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MallardFiona
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 34
0 miles · Hagerstown
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I wouldn't go with a drink, I'd go with like mozzarella sticks or something
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Grew up 30 min north of Boston, so it's all Boston sports, except baseball which is boring AF.
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My ability to "fart the theme from Jaws"
Lol What? That sounds impressive though.
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1. Old enough to know how to spell "truthfully".
2. A large city with a lending library with offerings including English For Dummies.
3. Breast size, incorporated? What now?
4. No. There are other options. Use your imagination.
5. Why would I swallow toothpaste?
Figuratively dying, that was the best post
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I go with "what if?", like what would happen if my friend made a move? what if I took that girl home? etc
I take people I know or have seen and make it into a sexy story.
I take people I know or have seen and make it into a sexy story.
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I'm very impressed by the # of views his stories have gotten.
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Older, perhaps. But not senior citizen (like my father). It all depends on the person.
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Give and receive. Hand only, I've done paddle and hairbrush before and it's too much.
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I'll concede to that point. I just feel really awkward when I'm writing and it's overly crass. I think there should definitely be a balance.
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I feel like a lot of it is sloppy writing (no offense) because you can easily type something like, "fuck her in the pussy and cum all over that slut's ass" but saying it like "he purposefully slipped his erect manhood between the edges of her mound and with a resounding burst let his masculine cream cascade down the hills of her backside" is more artful. Erotica is about interpreting, and giving the reader a sense of imagination through articulation and switching up the verbs and adjectives. Also if anyone ever called me a dirty cumslut (or whatever) in bed I would probably knock them the f*ck out. Like surely you have more depth to your lexicon than dumb shit you would discover in a porno.
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No, mostly because I keep my erotica side hidden. I like to keep my life separate.
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Does getting an OTK spanking from a celebrity count? because Aisha Tyler could pull me over her lap anytime.