I ate out a friend on the back of the bus and everyone was cheering me on (Even the bus driver). A few ladies even ask me if they pay me to do the same to them, all I got to say about that was my and my friend stop came up so we high tail it out of there before the cops came :P
I'm just wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt
I would cook her nothing. She can cook for herself
He's innocent, because he's a ladies man
A pillow made of rose petals