❤ Coffee and pastries in the morning and it is a snowy white morning and I may have to work from home Thank you James and if the Jamison’s has caused a certain throbbing then the hair of the dog is your cure.

I’m gold and it took about a week to get my last one approved. Shorter stories seem to take lass time as do contest entries. But your results may vary

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And not the rest of us joining you, either, Elyse!

Why? Have you really missed my Janeposting that much?

Just wondering.

Yes, no, maybe? Not sure how to answer that question.

However, I was indicating that we'd all like to skip horribilis mensis, which is how the word "February" translates.

Hey now! Ain't nobody in here skipping February for two very good reasons:

1. It is the month of Love

2. It is Kimmi's bday month and I want my fucking birthday spankings! Got It?!?

Well, we simply need to know how many spanks to apply and what is your preferred delivery method, which could include, crops, floggers hairbrushes or the Mk I hand.

Coke, then squirt, then root beer, then ginger ale and 7up (or sprite). but really, it's like Ginger vs. Mary Ann with less import.

If my car dislikes my date, it’s a definite sign. Animals are in some way more perceptive than we are

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https://www.politicalcompass.org/

Where do you stand?

I did it today and I'm:

You and i are in about the same spot, glad not to be alone

What i miss is an Arroz con Pollo made by a mexican restuarant i loved that did not make it, La Costa. Begin with tangy tomatoes with just a touch of orange or lemon to bring out the flavor, some pepper, cook with mushrooms, onions and chicken breasts and mushrooms, serve over hot rice with cheese. I've tried to make it before, and have never once gotten it right.

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Thanks for butt plug ... oops, I mean story plug, Bear

A story plug is nice, but a butt plug is heavenly, especially when your lover puts it in.

And I shall plug my latest, Passengers

Congratulations, true love is always wonderful, and it's good to find it here

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Well, it took ten days of incubation, but I just got a 1 vote on my last micro. I know it's an old whore wearing new clothes, but at least the spelling and grammar were std* free -- I checked.

* Stinky Tale Disease

I'm thinkinng more like sexy tail disease, out there and twerking for the masses. It took them to get my new story Passengers up, but i made it.

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Hi Rumpies! Welcome newbies!

I'm Kimmi and you can usually find me in Storeroom #4 on Tues/Thurs nights at my Spanking Club meeting or in the corner booth propping up my boyfriend, Drunk Guy, and scribbling my naughty scribbles.

It's quite nipply in KY today, so a hot chocolate please with 69 mini marshmallows.

And before I sneak back to my corner, a long overdue thanks to our furry bartender, da Bear!!! :worship: for keeping the drinks flowing and donuts cumming. And thanks for the Sunday story plugs, especially while notifications are wonky. Bear ... Kimmi thinks you deserve the afternoon off, so rip off that apron, and go relax rolling around in the snow or eating a seal, whatever, and we barflies will fend for ourselves today

(Ares, grab an apron and get to work! Bear's taking a vacation day! )

Clearly i'm in the wrong room because I'm missing out on Spanking club and my bottom is pale

Meep, meep!

I have the day off so today i shall celebrate my Irish heritage with Irish coffee. And donut of course.

Since have the day off I think I’ll go for a Bloody Mary with my Boston. Cream. I feel good because I finished my second book this week, only now I must figure out what to write next. I’ll think of something. It’s a good day to stay indoors and do little to nothing.

Actually, O great, bloody God of War, you don't have to make your own coffee, nor do you have to eat yesterday's donuts. You could always take your patronage elsewhere!

And anytime anyone wishes to tie on the ol' apron and take over cleaning up this joint, please FEEL FUCKIN' FREE TO DO SO!

Now – for those who are NOT planning to bitch and complain about the service, let's get things rolling.

Tea Kettle is rinsed, filled, and bubbling away. We have Red Rose and Earl Grey teas brewed in pots on the sideboard, plus the usual selection of fine teas (and gerbil teas), as well as sachets of Swiss Miss hot chocolate with another fresh box of mini-marshmallows to start the week off sweet!

For those who would like brewed coffee we have Big Bertha's lovely nectar. I've removed yesterday's sludge, and kept it for Carl (when he returns), rinsed her out, refilled her with tap…water, I guess it is.

BB has been refilled with the standard Costco Lavazza beans, so coffee is a-comin'!

And I've nestled Nessie, our NEW expresso-drinks maker, on the end of the bar for those who aren't too, ahem, PICKY to make their own lattes.

