Oh James, you seduce me with fresh-ground Caffiene, delicious donuts and the wonderful comments on my Latest Story, The Flower and the Dance. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-sci-fi/the-flower-and-the-dance

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Yeah, well, I'm not much for clothes myself – but the fur more or less covers it! Did you want the 10¢ tour, Lynn – or have you been lurking long enough that you know your way around?

Oh, I'll probably more a lurker than a regular, but I do appreciate the offer. I got the notification on Ms K's post and couldn't let that pass unmolested, eh, uncommented.

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Oh, and Lynn, welcome. I'm Elyse. I'd tell you to pull up a chair or stool and get comfy, but it looks like you've already done so.

Thank you, Elyse, I appreciate the welcome. It seems that this is a quite comfortable group.

Now... Cloaking device.... ON!

Looks like you’re our first Romulan. Welcome to the zoo

i love pineapples on my pizza. Mixed with a sweet yet spicy sauce the pineapple balances the cheese and brings about the ultimate in flavor. Outside of my Mistress .

is that a question?

Coke tastes better. But Pepsi will do in in a pinch, if i drank pop, which i rarely do these days

James good luck with the sales thing. With the price of caves so high one hopes but the world is fully of grizzlies But I do see a Boston crème and a Bloody Mary in my near future. And it’s warm enough I went topless yesterday. Miatas are wonderful

Thanks, that

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There should be a "more" option to click beneath the photo to delete it.

thanks that worked, but i couldn't find it earlier. Probably too P'Od.

Green donuts and Lime Margaritas I’ll be dressing Irish today right down to my knickers because I had the good fortune to be born Irish

Happy St Paddy’s Day to you all

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Well, sure and Beghorra, it's a foine Saint Paddy's day – so shove a leprechaun up your arse!

Okay, okay – I can't do an Irish accent! I'm sure Michelle or Madam Curvy would have my hide for what I just did! But I don't have a drop of Irish blood in me, as far as I can tell.

Lady Jay, OTOH, is 3/8th Irish, which explains a lot, AND had an Irish Godmother!

So, around our household, we have a name for the whole rigamarole about green beer and drinking on St. Paddy's – we call it "Amateur Night."

Still, if anyone wants green beer, we can find a way to do it for you! Or green coffee, if you like.

Since Scott has tended to Big Bertha and Tea Kettle, I'll move on to other things!

And for those who have a taste for such things, the Drink of the Day is, of course, Irish Coffee – either the original way, with Kahlua and (shudder) whipped cream, or with a wee drop o' Jameson's. This is me being magnanimous with the Jamesons, in honour of the day and all.

We've got green donuts on offer today, and I've put the usual sprinklies aside for Sara (with the Atlanta sports section), BG, Angel, and Kat! Plus we've got Jammie donuts for Eliza, Vee, and Ares, and Boston Creams for Scott & Donna.

Sara, there are persistent rumours about the Jays going after Freddie Freeman, so – who knows?

A man who clearly hadn't bothered to read my profile, or any of my stories, posted a picture on my profile. Now that in itself is not a problem but it's not the sort of picture i would want to receive from a complete stranger, and I'd like to delete it. Can anyone tell me how?

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Saunters into the bar and plonks myself down on the nearest seat.

I’ll have a gin and tonic please. Only one more day at work before the St Patrick’s day weekend. We are getting both Thursday and Friday off this year so I’ll risk a drink or two on a school night.

There seems to be a few issues with the stories. I see my comp entry is about to follow Kimmis into the abyss of falling off the list. Hopefully that will be fixed soon and I got error messages when trying to post a story yesterday but then it says it’s in the queue.

Hopefully the next chapter of Charlotte Sometimes will turn up soon.

In the meantime, I’ll have another gin. Slainte x

Bartender, i'd like a margarita. A big one with salt. Tomorrow i shall skip green beer. Tonight i want ordinary goodies. And I'm glad my comp entry finally made it it up, The Flower and the Dance. I struggled with it for a while, so i'm relieved it's out. And i think it's a good night to drink

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…and we've Boston Creams for Scott & Donna.

Meanwhile, just something to reassure everyone in the eastern half of North America:

There you go! Take care out there, y'all!

