"Imagine that we're on the same shift and run into each other at work. We're both in our scrubs and find an empty dictation room in the hospital. I have you bent over the table fucking you in the ass when someone walks in because we never locked the door....

So your sister texts you that she needs to let off some steam. She asks if you’ll come over to pregame at her apartment and then go out dancing. Her girlfriend is outta town and she really needs to let loose. You go over to her place and start off with a...