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Kat
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by roccotool
With both kids out of the house now, the sex is far better than it's ever been.


Good to hear roccotool.

There's a lot to be said for sex with older men , although they do tend to fall asleep too quickly afterwards
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How degrading. You've again proved yourself to be a disgrace insomniac.

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Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.


he certainly doesn't live in mine either....sooooo bad

I don't get this one "You get to jump up and slap stuff."
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Call me all new age or what have you, but I found this really worked. All about unblocking energy channels (it's nearly 20 mins so make sure you're relaxed and have the time to watch it in peace):

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I'm embarrassed not just for womankind, but humankind. She need some edjumacating.xeJhZ3mhz111GH8G
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Very skinny hips.

You want to take her home to Mom mrplow?
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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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Poor dear, I think she should get totally back on track before doing on any more public appearances:

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Looks like a guy's flick to me. Still, there looks to be some eye candy in there
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Quote by Curious2c
Talk about reaching out and touching someone.


Heh. Or how about, "if you're home around 6 I'll give you a quick buzz..."
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Quote by Curious2c
Hey Kat, what's the front look like anyway? *devil*


Seeing you're so sweet...

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When I feel a bit under the weather gastro wise, I start the day off with a mug of nearly boiling water, with a squeeze of lemon in it. Soon kickstarts the digestive system. Wait 20 mins before eating.

And cutting out alcohol and caffeine for a week does wonders, although I find it almost impossible to do.
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At last, a gadget that's useful. We seem to be going gadget crazy in this day and age, and most of it seems overpriced rubbish no-one really needs.
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They are so cute! I saw about a dozen of them fishing. Worked for me no problem.
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I am guessing her comment could be taken on a number of levels - "safe" as in a) married, and therefore able to relate to other human beings, communicate and not likely to be a serial killer b) unlikely to want anything more than just sex c) safe in that you're probably at least ok in bed seeing someone married you!

Probably way off the mark as usual
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Anyone have any funnies to post in this thread?











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The West coast of Ireland is one of my favourite places in the world, so dreamy

I'd like to visit Vietnam, and Thailand as well while I'm over that way. Both cheap destinations once you're there.
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I agree with parts of what you say C2c, it's a pity people don't look out for each other like they used to. I think people in general are getting more and more selfish.

As for the US government, I don't think they are doing practically anything in the interest of the common man or woman. Imho, policies are created for the betterment of corporate profit, and politician's backhanders these days, to the detriment to our society and economic wellbeing - we have the highest ever national debt recorded at the moment and our currency is weakening throughout the world.

Oops, now why did you have to go and move the soapbox under me instead!
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If you stare closely, you'll see something happen

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What on earth goes into their fries that make them non-biodegradeable?
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Nice work Susan - maybe we need to add a "forum goddess" title
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I think it's a cleverly made up mannequin. Still I know a few men who'd probably have sex with it regardless!