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OK, this is a great picture from
http://safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/archive_301-350/photo301.asp
Yes, those are alligators in the water it's at an alligator park
http://safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/archive_301-350/photo301.asp
Yes, those are alligators in the water it's at an alligator park
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As long as they're erotic stories, I don't mind you submitting them here. I'm not keen on people putting their "buy my story here" url at the top of the story though. Add it to the end of the story by all means, or you can put it in your forum signature, or both
"Ah, there's the rub," said the masseuse to the client. The majority of my stories aren't erotic, so I don't think they'd be too welcome as you seem to insist on erotic content. The few erotic stories I do write are more along the lines of 'the biter gets bit,' and have an early scene that falls, I think, on the wrong side of your boundary line on acceptable content (more below on that). Where I've put up a story with the cross reference to another site it's been a case of right at the end of the story (or in a related blog) a note along the lines of "More stories in this series available from........." So the people get to read the story first and get hooked before being asked to look at the others - ie, good sales form.
My most erotic story is 112,000 words and for sale, it does fairly well, but it starts with a guy catching some other people drugging someone to be a sex slave and turning the tables on them, totally, then follows the next few weeks of their lives as they all come together as a sort of family. Lots of action in it too as you are given reasons to learn what he used to do for a living in the shadowy world of intelligence.
Another 'Rob Remembers' I think I'd posted here some time back and you pulled as it crossed the line. The first half is mildly erotic with some fighting, but the main later action starts with the central character being drugged and abused, then one of those who helped abuse him gets a case of the guilts and he takes over setting her mind at ease while he turns the tables on the main culprits.
'The Wrong Way - or is it' starts with a very mild forced sex / scene but has very little description of the sex as it concentrates on other aspects of the story.
'Photographic Problems' again is just within the legal laws here but is too close to the edge as it deals with scams involving underage girls and turning the scams back on the organisers - I just love those moral themes of the bad person being hoisted on their own petard.
The rest aren't erotic at all and although the Lush Guidelines don't specifically state NO non-erotic stories, they do say "This is an adult community website featuring erotic stories, love poems, forums and advice." which kind of implies that and I'm sure I've seen other posts that say they must be erotic stories. So I refrain from posting the non-erotic stuff. When I get around to writing something that does fall with in your guidelines, be sure I'll post it. I'm actually slowly working on one that's a continuation of another's work; and yes, I've spoken to the writer concerned and they said I could - with some limitations which is why it's slow. This should be well within your guidelines but it's taking a while as I have to keep getting back into the other person's mind set to do it.
Meanwhile, I'll go and check on my cousin Caz's stuff and see if I can get him to post any of his that is within the guidelines. To that end, you say no death or violence, do you mean death or violence involving sex or not at all, I ask as most of his stories, like mine also have some action and it's a bit hard to have a bank robbery or shoot out with killers without someone dying in the process? They don't include much in the way of descriptions of the blood or gore, but it is death.
When i can I enjoy seeing what's being said here and join in on some of the humour, hopefully adding some humour to it along the way.
If you wish to see what I mean with the stories, many are available at Writer's Block ( http://www.yotnasden.co.uk/forum/vb/index.php ) and some at ASSTR ( http://www.asstr.org/~ebywater/ )
regards,
Ernest
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Oh well, it's good to see you alive and kicking.
Good luck with the stories. We were thinking of setting up a free publishing service for authors here, but there are so many out there already like lulu, we didn't pursue the idea.
A wise decision I think. I've had a few issues with lulu because of the distributed printing service, some printers have troubles reading English words and don't understand the difference between words like cream and pale yellow. I've been doing some revisions on some stories but most of mine are now towards the non-erotic category so I'm not sure if you want to have them on site or not. Some i can't put up as free as that defeats the purpose of selling them and makes those who've paid angry. But some books are short stories that make a series and I've already put a couple of complete short stories out as teasers for the series, if you're happy to put them up I'm happy to submit them.
Ernest
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Back from your travels Deadly? Is Kanga still hopping around the Northern Territory somewhere?
