I take you by the hand and lead you from the living room. We make a detour through the kitchen. I swing open the refrigerator door and grab a cold bottle of Veuve Clicquot champagne on our way to the bathroom. Once there, I set the bottle on the counter and go about drawing a hot bath for you. The water flows and steam starts to fill the room. I press you back against the door and with one hand raise your arms above your...