"I tell ya, the salmon was this long, but it got off the hook, no word of a lie"
Or more likely:
"If only I were 20 years younger"
"Would you let me cover your breasts in oil and slip my penis between them tonight"
The others didn't mind me pinning the badge on, why are you laughing?
Did that turn you on?
I'd say they'd have to be a 38D, am I right? Am I right?
My hands are a little cold, mind if I warm them up?
Congratulations on a well deserved medal of honor.
"My, you do fill out your uniform quite nicely Miss."
Curious2c gets my vote so far.
"Excuse me Miss, I think your breasts need a slight adjustment, may I"
"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"
"I hope you are not in the same batallion where my sons are"