I know that you furtively watch me as I bathThat's why I never close the curtain, You like to see the warm water roll down the cheeks of my arthOf that I'm fairly certain,And as I lather my pert prime jobblersI know that you're pulling on your tiny nobbler,And I guess you think as I sponge down my sweet beaver"If I had a girl like that I'd surely never leave 'er". Keep pullin' it buster!

He was my first love, his name was DominicAnd he was blessed with a perfectly ginormous pulsating prick,But it remained one of this life's great pitiesThat he never rubbed it off between my eager titties,Nor did he ever explore my warm interiorPreferring instead that gentlemen entered his posterior,But for all my disappointment one thing must surely be saidAnd that is that Dom gave perfectly pleasing head.....Bless him.