we split up for 6 weeks (still living together) and although my intention was never to find someone else, merely to ease the pressure of being in the relationship, the lust we had together was unreal.
We did end up sleeping together a few times for 'old times sake' and we made the decision to try again because I was, and will always be totally in love with her.
In the end, the slut (and I have every valid reason for using that derogatory term) broke my heart twice more and I was left wondering that despite the good sex that I should have maintained the break because as a person, she was never right for me...
Moral of the story, always trust your instincts, if you need a break, then something is wrong and you should leave the relationship buried.
We did end up sleeping together a few times for 'old times sake' and we made the decision to try again because I was, and will always be totally in love with her.
In the end, the slut (and I have every valid reason for using that derogatory term) broke my heart twice more and I was left wondering that despite the good sex that I should have maintained the break because as a person, she was never right for me...
Moral of the story, always trust your instincts, if you need a break, then something is wrong and you should leave the relationship buried.