The pandemic lockdown has been disastrous for many things, but it has been a boon for our sex lives. Well, mine at any rate. I'll explain. I still have to go to work out of the house each day, but my wife is pretty much stranded at home. That means she is free to tease and torture me while I'm at work. I won't lie - it's been rough. But I finally found some measure of revenge. Last week, on my way out the door, I requeste...