She knew he would publish it on an adult website. She was excited. It was one of several adventures she and Captain Handsome were having. Mrs Peach re-read the email she was sending: "Oh my stars, Captain Handsome! I love you! "I can hardly wait for you to come home! Three days at that convention in Chicago is enough! Do you miss me? I miss you! "There isn't much to do in Minneapolis without you. And it's so cold outside;...