Donuts have been set aside for the Sweet Set, along with Sara's Atlanta sports section, plus sweeties for BG, Angel, Harley, and Kat. And I've got fresh Boston Creams to tantalize Donna, and please Scott, should he swing by. Finally, I've fresh jelly donuts for Vee – and a 2-day old, stale donut for the Great God of War, from which SOMEONE has sucked all the jelly. (Plus a fresh one as well, just in case he doesn't actually want the stale one.)

Take care out there, folks. Not only is the virus running wild again, but it's Moan-day!

I'll take that donut James, i got five chapters of my second vampire novel, A Bite of Life, done in the past week. One more chapter and it will be time to revise!

It happened to me today, a God Member but unable to comment on a story, and it asks me to upgrade. If someone has disabled comments that's one thing, but i should be able to comment, particularly when i have something nice to say

i wrote a story for the competition, Mummer's Day, even if i can't enter it I'm proud of it.

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Kistin who is, IMHO, the Mistress of the Micro, has a wit fine enough and dry enough to be served as Tio Pepe Fino sherry, and takes photographs that make even my coffee-table books envious!

So, Happy Birthday Kistin!

Happy birthday Kis, and make sure it's a kinky one. Only original sins are allowed. And if you can't be original, fake it!

I loves me some Joni Mitchell.

Valentine by Snail Mail.

No donuts for me today. This is a day where i need to think about my country. And my butt, another good reason to cut back n

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Throws raisin at Apple

NO RAISIN THROWING!

I got tired of having to sweep all of them critters up! The next person that flicks … or throws … a raisin gets the ol' HEAAVE-HO into the dumptster hot tub out back. And it's currently empty for cleaning!

GET ME???

james, some of us adore raisins, in our cereal, in our cookies or just in our hands on our way to our mouth for savoring.

Listening to a lot of Lucy Dacus lately

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Now, with all the festivities taken care of, let me slide sprinkley donuts on the bar, with reserves for Sara (and THREE sports sections from three different papers – Toronto, Atlanta, and New Your), BG, Angel, and Harley.

Plus jelly donuts for Mr. K. and Vee. And Boston Creams for Donna to feast her eyes – but not her tummy – on!

Enjoy – and stay safe out there! We don't need any more COVID cases in here!

James, no one fills me like you do. Yummy! Fuck my diet.

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GOSH! It's been a while since I've been in here, my apologies, life has been busy in every sense.

I hope everyone had a fantastic New Year and a spectacular Christmas!

James, I got the best Christmas present! It's a coffee advent calendar, I loved it so much I bought four for myself (not ashamed). Check it out, it's bloody delicious.

Don't worry, I bought loads for you guys too!

Anyways, this company is amazing and is a new must for me. Their website states:

‘Brew-in-the-bag’ coffee and tea brewers can be sorted into the normal waste system and treated the same way as regular milk cartons, meeting the highest standards in terms of food safety, CO2 and plastic neutrality.

So naturally, I'm all in.

I've recommended to Dionysus222 to pop round and say "Hi". He's new, so please be kind to him and don't scare him away with any spiders or whatnot.... bonus - he has already graced Lush with a story! I've yet to read it, I've only read a few of the entries so far but I fully intend on working my way through them imminently!

Hope you are all well and behaving horribly!

Harley xx

Thank you James as my coffee maker is giving me trouble and it's most annoying. And any god of Wine is welcome so long as he brings enough to share

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uugghhh…

oh fuck…really? c'mon God. That's not fair.

smack, smack, smack, smack…my mouth tastes like Violet has been dancing in there with her friends.

There's instant coffee on the bar. You're on your own until I find my head again. Sorry fucks.

I mean "folks"…

Well I stayed home thanks to Covid. So I’ll get the coffee. But no one puts out the carbs like you do James.

Now that I’ve figured out how the story tag system is supposed to work. I’ve noticed a problem. When there are pre-existing tags similar to one actually sought the software seems to lick one for you. And often it is not at all the tag I wanted. I get why the site doesn’t want repetition of existing tags with minor differences but the problem is that often I can’t get what I want. For I just submitted a story that I wanted to put into the category “Toys” because they’re quite important to this story. But the sex is lesbian and I could not just select that without it changing the tag to something different when I hit enter. This was very annoying and you should know

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Hi peeps

A cold day here and to top it off I'm fighting a nasty cold and waiting on test results in the meantime I'm quarantining as a precaution.

So a quiet night here .

Tiptoeing over to my hidey hole and retrieving my donuts and sports page.. and then settling down in my favorite corner booth*

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

No test but as my mostly vaccinated county is averaging 3K new infections per day I’m staying in and hopes for a much better year than the last few

Kansas

Roses are red,

My bottom is tight,

Mistress will ride me,

All through the night