Making a pitcher of Scotch on the rocks, I went to get things ready for Monday morning. It must have been the combination of Scotch, the stress of the report and late hour that put me to sleep. I did not even remember when I laid down on the couch. Waking up with drool on my beard, I heard my cell phone telling me I had another text. “Please don’t be upset, I am so sorry it is so late. I was having such a good time hearin...

My wife, Dianne, has always been a sucker for helping out someone that asked for a favor. Dianne is a short slim woman, who is concerned about her looks. She enjoys casinos, board games, and slots. For a couple of years now, we have hired a few men to help with remodeling our house, mowing the yard, and making minor repairs when they were not working at their main jobs. These are usually very small, simple jobs, which con...