It sounds stupid, but I really don't know if this happened or not. I was fresh out of university and had my first job teaching at an all-girls' boarding school in the middle of nowhere. Don't get me wrong; I loved my job, but the isolation I felt living and working in the same place every day with a bunch of hormonal girls and all-female teaching staff drove me crazy. I'd always been horny but this long, hot summer combin...

A flawless shape and manner to match The envy of friends, the perfect catch Forever in dreams just out of reach Like waves retreating from the beach Your endless search may end in vein Accompanied by a constant pain So maybe search for something new Imperfect can be perfect too

I was running late for spinning class again, but with a week-long hen-do in sunny Spain coming up, there was no way I was going to miss the chance to work off another millimetre of tummy fat! The same girls I'd seen for the past two months filed into the stuffy room stretching their figure-hugging leggings as they mounted their bikes. The class was great for toning my legs and bum, but, oh my god, it was boring. Not one h...