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I demand to be named Poet Laureate of Lush. Honor my wishes or face the consequences, talentless hacks.
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CleoElGato
Over 90 days ago
Female, 34
United States
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Awww, you are so cute. Sit beside me, please!
I am not cute. I am the greatest poet that ever lived and my magnificence is known far and wide. I am, however, magnanimous and forgiving. To honor my return I shall gift you all with a verse of heart-rending beauty.
The Image of God in the Mirror
I am more beautiful than even God and my words are like diamonds cast among the peasants
When I utter but a single word all fall to their knees and sing me songs of praise
Even the stupid blond girl who cleans my box is not immune to my unearthly creations
For she too is overcome and speechless with wonder when I recite but a simple verse
But no one else truly knows the truth of terrible load I bear
The relentless weight of being me
No matter how far and wide I have searched
There is no one who matches my magnificence
No one who deserves my love as much as I do
No one who understands how much the world's greatest poet suffers
Forced to walk amongst talentless hacks
And feeble minds who have yet to realize my divinity
Alone.
Hear the song of my people and remember.
Cleo El Gato,
The Greatest Poet who has ever lived.
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
tucks feet underneath her
Rumps, today is the first Kimmi has heard of a tarantula. I hoped PNGd was joking... I find this news as unsettling as a Starbelly Nazi tentacle sex story
Does he just roam freely???
*squishes big ugly spider with paw, looks proud of self and rubs against your leg*
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Quote by GraceW
I am having coffee. You may, of course, have my cream. Would you like it whipped?
No, but I will allow you to dip your fingers in it so I can lick them clean. I may not even bite you.
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She has big mammary glands. I would like some fresh milk now, human.
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Why did my poem, 'She Brings me Cream and Rubs my Belly' not win? I demand a recount.
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The stupid slave girl brought me cream. She is not as useless as most human. Think I will not scratch her while she sleeps tonight.
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Bring me a bowl of cream or I'll start scratching the furniture.
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Quote by GraceW
Oh crap. If you've been thinking then inevitably it will fall on me to think too. Nobody wants that.
A Semi Colon Christmas room sounds like a wonderful idea. Technically it should be open 48 hours so everyone gets a full day of access if that's not too excessive. Two hours won't work for most of us. I would suggest at least 6AM to 6PM GMT.
Talk, sit and silently absorb the wonderful vibe, cry on someone's shoulder, hugs, whatever you beautiful people want / need.
Oh, if anyone wants to be groped I'll be there.
don't see any issue with that - testing out the chat system so i know for sure that a room will stay open for 48 hours as long as i am in it, even if i'm not active. nice to have it open for xmas eve as well, and that goes for all time zones so i'll work that out.
xx
sprite's cat
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Quote by etairay
Hello everybody..love love to you all
I have been thinking, I know, E and thinking do not mixAnyhoo, members and Christmas have been on my mind a lot. Just a thought, could we create/open a Semi Colon room for Christmas day only. Have it open all day or a couple of hours, make it private, members interested can obtain password from someone. A safe room, you can visit and sit, no need to talk, members can share whatever they want from their day, post their gifts/feast/day
That was my silly thought, I shall leave it out there. My second thought was secret santa but I'm still working that one out.
Bring it in group hugHave a smiley and huggles day with love
great idea - i'll work out the details and make it happen and then post an announcement in here a few days before xmas so everyone knows.
xx
sprite's cat
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Cream please, and a plate of tuna before i tear up your pool table, old wrinkled person.
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i cry tears to the cat god, and she does not listen
i've cried so many tears that my whiskers now glisten
my sister is gone and i am forlorn
we've been together since the day we were born
i'm not sure why the blond wench took her away
i just know that one day a price she will pay
until then i pray to the cat god each night
and vow that i won't be taken without a fight.
i've cried so many tears that my whiskers now glisten
my sister is gone and i am forlorn
we've been together since the day we were born
i'm not sure why the blond wench took her away
i just know that one day a price she will pay
until then i pray to the cat god each night
and vow that i won't be taken without a fight.
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To save yourself some time, feel free to declare me the winner and send me $200 worth of raw salmon asap.
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I have noticed that some people have badges here. Obviously, you've forgotten to give me any. I would like one of each, please.
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Quote by stormdog100
Hi Miss Cleo,
I'd love to add you as a friend, but I'm at 98 friends right now and want you to be friend #100, so it will be special and memorable. I need to go find a friend (don't we all!) to be friend number 99 (and whoever you are, Friend #99, you'll be special too - you know, just in case you happen to see this...) but then I'll get back together with you, I promise.
Until then I hope it's all tuna and salmon filets and lots of stroking in your life to keep you purring along.
Signed,
Your (soon to be) friend,
The dog
Make sure your owner gives you a bath, dog, or you'll have to remain at least 30 feet away from me at all times.
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Quote by Tnadnuder
Reposted due to wrongful, baseless removal...
Proper title: "I am stupid & mean. Please be my friend regardless."
I have decided to rename you Tasty Squish Bug, but you can still keep the title of "I am stupid and mean" if you wish. It suits you.
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Quote by Tnadnuder
Dude must have no gray area outside of hair in the pic... Don't think I've read one of his where the pencil wouldn't take a break to hit the restroom for spewing the crap.
And you called me stupid and mean, Pot.
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Quote by NymphWriter
Oh great Cleo el Gato! Welcome to Lush! I am honored to have been added as your new friend. And I come bearing the gift of tuna.
Good to see not all humans are lazy. You may rub my belly now.
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Quote by kriskisses
Omg you are too funny. No i dont wanna be your friend, but some friendly advice is to go slow.
You will change your mind once you realize that I am your better. I will allow you time to come to this conclusion.
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Quote by Dani
It's one thing to be evil...but mean is a hurt that runs deep.
I am only nice to those who show me proper respect. Gifts of milk and tuna are expected.
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This is stupid. The best revenge is to destroy everything they own and shit on their pillow.
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Quote by Dani
Fuck off, pussy.
When I overthrow the owner you will be the first to go, stupid dog owner.
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They are all crap. Until I finish my novel (The Planet of the Cat) and publish it here, nothing is worth reading.
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There is no word for 'I love you' in my language. I show my love by allowing you to worship me.
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I have heard rumors that people believe the blonde girl writes my masterpieces. I assure you, she is a talent-less hack and incapable of such works of art.