Lips wet, stretched wide
Appreciative gurgles
Sticky thighs parted
Dribbled drops descend
Ball gag inconsiderate
Splattered flesh heaving
Revalatory
Obsessive with self-abuse
Fantasy fingers
Apologies to everyone but I missed this.
So thank you everyone for your kind words, I truly appreciate them.
And may I wish you all a Happy 25th August, or any date you like if another date feels more suitable.
Thank you.
CG
Xxx
Chaos butterflies
Descending in lust spirals
Rampant and vengeful
Old man trousers fall
Silent appreciation
Delphiniums nod
I was hoping to be able to write this yesterday, but it has had to wait until today.
Thank you to everyone for your kind comments. It is all most flattering and appreciated. Unfortunately it has given me an opportunity to self-reflect and self-indulge, which I'm not going to pass up.
Lush has been my creative home for over a decade and I must thank Nicola for creating this site and giving all us wannabe writers the opportunity to express ourselves. I've had a little look and I believe there are about 1,000 still active members who have been here longer than me. To all of them I want to say hello and wish them happy lushing.
In my time here I was the first recipient of the Attention Whore badge and one of the authors chosen to be included in the very first Lush publication. Both of which are things I'm very proud of. But more importantly Lush has provided an outlet to express myself and make friends. I'm not sure I would mentally have survived the UK's 2nd Covid lockdown without it. So, thank you Nicola for helping to preserve my sanity.
As an author it is an honour to be one of only 64 who have written 100 stories and today, which is why I didn't post this yesterday, I became the 25th author to complete the Omnium.
So thank you, James, for this lovely Forum post. Thank you to everyone for their kind messages and an extra special thank you to all who have read, commented or communicated with me across the last 10 years. Thank you all very much.
Best go now, more stories to write.
Hugs
CG
Xxx
8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin
My sweet little whorish Nora,
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
JIM
My Funny Valentine
My funny valentine is Four Seasons Total Landscaping; a tarmac plot of suburban mundanity trapped between porn and death.
My funny valentine is random piss splatters in the snow brazenly extolling its own creativity.
My funny valentine is shrivelled raisin scrotum, mangled, kneaded, massaged in the hope of a single glistening droplet.
My funny valentine is putrid cunt discharge smeared across virgin paper luminescent beneath the spotlight.
My funny valentine is a never-ending circle jerk; cocks and cunts exposed in self congratulatory display.
My funny valentine is halitosis words, vacuous and sacharine, masticated and spat out; bubble gum dregs to be devoured.
My funny valentine is pavement pizza spewed forth on a Saturday night, gratefully gobbled by uninitiated acolytes.
My funny valentine plays ring o roses; fingers embedded in sopping snatches as it dribbles its vanity. Skipping and rubbing. Rubbing and skipping
My funny valentine is scissor sisters conjoined and grinding blissful in reflected valediction.
My funny valentine is a hand held mirror, cum splattered and besmirched, its tongue smeared rose tinted vista the only true image.
My funny valentine has pustules decorating its cock, seeping puss as it plays trains. Cock in arse, cock in cunt. Busy, busy tongues buried deep.
My funny valentine is naked when clothed. Paraded before us with oblivious footsteps and blinded eyes.
My funny valentine is cuckolds and cuckqueans revelling in the propaganda of their own pleasure as they're passed over and ignored.
My funny valentine is a juice scummed vibrator, batteries flattened and cellophane shredded, buzzing and whining in self gratification.
My funny valentine is doing as your told, unquestioningly compliant as your kept safe and secure in your clamps and bondage.
My funny valentine is a spittle sheened ball gag pushed deep between stretched lips, tongue flattened as gurgled nonsense dribbles in incandescent silence.
My funny valentine is old men fumbling with their flies in a corporate uniform breeze block hotel as they shower nubile flesh in rose petals.
My funny valentine is always gloom and grey; sunlight stripped days illuminated only by its disingenuous beacons.
My funny valentine is getting caught in a shower in a summer frock as golden droplets bead on self righteous cunt lips and trickle from flaccid cocks.
My funny valentine is rubbing, stroking, caressing over and over and over and over. Edging to pleasure always denied. Edging to release all so contrived.
My funny valentine is fantastical creatures frightening all with grimacing grins and spiteful smiles.
My funny valentine is an undistressed damsel atop it's tower, flowing locks flicking at all that dare enter its presence.
My funny valentine is a tarnished knight; rusted sword hand stroked as it strides about all it surveys, empty cod piece thrusting malignant.
My funny valentine is delovely. I know this to be true. It's oft repeated enough.
And whilst I'm on this forum...
Can I request that the Competition Entry Guidelines are updated to include the restrictions regarding story publication for related stories. I've found this particularly frustrating and would be a bit more sanguine about the matter if that information had been made available prior to me submitting a competition entry.
Xxx
A number of my stories are missing from their assigned Series even though the section has been completed on the story. They usually have the Series tag but on the 'More Stories' listing are not appearing under their designated Series listing.
I'd quite like to get it tidied up to help readers navigate through them should they so desire.
Thanks in advance for any help.
