It was the day before Christmas, and Santa's workshop was at fever pitch. The elves spent the day loading the sleigh to the limit and hitched up the reindeer. Mrs. Claus walked Santa to his sleigh. "Now, be careful, dear. You know how I worry." Mrs. Claus's name was Gertrude, but he called her Trudi. "Yes, Trudi. NORAD will have me on the radar to direct traffic around me. Will you be a good girl until I get back?" Mrs. C...