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Some real funny quotes in here:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
Guy: I was seeing her for a while, but it just wasn't working out. I guess I'm not over Jessica.
Girl: What?
Guy: What do you mean, what?
Girl: I thought you were gay.
Guy: Oh, because I'm a hairdresser. How original. Just because I'm a hairdresser you think I'm gay.
Girl: No. I thought you were gay because when I stayed at your house four years ago I woke up and saw you fucking Matt in the ass!
Guy: Oh my God. Matt and I have never talked about that night.
--9th & B
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
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Great impressionist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixToQbFc53A
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This woman is amazing.
Japanese I think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xpTFrG3dbs
Japanese I think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xpTFrG3dbs
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Is this supposed to turn people on? Lung cancer sucks.. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKl7hk0sOM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKl7hk0sOM
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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
superb. will tell that one to hubby.