"Please don't misinterpret my being nice to you as an invitations to try and get into my (virtual) pants."
Thanks for stopping by. Please have a read cause I hate repeating myself. Please be respectful to me and I will be nice, because I do not tolerate disrespect to myself, other members or my husband. This is a warning. Also, please don't call me pet names, I am not your "babe" "baby" "sweetie" "hun" "darling" or any other variation. It is too familiar sounding from someone I don't know.
I am a normal BBW Domme with an above normal sex drive. I believe in the freedom of speech and having my own opinion about matters. I am an American living in Denmark and married to a Dane (I keep getting asked why I live in DK).
Always be the person you want to be, not the person others think you outta be, cause at the end of the day, you are the one that has to live with your thoughts in your head.
DO NOT ASK ME: ~to Skype: all communication stays on site ~If my husband knows I am here: yes he knows and he supports me 100% ~What I would do to you ~How I would Domme you ~What I think of your cock
I do not mind curiosity or questions about sex or D/s or the like, but be respectful, I am not here to message you spank material. I understand that this is an erotic based site, but I have more to talk about than sex. I have a wide range of interests.
Please, when messaging me, don't use "internet language." I don't mind a few abbreviations, but I generally find it lazy and makes me not want to interact with you. If typing "you" is too much work and you need to use "u", please move along.
I don't really like the "chat window" format, and often I will ignore them if sent, but I do not mind the "online message" format or a message words too, so feel free to say hello that way.
If you have the time to send me a friend request then you have the time to read my profile, see this note and send me a message saying how you found my profile. Something small will do (I followed a forum to your profile, I saw a pic I liked, I like what you write, I think you are totally completely awesome and the mere thought of being graced with your friendship sent me flying to the friend request button), you know, just a little note.
I appreciate when someone posts something/anything to my wall, but be tactful about it. I don't want hardcore porn or anything too explicit. I like the tease of it all, so if you want to post nudes, make them classy (and if you think that nudity and classy are mutually exclusive than refrain from post at all).
I hate that my profile reads so negatively, but until people start showing some respect to others online, then it will have to stay like this. Remember, when you contact another online, regardless that you cannot see them, there is still a person on the other end and they don't deserve to have a faceless person be rude to them.
On my writing: Mainly I write Choose your Own Erotic Adventure stories or flash erotica. Currently I am on my second story line. It was been a great challenge to write a chapter based on what the readers vote. I am dyslexic and "word-blind" so I often cannot see when something is wrong/why it is wrong or do not see whole sections of text. Please be kind when giving feedback, but I am always up for constructive criticism. I am doing my best
Interests "don't you dare cum without my permission", accents, bare handed spanking, bathing , beards, begging, belt spanking, ben wa balls, biting, blindfolds, blow jobs, bondage, bondage art, caressing, chains, chastity devices, chocolate, cigars, collar and lead/leash, crops, cuddles, dildos, discipline, femdom, fleshlight, food, foreskin, gay porn, geeks, hair pulling, handcuffs, hot oil massages, ice play, kilts, kneeling, lingerie, male chastity, male chastity cages, masturbation, NASCAR, nipples, obedience, oral sex, orgasm control, porn, red heads, sex in public, spanking, spreader bars, talking dirty, tearing off clothing, teasing, touching, toys, uncut cock, vibrators, whips.
Favorite Books Oh man! This list could go forever but I mostly read PA style books and I love anything zombie.
Favorite Authors I read a lot of self-published Kindle books, so I don't have a favorite author. I have been reading Stephen King for a very long time and still enjoy his books though.
Favorite Movies I love movies! I love all kinds of movie (with the exception of love stories, war and sports unless they are comedies). I am a huge fan of all things zombie, the more obscure the better (ugh, WWZ was such a disappointment though).
After I have watched something scary I usually need to watch a Disney movie before I can sleep, damn overactive imagination and dark rooms!
Some of my Go-TO movies are; *Shawshank Redemption *Usual Suspects *Shaun of the Dead *Alien and Aliens *How to Train your Dragon *Pulp Fiction *Almost anything with RDJ (yummmm) *Horrible Bosses *Zombieland
Favorite TV Shows The Walking Dead, Blacklist, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, and some other random Danish programs
Favorite Music Mostly country but I have a wide range of interests depending on my mood. I am never in the mood for rap or heavy metal tho. Mostly I listen to books on "tape" (CD, online, MP3). I adore 60-80's music and Imagine Dragons is the newest love of mine.
For as long as I can remember I have always fantasized about being with multiple people at the same time. Not a gang bang or anything, but just having more than one person sexually pleasing me at the same time. Having it all about me, having them serve me...