I believe Kanga is. I just wish my absence had all been just traveling. No matter how much I keep looking, I can't find a health pack that works in real life like the ones in the games do.
I've also been a bit busy writing some stories, mostly non-erotica for sale through www.dpdotcom.com - even managed a romance; not the Mills and Boons type romance, more like a Pride and Prejudice style romance. It's called Out of Reach.
Ernest
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The answer to the question "What are perfect boobs / tits / breasts /hooters / whatever you call them?" is extremely simple.
The only correct answer is the perfect boobs are the ones I'm sucking or fondling at the moment. This mainly because they're in the perfect condition, being intimately involved with me.
The only correct answer is the perfect boobs are the ones I'm sucking or fondling at the moment. This mainly because they're in the perfect condition, being intimately involved with me.
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I stand corrected. I thought if it was fiction it wouldn't be a "big deal", actually acting it out, yes. What happened to "freedom of speech" ?
also, in some countries 'freedom of speech' is only allowed to those in power. here in NSW, Australia, a story about people under sixteen years of age having sex is in breach of section 91 of the NSW Crimes Act and classed as Child Pornography - even having a story where a fifteen year old watches two adults having sex is classed as Child Porn under the law. I can well understand why Lush doesn't want to risk the legal trouble, and agree.
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The sad thing is they made the movie like it was an early version of Austin Powers and satire, yet if they'd followed the book, which is an action thriller, it would have come out much more thrilling than The Bourne Supremacy or any of the Bond Films. The waste of a good story when made into a film.
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Quote by Batman
Aslo,
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
This is a bit of linguistic twister in two parts.
1. Bra is short for brassiere a French word and is an undergarment for a lady's bust. So it's a bust holder not a tit holder and the ladies only have one bust each.
2. Panties is a derived femanised version of pants, why is beyond me and any record I can find. Pants is a shortened form of the word pantaloons which were tight fighting pants that hugged tight to the posterior.
My personal opinion is that Panties is an abbreviation of the word Pantalettes which were long drawers frilly above the ankles and worn by women and children. I cans ee these shrinking to the modern frilly panties and the word shrinking from pantalettes to panties very easily.
Many moons ago, probably before most of you lot were born and dinosaurs like me roamed the earth in our youth, women wore under garments or drawers of plain cotton, also the smaller and tighter ones were often called underpants. Panties always referred to the short tight fitting frilly versions with lace etc or made out of silk and satin.
Hope that helps you out. now go put your silk panties on and go to back bed.
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Quote by Batman
I did not find a section for this, so I must guess this is the place.
My question is as follows:
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered or shoplifting?
The cops may have a problem with a jury in a case, but legally it's . However, the minimum they can get you on is fraud because you didn't pay.
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I have heard many solutions to this persistent and I am certain, nearly universal problem, but how do you deal with writer's block?
I ask because I feel a block coming on, and I do not wish to allow it to hinder my creative process.
One solution I have heard is that the only way to break the block is to discipline yourself to write. I am doing so, but I feel desperately uninspired.
Any suggestions?
Read is a good way around, especially something that you don't normally read - it gives your imagination a jolt.
One I've used on a semi cloudy day is to lie down and just stare at the clouds and imagine what they look like - people, things, animals, etc.
Another is to lie down and let your mind wander for a while, sort of daydream.
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I'm definitely NOT going to say it's the right idea or way to view females. But this maid would be VERY welcome in a certain segment of the community as she has two out of three of their attributes for a female - barefoot and in the kitchen, and we don't know if she qualifies for the third.
My only personal comment is - I love her work uniform and she can work at my place anytime.2y3bTEOYjtRkLRlA
My only personal comment is - I love her work uniform and she can work at my place anytime.2y3bTEOYjtRkLRlA
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All the Australian ISPs do their broadband accounts on monthly download size and speed. You pay more for higher speed and more for high download limits. They range from 300MB per month at little more than dial up speed for a few bucks to unlimited T1s at a fortune. Most people use 20GB, 40GB, or 60GB downloads at speeds of 256 or 512.
