Mr Intercity was a train driver who had been doing his job for close to twenty years now. On the whole, he regarded his work as mundane, but when the shit hit the fan, he prided himself on his professionalism at resolving the situation. However, on this day, he was excited about doing his duty. He was working on a pleasant run out from London into the country. There was also in his mind a bonus to this situation in that o...