Oh those look so tasty, and i ahve been so good lately trying to prepare myself for bikini season. But i think i shall take one and reward myself for a week of being good and another story done.

Thank You James.

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Just passing though on my way back the post office. It's a fresh 74 degrees (23.333 C) No winds I have this etch to go for a ride on Charlie as I lead No Name and check the western fence lines soooooooo I shall leave you all with

One more Professor Longhair Tipitina

I do like Dr. John and Professor Longhair. Got a lot of really great music out of New Orleans. Thanks

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Just a program note for you Rumps Regulars: Lady Jay and I are off on our house hunting expedition again, so I probably won't be around much for the next 2-3 days.

Hopefully, the Ape will hold the fort – and I've asked Terance to keep his eyes on the bar, so NOBODY take nothin' without writing it down on this here list, see?

I'll charge you all when I get back.

Thanks – and take care out there!

James, I hope you find a home with a large entertainment area, though the way prices have been rising lately, that seems hard to imagine And the donuts will be handled!

Given where the world is, this is what I'm listening to right now.

Banana daquaris. Those are very summer, but i could use some summer right now. Please let me belly up to the bar.

I would

Nothing better than a tasty butt . and healthy too

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Morning everyone

Kimmi, sorry I'm a little late wishing you a happy birthday... I'm not a spanking kind of guy, but I did find a paddle you can use for next year... or the next year

Sara, sorry to hear about your ankle. Take good care and give it time to heal properly, even a small fracture in joints can come back and haunt you for years. I had one in my thumb at 18 it still niggles from time to time 30 some years later.

Now onto business...

As I'm sure Bear is still snoozing, I'll grab a cappuccino and take for a flat for my Goddess as I'm sure she'll be about soon. Grabbing some doughnuts and slipping into my corner.

Eliza, given your avatar yesterday (Tinkerbell), you might be interested in this thread:

Things you may never see or hear at Disney!

Have a good day, night, sleep all of you.

Thanks very much Kitiares I will check out your thread about “Things you never hear or see at Disney” 😉☺️

Now I know what I want for my very next birthday

Don't Look Up which was wonderful

i do appreciate that donut to lift my spirits as i recover from Covid, it's the perfect wakeup for the sick! As faras the football game yesterday, i hope all were satisfied with the outcome. now let me at that butterfat.

Yes, and the boys would get so hard watching

❤ Coffee and pastries in the morning and it is a snowy white morning and I may have to work from home Thank you James and if the Jamison’s has caused a certain throbbing then the hair of the dog is your cure.

I’m gold and it took about a week to get my last one approved. Shorter stories seem to take lass time as do contest entries. But your results may vary

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And not the rest of us joining you, either, Elyse!

Why? Have you really missed my Janeposting that much?

Just wondering.

Yes, no, maybe? Not sure how to answer that question.

However, I was indicating that we'd all like to skip horribilis mensis, which is how the word "February" translates.

Hey now! Ain't nobody in here skipping February for two very good reasons:

1. It is the month of Love

2. It is Kimmi's bday month and I want my fucking birthday spankings! Got It?!?

Well, we simply need to know how many spanks to apply and what is your preferred delivery method, which could include, crops, floggers hairbrushes or the Mk I hand.

Coke, then squirt, then root beer, then ginger ale and 7up (or sprite). but really, it's like Ginger vs. Mary Ann with less import.

If my car dislikes my date, it’s a definite sign. Animals are in some way more perceptive than we are

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I know this has probably been done numerous times before.




https://www.politicalcompass.org/

Where do you stand?

I did it today and I'm:

You and i are in about the same spot, glad not to be alone

What i miss is an Arroz con Pollo made by a mexican restuarant i loved that did not make it, La Costa. Begin with tangy tomatoes with just a touch of orange or lemon to bring out the flavor, some pepper, cook with mushrooms, onions and chicken breasts and mushrooms, serve over hot rice with cheese. I've tried to make it before, and have never once gotten it right.

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Thanks for butt plug ... oops, I mean story plug, Bear

A story plug is nice, but a butt plug is heavenly, especially when your lover puts it in.

And I shall plug my latest, Passengers

Congratulations, true love is always wonderful, and it's good to find it here