But then we still have phone calls based on distance using the same old formulas as when they were all operator connected.ZKmb31eoHva9jtJN
But then we still have phone calls based on distance using the same old formulas as when they were all operator connected.ZKmb31eoHva9jtJN
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This story just shows how stupid the school management are. If they kick her out for what she did before she started teaching there, then they better kick out everyone else who every did anything wrong before teaching there, and the kids will have no teaching or admin staff.
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Quote by mrplow
I'd say about that. See her wriggling those hips of hers - she has some talenthttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8683536703590795617
The singer is very pleasant to the eyes, but that music and voice are just heavenly.
I can't understand a word she says, but the song is so hypnotic I had to listen to it three times.Fy9V5rMTklJuzKxc
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Pardon me pixie, but I just have a bit of a problem with the concept of someone who writes sexy sex stories and participates in a forum like this and DOESN'T score a lot higher than 20 on a test about sex. It's kind of like those 1960s talks on sex education and sexuality that the virgin members of a certain religious group used to give in school. A tad mind boggling, that's all.ZiJ2UuC420HHab98
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I only scored a 20!!
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!
Yup I'm a total
Hey Pixie,
You're not supposed to fib in those tests - or are you fibbing to yourself?
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This should be multiple choice answers.
Q1 - I'd never wonder which one I can have sex with, I wonder how I get all three into bed at once.
Q2 - off course.
Q3 - why else would you be shopping for a new mattress other than the last one couldn't take the strain.
Q4 - why wait until they're sunbathing, or is this the first time you saw them since they were seven years old?
Q5 - Why imagine, naturally you'd have to rush over and help out. But I'd wonder why they live at another residence.
Q6 - A millionaire within a week - Yes.
Q7 - Hell, you skip the rest of the day and take them to your room, make sure you set up the cameras.
Q8 - Why fantasies, just ask them to help make it into a film.
Q9 - There's another type of massage?
Q10 - Excuse ME, what's a career?
I must have done something wrong, I got a score of 90. Where did I go wrong?
Q1 - I'd never wonder which one I can have sex with, I wonder how I get all three into bed at once.
Q2 - off course.
Q3 - why else would you be shopping for a new mattress other than the last one couldn't take the strain.
Q4 - why wait until they're sunbathing, or is this the first time you saw them since they were seven years old?
Q5 - Why imagine, naturally you'd have to rush over and help out. But I'd wonder why they live at another residence.
Q6 - A millionaire within a week - Yes.
Q7 - Hell, you skip the rest of the day and take them to your room, make sure you set up the cameras.
Q8 - Why fantasies, just ask them to help make it into a film.
Q9 - There's another type of massage?
Q10 - Excuse ME, what's a career?
I must have done something wrong, I got a score of 90. Where did I go wrong?
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Hmmm, you mean like a "two-bagger", Lush?
Last time I heard someone use the term two-bagger, he said "At closing time after my fifth bottle of Vodka, I thought she was a ten, next morning she was clearly a two-bagger. I was silly enough to mention that just after she woke and she said she thought I was a nine after her twenty-fifth scotch but thought I was a three-bagger in the morning. The silly thing is we're still seeing each other - no accounting for taste, huh?" I had to admit I agreed with him about the taste, but I think both may have started to think about what was inside the package they were commenting on.
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How did this thread go so wrong so quickly? lol. you guys are crackers.
deadly - try clearing your cookies. sometimes I can't login either, and that normally cures it.
Since they're crackers - send in the parrot to eat them and we'll have a bit of peace for a short while.
The problem did clear when I logged out and back in - it could have been cookie related and that cleared it, but I don't like disposing of the cookies when I don't have a glass of milk handy to wash them down with.
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Not sure if it's related to the upgrade, but for the last couple of days the front page shows me logged in while the forum showed me as a guest only. I eventually logged off and logged in again, the forum now shows me as logged in. I suppose it's what i get for being lazy and leaving myslef logged in all the time. 